CHAPTER XVI

FORGERY

OUR HUMBLE ACQUAINTANCES--THE SCRATCH OF A PEN--A SCOUT’S

INFORMATION--THE MAJOR’S MEDITATIONS, NOT FANCY-FREE

In the meantime, whilst the higher characters of our drama are

fluttering their gaudy hour in the bright sunshine of fashionable

life, whilst the General and Blanche and Mary, and Mount Helicon and

D’Orville and Lacquers, and all of that class are driving and dining,

and dressing and flirting, and otherwise improving their time, grim

Want is eating into the very existence of some amongst our humbler

friends, and Vice, too often the handmaid of Penury, is shedding her

poison even on the scanty morsel they wrest from the very jaws of

danger and detection.

Tom Blacke, as we have already seen, has overleapt the narrow boundary

which separates dissipation from crime; and poor Gingham knows too

well that opportunity alone is wanting to confer on him a notoriety

infamous as that which is boasted of by his more daring associates. He

is out now at all hours, chiefly, however, during the night, and

obtains supplies of money for which she cannot account, and about

which she has been taught it is better not to question him. He drinks,

too, with more circumspection than was his wont, and has dreadful fits

of despondency, during which he trembles like a child, and from which

nothing seems to arouse him save the prattle of his infant. He is very

diligent, too, in making inquiries as to the sailing of divers ships

for the United States; and, being a sharp fellow, has acquainted

himself thoroughly with the geography of that country, and the amount

of capital requisite to enable a man to set up for himself under the

star-spangled banner. He has already hinted to his wife that if he

could but get hold of a little money he should certainly emigrate; and

by dint of talking the matter over, Gingham, although she has a

dreadful horror of the sea, contracted at St. Swithin’s, is not

entirely unfavourable to the plan. Poor woman! she has not much to

regret in leaving England. Let us take a peep at their establishment

in the Mews, as they sit by the light of a solitary tallow candle, the

mother stitching as usual, though her eyes often fill with tears,

whilst ever and anon she glances cautiously towards the cradle, to see

if the child is asleep, and listening to its heavy, regular breathing,

applies herself to the needle more diligently than before. This is the

hour at which Tom usually goes out; but to-night he shows no signs of

departure, sitting moodily with his chair resting against the wall,

and his eyes fixed on vacancy. At length he rouses himself with an

effort, and bids Rachel make him some tea.

“I’m glad you’re not going out to-night, Tom,” says his wife; “I feel

poorly, somehow, and its lonesome when you’re away for long.”

“I’d never go out o’ nights, lass,” replies Tom--“never, if I wasn’t

drove to it. But what’s a man to do?--this isn’t a country for a poor

man to live in--there’s no liberty here. Ah, Rachel, you’re made for

something better than this; stitching away day after day, and not a

gown or a bonnet fit to put on. You’re losing your looks too--you that

used to be so genteel every way.” Mrs. Blacke smiles through her

tears; he has not spoken to her so kindly for many a long day.

“There’s a country we might go to,” he adds, looking sideways at her,

to watch the effect of his arguments, “where a man as is a man, and

knows his right hand from his left, needn’t want a good house to cover

him, nor good clothes to his back. We’d be there in six weeks at the

farthest--what’s that?--why, it’s nothing; and the child all the

better for the sea air. There’s a ship to start next Thursday, first

class, and all regular. In two months from this day we might be in

America; and they don’t _keep_ a man down there because he is down.

Rachel, I’d like to see you dressed as you used to be; I’d like to

bring up the little one to be as good as its parents, at least. I’d

like to be there now; why, the dollars come in by handfuls, and silk’s

as cheap as calico.”

How could woman resist such an El Dorado? How could such an inducement

fail to have its due weight? His wife feels that she could start

forthwith, but there is one insuperable difficulty, and she rejoins--

“Ah, that’s all very well, Tom, and we might get our heads above water

over there, it’s likely enough. But how are we to get to

America?--people can’t travel nor do anything else without money; and

where is it to come from?”

“_You know_,” replied Tom, with a meaning smile on his pale, anxious

face; and while he speaks the clock of a neighbouring church strikes

ten.

“Any way but _that_, Tom,” says his wife, with a shudder. “I’d do

anything, and bear anything for you; but not _that_, Tom--not _that_,

as you’ve a soul to be saved!”

“It must be that way, or no way at all, missus,” Tom hisses between

his teeth, keeping down his anger and a rising oath with a strong

effort. “I’ve done all _I_ can; it’s time for _you_ to take your

share. Why, look ye here, Rachel; a hundred pound’s a vast of money--a

hundred pounds is five hundred dollars. Oh, I’m not going blindly to

work, you may depend. If we could begin life with half that, over the

water, it would be the making of us. I’d leave off drinking--so help

me heaven, I would!--take the pledge, and work like a new one. You’d

have a house of your own, Rachel, instead of such a dog-hole as this;

and I’d like to see one of them that would take the shine out of my

wife on Sundays, when she was tidied up and dressed. Then we’d put the

little one to school, when she’s old enough, and we’d keep ourselves

respectable, and attend to business, and be a sight happier than we’ve

ever been in this miserable country. And all just for the scratch of a

pen; Rachel, d’ye think I’d refuse _you_ a trifle like that, if you

was to ask me?”

“O Tom, I never could do it,” says his wife; “good never would come of

such a sin as that.”

“Well, Rachel,” rejoins her husband, “there’s some men would make ye.

Well, you needn’t draw up so; I’m not going to come it so strong as

all that. Let’s talk it over peaceably, any way. And first, where’s

the harm? There’s Master Charlie, if ever he comes back from the wars,

isn’t he to marry Miss Blanche? And so it’s six to one, and

half-a-dozen to the other. And what’s a hundred pounds out of all

their thousands? Besides, didn’t the old lady mean to leave you as

much as that? and didn’t you deserve it? And if she had lived,

wouldn’t she have signed her own name; and where’s the harm of your

doing it for her? You can write like your old mistress, Rachel,” adds

the tempter, with a ghastly smile; “there’s pen and ink yonder on the

mantelpiece. Come!” Rachel wavers; but education and good principles

are still too strong within her, and she assumes an air of resolution

she does not feel, as she takes up her work, and replies--

“Never, Tom, never!--not if you was to go down upon your bended knees.

O Tom, Tom! don’t ask me, and don’t look at me so, Tom. I’ve been a

good wife to you; don’t ask me to do such a thing, Tom; don’t.”

Her husband pauses for a moment, as though nerving himself for a

strong effort, and answers, speaking every word distinctly, and as if

in acute physical pain--

“Then it must come out, wife; you must know it all, sooner or later;

and why not now? Rachel, _I’m wanted_--they’re looking for me, the

bloodhounds--it’s my belief they were after me this very morning. If I

don’t cross the seas on my own account, the beaks will send me fast

enough on theirs.”

“O Tom, Tom! what have you done?” interrupts his wife, clasping her

hands, and straining her eyes, dilated with horror, upon her husband’s

working features. “It’s not---- Tom, I can’t bring myself to say it.

You haven’t lifted your hand against another?”

“No, no, Rachel,” says he; “not so bad as that, lass, not so bad as

that; but it’s fourteen years, anyhow, if they bring it home to me.

_I_ must cut and run, whatever happens. Now, there’s some men would be

off single-handed, and never stop to say good-bye; but I’m not one of

that sort. I couldn’t bear to leave you and the child; and I won’t

neither. Rachel, do you mind the time when we sat on the beach at St.

Swithin’s, and what you said to me there? Well, dear, that’s past and

gone, now; but you’re not changed, anyhow. Will you do it, Rachel, for

_my sake_?”

The poor woman wavers more and more; she is white as a sheet, and the

perspiration stands in beads on her lip and forehead. Tom produces a

pen and ink, and a certain document we recognise as having lain in

Mrs. Kettering’s writing-case the night she died at St. Swithin’s. But

his wife shrinks from the pen as from a serpent, and he has to force

it into her fingers.

“It’s the _last time_, Rachel,” he pleads; “I’ll never ask you to do

such a thing again. It’s the _last time_ I’ll do wrong myself, as I

stand here. It’s but a word, and it will be the saving of us both; ay,

and the little one yonder, too--think what she’d be growing up to, in

such a place as this. You sign, dear, and I’ll witness--I can write my

own name, and my old master’s too; he’s dead and gone now, but he

didn’t teach me law for nothing.”

She does not hear him; her whole being is absorbed in the

contemplation of her crime. But she _does it_. Pale, scared, and

breathless, she leans over the coarse deal table; and though the

dazzling sheet is dancing beneath her eyes, and her hands are icy

cold, and her frame shakes like a leaf, every letter grows distinct

and careful beneath her fingers, and burns itself into her brain, the

very facsimile of her old mistress’s signature. The clock strikes

eleven; and at the first clang she starts with the throb of

newly-awakened guilt, and drops the pen from her failing grasp. But

the deed is done. From that hour the once respectable woman is a

felon; and she feels it. To-morrow morning, for the first time in her

life, she will awake with the leaden, stupefying, soul-oppressive

weight of actual law-breaking guilt; and from this night she will

never sleep as soundly again.

* * * * *

Tom prided himself, above all things, on being “up to trap,” as he

expressed it. He thought his own cunning more than a match for all the

difficulties of his situation and the vengeance of the law. He was

considered “a knowing hand” amongst his disreputable associates, and

had the character of a man who was safe to keep his own neck out of

the noose, whatever became of his comrades’. But, though a bold

schemer, he was a very coward in action, and his nerves were now so

shattered by hard drinking that he was almost afraid of his own

shadow. A bad conscience is always the worst of company, but to a man

not naturally brave it is a continual bugbear--a fiend that dogs his

victim, sleeping or waking--sits with him at his meals, pledges him in

his cups, and grins at him on his pillow. Tom possessed this familiar

to perfection. Like all “suspected persons,” he conceived his

movements to be of more importance in the eyes of Justice than they

really were; and although the “hocussing” and robbery of Hairblower

richly deserved condign punishment, he was suffering from causeless

alarm when he informed his wife that he was “wanted” on that score.

The truth is, the police were on a wrong scent. The landlord either

could not, or would not, give them any actual information as to his

guests; he “remembered the circumstance of the gentleman being taken

ill--did not know the parties with whom he was drinking--thought they

were friends of the gentleman--the parties paid for their liquor, and

went away, leaving the other party asleep--it was no business of

his--had never been in trouble before, he could swear--commiserated

the party who had got drunk, and gave him half-a-crown out of sheer

humanity--had known what it was to want half-a-crown himself, and to

get drunk too--was doing an honest business now, and thought publicans

could not be too particular.” So the blue-coated myrmidons of Scotland

Yard got but little information from Boniface; and for once were

completely at fault, more especially as Hairblower, _more suorum_, did

not know the number of the note he had lost--could swear it was for

five pounds, but was not quite clear as to its being Bank of England.

Under these circumstances, Tom, had he only known it, might have

walked abroad in the light of day, and put in immediate practice any

schemes he had on hand. Instead of this he chose to lie in hiding, and

only emerged in the evening, to take his indispensable stimulants at

one or other of the low haunts which he frequented. Men cannot live

without society; the most depraved must have friends, or such as they

deem friends, on whom to repose their trust; and Tom Blacke, in an

unguarded moment of gin and confidence, let out the whole story of the

will (though he was cunning enough to omit the forgery) and boasted

what an engine he could make of it to extort money from Miss Blanche’s

guardian, and how he was certain of getting _at least_ a hundred

pounds, and detailed the proposed plan of emigration, and, in short,

explained the general tenor of his future life and present fortunes to

Mr. Fibbes; of all which matters, though by no means a gentleman of

acute perception, that worthy did by degrees arrive at the meaning,

quickening his intellects the while with many pipes and a prodigious

quantity of beer. Now, Mr. Fibbes had been concerned in his earlier

youth in a business from which his size and his stupidity had

gradually emancipated him, but which, compared with his present trade,

might almost be called an innocent and virtuous calling. It consisted

in ascertaining by diligent and clandestine vigilance the relative

merits of race-horses as demonstrated by their _private trials_, and

is termed in the vernacular “touting.” What may be the _moral_ guilt

of such forbidden peeps we are not sufficient casuists to explain, but

it is scarcely considered amongst the least particular classes a

_respectable_ way of obtaining a livelihood. Nor did the association

gain additional lustre from the adhesion of Mr. Fibbes, who, until his

great frame grew too large to be concealed, and his hard head too

obtuse to make the best of his information, was the most presuming, as

he was least to be depended on, of the whole brotherhood. In this

capacity, however, he had made the acquaintance of Major D’Orville, a

man who liked to have tools ready to his hand for whatever purpose he

had in view; and Mr. Fibbes had been careful to keep up the

connection, by respectful bows whenever they met in the streets, or at

races, or such gatherings as bring together sporting gentlemen of all

ranks. On these occasions Mr. Fibbes would make tender inquiries after

the Major’s health, and his luck on the turf, and the well-being of

his white charger, and sundry other ingratiating topics; or would

inform him confidentially of certain rats in his possession which

could be produced at half-an-hour’s notice, without fail--of terriers,

almost imperceptible in weight, which could be backed to kill the rats

aforesaid in an incredibly short space of time--of toy-dogs surpassing

in beauty and discreet in behaviour--or of the pending match against

time which “The Copenhagen Antelope” meant to _square_ by running _a

cross_, or, in other words, losing it on purpose to play booty. Primed

with such conversation he amused the Major, who liked to study human

nature in all its phases, and they seldom met without a lengthened

dialogue and the transfer of a half-crown from the warrior’s pocket

into Mr. Fibbes’ hand; the latter accordingly lost no opportunity of

coming across his generous patron.

Now, Mr. Fibbes had observed, by hanging about Grosvenor Square and

making use of his early education, that Major D’Orville was a constant

visitant at a certain house in that locality; indeed, on more than one

occasion he had held the white horse at the very door which was

honoured by the egress and ingress of Blanche Kettering herself. We

may be sure he lost no time in discovering the name of the owner, and

mastering such particulars of her fortune, position, general habits,

and appearance as were attainable through the all-powerful influence

of beer; so when Tom Blacke made his ill-advised confidences to his

boon companion, omitting neither names, facts, nor dates, Mr. Fibbes,

who, to use his own words, was “not such a fool as he looked,” put

_that_ and _that_ together quite satisfactorily enough, to be sure he

had some information well worth a good round douceur, for the ear of

his friend the Major. And he waylaid him in consequence, the first

sunshiny afternoon on which, according to his wont, D’Orville appeared

in the neighbourhood of his lady-love’s domicile.

“Want yer horse held, Major?” said he, leaning his huge, dirty hand on

the white charger’s mane. “Haven’t seen your honour since we won so

cleverly at Hampton--no offence, Major!”

“None whatever, my good fellow,” said the Major, who, by the way, was

never in a hurry, though few men loved going _fast_ better; “none

whatever; but I’m busy now, I’ve no time to stop. Good-day to you.”

“Well, but, Major, see,” pleaded Mr. Fibbes, still smoothing the white

horse’s mane, “I’ve got something at my place you _would_ like to look

at--she’s a _real_ beauty, she is--I refused five sovereigns for her

this blessed mornin’; for I said, says I, no, says I, not till the

Major has seen her, ’cause she _is_ a rare one--not that you care for

such in a general way, Major, but if once you clapped eyes on

‘Jessie,’ you’d never rest till you got her down at the barracks. I

never see such a one.”

“Such a what?” inquired D’Orville, gradually waxing curious about such

manifold perfections.

“Why, such an out-an’-outer,” retorted Mr. Fibbes, half angrily; “none

of your _brindles_--I can’t abide a brindle--they may be good, but

they look so _wulgar_. No, no, Jessie’s none of your brindles.”

“Well, but _what_ is she, my good fellow?” said the Major; “I can’t

stay here all day.”

“_Bul_,” replied Mr. Fibbes, throwing into the monosyllable an

expression of mingled anger and contempt, which, having given the

Major sufficient time to digest, he followed up by the real topic on

which he was anxious to enlarge. “No offence, Major,” he repeated,

“but I’ve got something else to say--you’ll excuse me, sir--but you’ve

stood a friend to me, and I won’t see you put upon. Major, there’s a

screw loose here--it’s not _on the square_, you understand.”

“What do you mean?” said the Major, amused in spite of himself, at the

ungainly nods and winks with which Mr. Fibbes eked out his mysterious

communication.

“Well, Major,” replied his informant, “what I mean is this here. Some

men would hold out in my place, and I’ve seen the day when my

information was worth as much as my neighbours’; but when I’ve to do

with a real gent, why, I trusts to him, and he gives _what he

pleases_. Now, Major, look at that there house--it’s a good house

up-stairs and down, fixtures and furniture all complete, I make no

doubt--Major, there’s _a man of straw_ in that house.” Mr. Fibbes

paused, having delivered himself of this oracular piece of

information; but, finding his listener less interested in the

discovery of the artificial stranger than he had reason to expect, he

proceeded in his own way to clear up his metaphor. “What I says is

this--a bargain’s a bargain; now the young woman as owns that house

has got _the boot on the other leg_--my information’s _good_, Major,

you may depend on it; there’s another horse in the stable,

sir--there’s a young gent as owns all the property they keep such a

talk about; I won’t ask ye to believe my naked word, Major” (such a

request, indeed, would have been superfluous), “but what should you

say if I was to tell you--I’ve spoke to the party as has _seen the

will_?”

“Why, I should say that if you have any information that is really

well-authenticated, I’ll pay you fairly for it, as I always have

done,” replied D’Orville, unmoved as usual, though in his innermost

heart a tide of doubts and hopes and fears was swelling up, in strange

tumultuous confusion.

“Well, Major,” whispered his informant, “as far as I can learn, for I

ain’t no scholar, you know--but _as_ far as I can learn, there’s been

a will found, and by that will the young lady as owns this here house

don’t own it by rights, and can’t keep it much longer. There’s a old

gentleman as lives here, rayther a crusty old gentleman, so my mate

tells _me_, and he knows _nothing_ good or bad; but it stands just as

I’ve said, you may depend; and instead of Miss Kettering, if that’s

her name, being such a grand lady, why she’s no better off than I am,

and that’s _where_ it is. My mate wouldn’t deceive _me_ no more than

I’m deceivin’ you. Thank ye, Major, you always was a real gentleman;

thank you, sir, and good-day to you. You won’t come up and take a look

at Jessie?” So saying, Mr. Fibbes put his dirty hand, not quite empty,

however, into his pocket, and with a snatch at his rough hat, and an

awkward obeisance, took his departure, his linen jacket and

ankle-boots fading gradually in the direction of the nearest

public-house, whither he proceeded incontinently to “wet his luck,”

after the manner of his kind.

D’Orville laid the rein on his favourite’s neck, and paced along at a

slow, thoughtful walk, the white horse wondering, doubtless, at his

master’s unusual fit of equestrian meditation. And what were the

suitor’s feelings as he pondered over the news he had just received,

the downfall of his golden castles in the air, the blow which would

surely fall heavy on that bright, happy girl, whom he had been

endeavouring to attach to himself day by day? Did he mourn over his

withered hopes of wealth and ease? did he regret the melting of the

vision, and pine for the domestic future, now impossible, which he had

contemplated so often of late? or did he chivalrously resolve to give

his hand to a penniless bride where he had been wooing a wealthy

heiress, and to love her even more in her misfortunes than he had

admired her in her prosperity? Alas! far from it. Some fifteen years

ago, indeed, young Gaston D’Orville would have sacrificed his all to a

woman, almost to any woman, and been well pleased to throw his heart

into the bargain; but fifteen years of the world have more effect on

the inner than the outward man, and the boy of five-and-twenty thinks

that a glory and a romance which the man who is getting on for forty

deems a folly and a bore. The Major was not prepared to give up

_everything_, at least for _Blanche_, and his first sensations were

those of relief, almost of satisfaction, as he thought he was again

free--for of course this arrangement couldn’t go on; it would be

madness to talk of it now: no, he would make his bow while it was yet

time: how lucky he had never positively committed himself: nobody

could say _he_ had behaved ill. Of course he would take proper

measures to ascertain the truth of that rascal’s report; and if it had

foundation, why, he was once again at liberty. He had his sword and

his debts, but India was open to him, as it had been before, and a

vision stole over him (the hardened man of the world could scarce

repress a smile at his own folly)--a vision stole over him of military

distinction, active service, a return to England--and Mary Delaval. So

the Major drew his rein through his fingers, pressed his good horse’s

sides, and cantered off, but did not, _that_ afternoon, pay his usual

visit in Grosvenor Square.

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