The Long Nos'd Lass

is evidently traceable to Miss Tannakin Skinker, who was born in 1618;

but it is astonishing how widely spread is the belief in "Pig faced

Ladies." No doubt but there has been some foundation in fact for it,

for I am credibly informed that not long since,[F. 31] a child, whose

face bore a singular likeness to a pig, was born in the City of London

Lying-in Hospital in the City Road--and not only survived its birth,

but is in all probability still living. In 1815 a pig-faced lady,

elegantly dressed, used to drive about London in her carriage; but

whether people were being hoaxed by one wearing a mask is not known.

George Morland painted a portrait of the "Wonderful Miss Atkinson Born

in Ireland, has £20,000 fortune and is fed out of a Silver Trough,"

and Fairburn published an engraving of her. Miss Steevens, who founded

Steeven's Hospital at Dublin, is also credited with being pig-faced;

whilst pig-faced ladies used commonly to be shown at fairs. But these

were fictitious, as a quarrel in a caravan at Plymouth, some years

since, brought to light, when it was shown that her ladyship was a

bear whose face and neck had been carefully shaved, whilst its

head was adorned with a wig with ringlets and a cap with artificial

flowers. The bear was securely fastened in a chair, and draped to

imitate a fashionably-dressed lady.

It is, however, with the contemporary monstrosity that we have chiefly

to deal, and a very rare tract in the Bodleian Library[F. 32] gives

"A certaine Relation of the Hog faced Gentlewoman called Mistris

_Tannakin Skinker_, who was borne at _Wirkham_ a Neuter Towne betweene

the Emperour and the Hollander, scituate on the river Rhyne. Who was

bewitched in her mothers wombe in the yeare 1618, and hath lived ever

since unknowne in this kind to any, but her Parents and a few other

neighbours. And can never recover her true shape tell she be married

&c. _Also relating the cause, as it is since conceived, how her mother

came so bewitched._ _London._ Printed by _J. O._ and are to be sold

by _F. Grove_,[F. 33] at his shop on _Snow-hil_ neare _St Sepulchers

Church_." 1640.

This veracious history gives an account of various remarkable births.

"But I come now to humane Births, beginning with those forraigne, and

ending with the domesticke; about the beginning of the Marsick Warre,

one _Alcippe_, a woman of especiall note, at the time of her childing,

was delivered of an Elephant; and another (whose name is not left unto

us) of a Serpent. In _Thessaly_, one was brought to bed of an infant

which had the shape of an Hypocentaure, and expired the same day that

it received breath," etc.

After thus paving the way for his own particular marvel, the writer

goes on: "I fall now immediatly upon the party before propounded. In

a place in _Holland_ called _Wirkham_, being a neuter Towne; as lying

between _Holland_ and those parts belonging to the Empire, on the

River _Rhine_, lived one _Ioachim Skinker_, whose wife's name was

_Parnel_, a man of good revenue, but of a great estate in money and

cattle; these two having very loving lived together without any issue

to succeed them in their goods and inheritance: it being no small

griefe unto them, that either strangers, or some of their owne

ungrateful kindred should after death enjoy those meanes, for which

they had so laboriously travail'd: When they were in their greatest

despaire, it hapned thus, she found herselfe conceived with childe,

which was a greater joy and comfort to her and her husband: But

whether they were unthankful for such an unexpected blessing, or

what other thing was the cause, I am not able to determine; but it

so hapned, that in the yeere 1618, she was safely delivered of a

Daughter, all the limbes and lineaments of her body well featured and

proportioned, only her face, which is the ornament and beauty of all

the rest, had the Nose of a Hog, or Swine: which was not only a stain

and blemish, but a deformed uglinesse, making all the rest lothsome,

contemptible and odious to all that lookt upon her in her infancie.

"If the joy of the parents was great in the hope of a Childe, how much

greater may wee conjecture their sorrowes were, to be the parents of

such a monster: but considering with themselves what Heavens would

have, they had not power to hinder, and studying (as farre as in them

lay) to conceale their shame, they so farre mediated with the Midwife

and the other women that were present at the delivery, that they

should keepe it as close and secret as it was possible to doe: and

they called the name of it _Tannikin_, which is as much in English as

_Anne_ or _Hannah_. . . . . . . . . . . .

"This prodigious birth though it was knowne to some few, yet it was

not made popular & spoken of by all, which the Father and Mother for

their owne reputations and credits were very carefull to maintaine; so

that it was never seene by any (being an infant bare-fac'd) but vail'd

and covered, and so brought up in a private Chamber, both fed and

taught by the Parents onely; and her deformity scarce knowne to any of

the Servants: and as the daughter grew in stature, so the Father

also increased with wealth, so that he was accounted to be one of the

richest men in all that Country. . . . . . . . .

"It is credibly reported, that this Burgess wife having conceived, an

old woman suspected for a Witch came to begge of her an Almes, but she

being at that (time) busied about some necessary affaires gave her

a short and neglectfull answer; at which she went away muttering to

herselfe the Divell's _Pater noster_, and was heard to say; _As the

Mother is Hoggish, so Swinish shall be the Child shee goeth withall_:

which is a great probability that the infants deformity came by the

malitious Spells and divelish murmurations of this wicked woman;

who, after, for the like, or worse practises both upon men women

and children whom she had bewitched unto death, being brought within

compasse of the Law; and after to suffer at the stake; amongst many

other things confessed as much as I have before related; yet either

out of her perverse obstinacy would not, or else (the Devill

forsaking her in extreamity, as he doth all his other servants) in her

deficiency of power, could not uncharme her: yet by this means that

which was before kept so private, was now publickly discovered to

the World; insomuch that much confluence of people came to see the

progedy, which wearied the Father, and cast a blush upon the cheekes

of the good woman the mother: some desirous to heare her speake, whose

language was onely the Dutch Hoggish Houghs, and the Piggs French

Owee, Owee, for other words she was not able to utter; which bred

in some, pitty, in others laughter, according to their severall

dispositions.

"Others were importunate to see her feede, then milke and the like

was brought unto her in a Silver Trough; to which she stooped and eate

just as a Swine doth in his swilling Tub; which the more mirth it bred

in the Spectators, increased in the Parents the more Melancholy."

From this part the tract gets more and more romantic. An astrologer

was consulted, and he advised her being married, when her cure _might_

be effected. So the parents gave out that she would have a dowry of

£40,000 paid down on her marriage. Then follows a list of her suitors,

and after an episode which has nothing to do with the matter in hand,

the tract winds up: "I should have spoken something of her residing

in or about _London_, as of her being in _Black Friers_, or _Covent

Garden_, but I can say little: onely abundance of people doe resort to

each place to enquire the truth: some have protested they have seene

her, by the helpe of their acquaintance and give this reason why she

will not as yet be Constantly in one place, because the multitude is

so great that doe resort thither that they dare not be knowne of her

abiding, lest by denying the sight of her, they that own the house

should have it pulled down about their eares. Her portion is very

large, it being 40,000 pounds; she likewise goeth very gallant in

aparrell, and very courteous in her kind to all. And whoever shall in

Pamphlet, or Ballad, write or sing otherwise than is discoursed of in

this small Tract, they erre from truth: for what is here discovered,

is according to the best and most approved Intelligence."

[Footnote 31: Some time between 25th June and 29th September

1881.]

[Footnote 32: A wonderful lithographic facsimile by Francis

Compton Price, Esq., is in the British Museum, 12205. h.,

catalogued under the heading _Skinker_.]

[Footnote 33: Francis Grove published between 1620 and 1655.]

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