A PLEA FOR GAS LAMPS

CITIES given, the problem was to light them. How to conduct individual

citizens about the burgess-warren, when once heaven had withdrawn its

leading luminary? or—since we live in a scientific age—when once our

spinning planet has turned its back upon the sun? The moon, from time to

time, was doubtless very helpful; the stars had a cheery look among the

chimney-pots; and a cresset here and there, on church or citadel,

produced a fine pictorial effect, and, in places where the ground lay

unevenly, held out the right hand of conduct to the benighted. But sun,

moon, and stars abstracted or concealed, the night-faring inhabitant had

to fall back—we speak on the authority of old prints—upon stable

lanthorns two stories in height. Many holes, drilled in the conical

turret-roof of this vagabond Pharos, let up spouts of dazzlement into the

bearer’s eyes; and as he paced forth in the ghostly darkness, carrying

his own sun by a ring about his finger, day and night swung to and fro

and up and down about his footsteps. Blackness haunted his path; he was

beleaguered by goblins as he went; and, curfew being struck, he found no

light but that he travelled in throughout the township.

Closely following on this epoch of migratory lanthorns in a world of

extinction, came the era of oil-lights, hard to kindle, easy to

extinguish, pale and wavering in the hour of their endurance. Rudely

puffed the winds of heaven; roguishly clomb up the all-destructive

urchin; and, lo! in a moment night re-established her void empire, and

the cit groped along the wall, suppered but bedless, occult from

guidance, and sorrily wading in the kennels. As if gamesome winds and

gamesome youths were not sufficient, it was the habit to sling these

feeble luminaries from house to house above the fairway. There, on

invisible cordage, let them swing! And suppose some crane-necked general

to go speeding by on a tall charger, spurring the destiny of nations,

red-hot in expedition, there would indubitably be some effusion of

military blood, and oaths, and a certain crash of glass; and while the

chieftain rode forward with a purple coxcomb, the street would be left to

original darkness, unpiloted, unvoyageable, a province of the desert

night.

The conservative, looking before and after, draws from each contemplation

the matter for content. Out of the age of gas lamps he glances back

slightingly at the mirk and glimmer in which his ancestors wandered; his

heart waxes jocund at the contrast; nor do his lips refrain from a stave,

in the highest style of poetry, lauding progress and the golden mean.

When gas first spread along a city, mapping it forth about evenfall for

the eye of observant birds, a new age had begun for sociality and

corporate pleasure-seeking, and begun with proper circumstance, becoming

its own birthright. The work of Prometheus had advanced by another

stride. Mankind and its supper parties were no longer at the mercy of a

few miles of sea-fog; sundown no longer emptied the promenade; and the

day was lengthened out to every man’s fancy. The city-folk had stars of

their own; biddable, domesticated stars.

It is true that these were not so steady, nor yet so clear, as their

originals; nor indeed was their lustre so elegant as that of the best wax

candles. But then the gas stars, being nearer at hand, were more

practically efficacious than Jupiter himself. It is true, again, that

they did not unfold their rays with the appropriate spontaneity of the

planets, coming out along the firmament one after another, as the need

arises. But the lamplighters took to their heels every evening, and ran

with a good heart. It was pretty to see man thus emulating the

punctuality of heaven’s orbs; and though perfection was not absolutely

reached, and now and then an individual may have been knocked on the head

by the ladder of the flying functionary, yet people commended his zeal in

a proverb, and taught their children to say, “God bless the lamplighter!”

And since his passage was a piece of the day’s programme, the children

were well pleased to repeat the benediction, not, of course, in so many

words, which would have been improper, but in some chaste circumlocution,

suitable for infant lips.

God bless him, indeed! For the term of his twilight diligence is near at

hand; and for not much longer shall we watch him speeding up the street

and, at measured intervals, knocking another luminous hole into the dusk.

The Greeks would have made a noble myth of such an one; how he

distributed starlight, and, as soon as the need was over, re-collected

it; and the little bull’s-eye, which was his instrument, and held enough

fire to kindle a whole parish, would have been fitly commemorated in the

legend. Now, like all heroic tasks, his labours draw towards apotheosis,

and in the light of victory himself shall disappear. For another advance

has been effected. Our tame stars are to come out in future, not one by

one, but all in a body and at once. A sedate electrician somewhere in a

back office touches a spring—and behold! from one end to another of the

city, from east to west, from the Alexandra to the Crystal Palace, there

is light! _Fiat Lux_, says the sedate electrician. What a spectacle, on

some clear, dark nightfall, from the edge of Hampstead Hill, when in a

moment, in the twinkling of an eye, the design of the monstrous city

flashes into vision—a glittering hieroglyph many square miles in extent;

and when, to borrow and debase an image, all the evening street-lamps

burst together into song! Such is the spectacle of the future, preluded

the other day by the experiment in Pall Mall. Star-rise by electricity,

the most romantic flight of civilisation; the compensatory benefit for an

innumerable array of factories and bankers’ clerks. To the artistic

spirit exercised about Thirlmere, here is a crumb of consolation;

consolatory, at least, to such of them as look out upon the world through

seeing eyes, and contentedly accept beauty where it comes.

But the conservative, while lauding progress, is ever timid of

innovation; his is the hand upheld to counsel pause; his is the signal

advising slow advance. The word _electricity_ now sounds the note of

danger. In Paris, at the mouth of the Passage des Princes, in the place

before the Opera portico, and in the Rue Drouot at the _Figaro_ office, a

new sort of urban star now shines out nightly, horrible, unearthly,

obnoxious to the human eye; a lamp for a nightmare! Such a light as this

should shine only on murders and public crime, or along the corridors of

lunatic asylums, a horror to heighten horror. To look at it only once is

to fall in love with gas, which gives a warm domestic radiance fit to eat

by. Mankind, you would have thought, might have remained content with

what Prometheus stole for them and not gone fishing the profound heaven

with kites to catch and domesticate the wildfire of the storm. Yet here

we have the levin brand at our doors, and it is proposed that we should

henceforward take our walks abroad in the glare of permanent lightning.

A man need not be very superstitious if he scruple to follow his

pleasures by the light of the Terror that Flieth, nor very epicurean if

he prefer to see the face of beauty more becomingly displayed. That ugly

blinding glare may not improperly advertise the home of slanderous

_Figaro_, which is a backshop to the infernal regions; but where soft

joys prevail, where people are convoked to pleasure and the philosopher

looks on smiling and silent, where love and laughter and deifying wine

abound, there, at least, let the old mild lustre shine upon the ways of

man.

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