FORTUNE-TELLING

Everybody who has frequented the narrow, dirty streets of a Chinese

town must be familiar with one figure, unusually striking where all is

novel and much is grotesque. It is that of an old man, occasionally

white-bearded, wearing a pair of enormous spectacles set in clumsy

rims of tortoiseshell or silver, and sitting before a small table on

which are displayed a few mysterious-looking tablets inscribed with

characters, paper, pencils, and ink. We are in the presence of a

fortune-teller, a seer, a soothsayer, a vates; or better, a quack who

trusts for his living partly to his own wits, and partly to the want

of them in the credulous numskulls who surround him. These men are

generally old, and sometimes blind. Youth stands but a poor chance

among a people who regard age and wisdom as synonymous terms; and it

seems to be a prevalent belief in China that those to whom everything

in the present is a sealed book, can for this very reason see deeper

and more clearly into the destinies of their fellows. It is not until

age has picked out the straggling beard with silver that the

vaticinations of the seer are likely to spread his reputation far

beyond the limits of the street in which he practises. Younger

competitors must be content to scrape together a precarious existence

by preying on the small fry which pass unheeded through the meshes of

the old man's net. Just as there is no medical diploma necessary for a

doctor in China, so any man may be a fortune-teller who likes to start

business in that particular line. The ranks are recruited generally

from unsuccessful candidates at the public examinations; but all that

is really necessary is the minimum of education, some months' study of

the art, and a good memory. For there really are certain principles

which guide every member of the fraternity. These are derived from

books written on the subject, and are absolutely essential to success,

or nativities cast in two different streets would be so unlike as to

expose the whole system at once. The method is this. A customer takes

his seat in front of the table and consults the wooden tablet on which

is engraved a scale of charges as follows:--

Foretelling any single event . . . . . . . . 8 cash

Foretelling any single event with joss-stick, 16 cash

Telling a fortune . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 cash

Telling a fortune in detail . . . . . . . . . 50 cash

Telling a fortune by reading the stars . . . 50 cash

Fixing the marriage day . . . . . . . According to agreement

In case he merely wants an answer on a given subject, he puts his

question and receives the reply at once on a slip of paper. But if he

desires to have his fortune told, he dictates the year, month, day,

and hour of his birth, which are written down by the sage in the

particular characters used by the Chinese to express times and

seasons. From the combinations of these and a careful estimate of the

proportions in which the five elements--gold, wood, water, fire, and

earth--make their appearance, certain results are deduced upon which

details may be grafted according to the fancy of the fortune-teller.

The same combinations of figures, i.e., characters, will always give

the same resultant in the hands of any one who has learned the first

principles of his art; it is only in the reading, the explanation

thereof, that any material difference can be detected between the

reckonings of any two of these philosophers, which amounts to saying

that whoever makes the greatest number of happy hits beyond the mere

technicalities common to all, is esteemed the wisest prophet and will

drive the most flourishing trade.

Fully believing in the Chinese household word which says "Ignorance of

any one thing is always one point to the bad," we have several times

read our destiny through the medium of some dirty old Chinaman. On the

last occasion we received the following advice in return for our 50

cash, paid as per tablet for a destiny in detail:--"Beware the odd

months of this year: you will meet with some dangers and slight

losses. Three male phoenixes (sons) will be accorded to you. Your

present lustrum is not a fortunate one; but it has nearly expired, and

better days are at hand. Fruit cannot thrive in the winter. (We had

placed our birthday in the 12th moon.) Conflicting elements oppose:

towards life's close prepare for trials. Wealth is beyond your grasp;

but nature has marked you out to fill a lofty place." How the above

was extracted from the eight characters which represented the year,

month, day, and hour of our birth, is made perfectly clear by a sum

showing every step in the working of the problem, though we must

confess it appeared to us a humbugging jumble, the most prominent part

of which was the answer. We found among other things that _earth_

predominated in the combination: hence our inability to grasp wealth.

_Water_ was happily deficient, and on this datum we were blessed in

anticipation with three sons, to say nothing of daughters.

And this is the sort of trash that is crammed down the throats of

China's too credulous children--the "babies," as the Mandarins are so

fond of calling them. For this rubbish they freely spend their

hard-earned wages, consulting some favourite prophet on most of their

domestic and other affairs with the utmost gravity and confidence. Few

Chinamen make a money venture without first applying to the oracle,

and certainly never marry without arranging a lucky day for the event.

Ignorance and credulity combine to support a numerous class of the

most consummate adepts in the art of swindling; the supply, however,

is not more than adequate to the demand, albeit they swarm in every

street and thoroughfare of a Chinese city.

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