Spare the Hens

Most gamekeepers hold the killing of a hen pheasant after Christmas

to be a moral crime. And perhaps most genuine sportsmen feel a twinge

of the conscience when they pull a trigger at a hen in New Year

days--irrespective of the host's permission. Of course, when the orders

are to spare hens, the man who kills or even tries to kill one does

something that the keeper will not forget--he loses caste for ever in

the keeper's eyes; whereas the man who is not greedy to take advantage

of an impromptu permission to shoot hens ensures for himself a niche in

the keeper's good graces.

It is true, there are hens and hens. Only a churlish keeper would not

admire the man who stops one of those skyscraping hens, of the sort

bagged by ordinary gunners about once in a lifetime. But the order,

"Shoot hens if they are real tall ones," alarms a keeper--unless he has

full confidence in the guns of a party. When the word has been given,

it is wonderful how many hens are "real tall ones." There are excuses

which must be accepted: for in certain conditions of light, when the

golden moment for pressing the trigger is within grasp, it is almost

impossible to distinguish hens from cocks--length of tail is then the

most reliable evidence.

We remember a knowing old keeper who laid a plot to ensure at least a

merry start to a Christmas shoot, when "Cocks only" was the order of

the day. This worthy, when catching up birds for his pens, had gathered

together some twenty superfluous cocks. These, a dishevelled and

more or less tailless crew, he carried just before starting-time to a

dell thick with spruce, chosen doubtless for decency's sake: and on a

plausible pretext lined out his guns between the dell and a wood. But

he forgot there was no natural inducement to the birds to fly in the

face of evident danger--and all the birds broke away out of gunshot,

and so suddenly as to make their recent history all too evident.

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