If I did not like steam heat, I loved the ice which is such a feature at

American meals. Everything is served on ice, and the ice-water, however

pernicious the European may consider it as a drink, looks charming and

cool in the hot rooms.

I liked the traveling; but then we traveled in a very princely fashion.

The Lyceum company and baggage occupied eight cars, and Henry's private

parlor car was lovely. The only thing that we found was better

understood in England, so far as railway traveling is concerned, was

_privacy_. You may have a _private_ car in America, but all the

conductors on the train, and there is one to each car, can walk through

it. So can any official, baggage man or newsboy who has the mind!

The "parlor car" in America is more luxurious than our first class, but

you travel in it (if you have no "private" car) with thirty other

people.

"What do you want to be private for?" asked an American, and you don't

know how to answer, for you find that with them that privacy means

concealment. For this reason, I believe, they don't have hedges or walls

round their estates and gardens. "Why should we? We have nothing to

hide!"

In the cars, as in the rooms at one's hotel, the "cuspidor" is always

with you as a thing of beauty! When I first went to America the "Ladies'

Entrance" to the hotel was really necessary, because the ordinary

entrance was impassable! Since then very severe laws against spitting in

public places have been passed, and there is a _great_ improvement. But

the habit, I suppose due to the dryness of the climate, or to the very

strong cigars smoked, or to chronic catarrh, or to a feeling of

independence--"This is a free country and I can spit if I

choose!"--remains sufficiently disgusting to a stranger visiting the

country.

The American voice is the one thing in the country that I find

unbearable; yet the truly terrible variety only exists in one State, and

is not widely distributed. I suppose it is its very assertiveness that

makes one forget the very sweet voices that also exist in America. The

Southern voice is very low in tone and soothing, like the "darkey"

voice. It is as different from Yankee as the Yorkshire burr is from the

Cockney accent.

This question of accent is a very funny one. I had not been in America

long when a friend said to me:

"We like your voice. You have so little English accent!"

This struck me as rather cool. Surely English should be spoken with an

_English_ accent, not with a French, German, or double-dutch one! Then I

found that what they meant by an English accent was an English

affectation of speech--a drawl with a tendency to "aw" and "ah"

everything. They thought that every one in England who did not miss out

aspirates where they should be, and put them in where they should not

be, talked of "the rivah," "ma brothar," and so on. Their conclusion

was, after all, quite as well founded as ours about _their_ accent. The

American intonation, with its freedom from violent emphasis, is, I

think, rather pretty when the quality of the voice is sweet.

Of course the Americans would have their jokes about Henry's method of

speech. Ristori followed us once in New York, and a newspaper man said

he was not sure whether she or Mr. Irving was the more difficult for an

American to understand.

"He pronounces the English tongue as it is pronounced by no other man,

woman or child," wrote the critic, and proceeded to give a phonetically

spelled version of Irving's delivery of Shylock's speech of Antonio.

"Wa thane, ett no eperes

Ah! um! yo ned m'clp

Ough! ough! Gaw too thane! Ha! um!

Yo com'n say

Ah! Shilok, um! ouch! we wode hev moanies!"

I wonder if the clever American reporter stopped to think how _his_

delivery of the same speech would look in print! As for the

ejaculations, the interjections and grunts with which Henry interlarded

the text, they often helped to reveal the meaning of Shakespeare to his

audience--a meaning which many a perfect elocutionist has left perfectly

obscure. The use of "m'" or "me" for "my" has often been hurled in my

face as a reproach, but I never contracted "my" without good reason. I

had a line in Olivia which I began by delivering as--

"My sorrows and my shame are my own."

Then I saw that the "mys" sounded ridiculous, and abbreviated the two

first ones into "me's."

There were of course people ready to say that the Americans did not like

Henry Irving as an actor, and that they only accepted him as a

manager--that he triumphed in New York as he had done in London, through

his lavish spectacular effects. This is all moonshine. Henry made his

first appearance in "The Bells," his second in "Charles I.," his third

in "Louis XI." By that time he had conquered, and without the aid of

anything at all notable in the mounting of the plays. It was not until

we did "The Merchant of Venice" that he gave the Americans anything of a

"production."

My first appearance in America in Shakespeare was as Portia, and I could

not help feeling pleased by my success. A few weeks later I played

Ophelia at Philadelphia. It is in Shakespeare that I have been best

liked in America, and I consider that Beatrice was the part about which

they were most enthusiastic.

During our first tour we visited in succession New York, Philadelphia,

Boston, Baltimore, Brooklyn, Chicago, Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit,

and Toronto. To most of these places we paid return visits.

"To what do you attribute your success, Mr. Irving?"

"To my acting," was the simple reply.

We never had poor houses except in Baltimore and St. Louis. Our journey

to Baltimore was made in a blizzard. They were clearing the snow before

us all the way from New Jersey, and we took forty-two hours to reach

Baltimore! The bells of trains before us and behind us sounded very

alarming. We opened in Baltimore on Christmas day. The audience was

wretchedly small, but the poor things who were there had left their warm

firesides to drive or tramp through the slush of melting snow, and each

one who managed to reach the theater was worth a hundred on an ordinary

night.

At the hotel I put up holly and mistletoe, and produced from my trunks a

real Christmas pudding that my mother had made. We had it for supper,

and it was very good.

It never does to repeat an experiment. Next year at Pittsburg my little

son Teddy brought me out another pudding from England. For once we were

in an uncomfortable hotel, and the Christmas dinner was deplorable. It

began with _burned hare soup_.

"It seems to me," said Henry, "that we aren't going to get anything to

eat, but we'll make up for it by drinking!"

He had brought his own wine out with him from England, and the company

took him at his word and _did_ make up for it!

"Never mind!" I said, as the soup was followed by worse and worse.

"There's my pudding!"

It came on blazing, and looked superb. Henry tasted a mouthful.

"Very odd," he said, "but I think this is a camphor pudding."

He said it so politely, as if he might easily be mistaken!

My maid in England had packed the pudding with my furs! It simply reeked

of camphor.

So we had to dine on Henry's wine and L.F. Austin's wit. This dear,

brilliant man, now dead, acted for many years as Henry's secretary, and

one of his gifts was the happy knack of hitting off people's

peculiarities in rhyme. This dreadful Christmas dinner at Pittsburg was

enlivened by a collection of such rhymes, which Mr. Austin called a

"Lyceum Christmas Play."

Every one roared with laughter until it came to the verse of which he

was the victim, when suddenly he found the fun rather labored!

The first verse was spoken by Loveday, who announces that the "Governor"

has a new play which is "_Wonderful_!" a great word of Loveday's.

_George Alexander_ replies:

"But I say, Loveday, have I got a part in it,

That I can wear a cloak in and look smart in it?

Not that I care a fig for gaudy show, dear boy--

But juveniles must _look_ well, don't you know, dear boy.

And shall I lordly hall and tuns of claret own?

And may I murmur love in dulcet baritone?

Tell me at least, this simple fact of it--

Can I beat Terriss hollow in one act of it?[1]

Pooh for Wenman's bass![2] Why should he make a boast of it?"

[Footnote 1: Alexander had just succeeded Terriss as our leading young

man.]

[Footnote 2: Wenman had a rolling bass voice of which he was very proud.

He was a valuable actor, yet somehow never interesting. Young Norman

Forbes-Robertson played Sir Andrew Ague Cheak with us on our second

American tour.]

_Norman Forbes_:

"If he has a voice, I have got the ghost of it!

When I pitch it low, you may say how weak it is,

When I pitch it high, heavens! what a squeak it is!

But I never mind; for what does it signify?

See my graceful hands, they're the things that dignify;

All the rest is froth, and egotism's dizziness--

Have I not played with Phelps?

(_To Wenman_)

I'll teach you all the business!"

_T. Mead_:

(Of whom much has already been written in these pages.)

"What's this about a voice? Surely you forget it, or

Wilfully conceal that _I_ have no competitor!

I do not know the play, or even what the title is,

But safe to make success a charnel-house recital is!

So please to bear in mind, if I am not to fail in it,

That Hamlet's father's ghost must rob the Lyons Mail in it!

No! that's not correct! But you may spare your charity--

A good sepulchral groan's the thing for popularity!"

_H. Howe_:

(The "agricultural" actor, as Henry called him.)

"Boys, take my advice, the stage is not the question,

But whether at three score you'll all have my digestion.

Why yearn for plays, to pose as Brutuses or Catos in,

When you may get a garden to grow the best potatoes in?

You see that at my age by Nature's shocks unharmed I am!

Tho' if I sneeze but thrice, good heavens, how alarmed I am!

But act your parts like men, and tho' you all great sinners are,

You're sure to act like men wherever Irving's dinners are!"

_J.H. Allen_ (our prompter):

"Whatever be the play, _I_ must have a hand in it,

For won't I teach the supers how to stalk and stand in it?

Tho' that blessed Shakespeare never gives a ray to them,

_I_ explain the text, and then it's clear as day to them![1]

Plain as A B C is a plot historical,

When _I_ overhaul allusions allegorical!

Shakespeare's not so bad; he'd have more pounds and pence in him,

If actors stood aside, and let me show the sense in him!"

[Footnote 1: Once when Allen was rehearsing the supers in the Church

Scene in "Much Ado about Nothing," we overheard him show the sense in

Shakespeare like this:

"This 'Ero let me tell you is a perfect lady, a nice, innercent young

thing, and when the feller she's engaged to calls 'er an 'approved

wanton,' you naturally claps yer 'ands to yer swords. A wanton is a kind

of--well, you know she ain't what she ought to be!"

Allen would then proceed to read the part of Claudio:

"... not to knit my soul to an approved wanton."

Seven or eight times the supers clapped their "'ands to their swords"

without giving Allen satisfaction.

"No, no, no, that's not a bit like it, not a bit! If any of your sisters

was 'ere and you 'eard me call 'er a ----, would yer stand gapin' at me

as if this was a bloomin' tea party!"]

Louis Austin's little "Lyceum Play" was presented to me with a silver

water-jug, a souvenir from the company, and ended up with the following

pretty lines spoken by Katie Brown, a clever little girl who played all

the small pages' parts at this time:

"Although I'm but a little page,

Who waits for Portia's kind behest,

Mine is the part upon this stage

To tell the plot you have not guessed.

"Dear lady, oft in Belmont's hall,

Whose mistress is so sweet and fair,

Your humble slaves would gladly fall

Upon their knees, and praise you there.

"To offer you this little gift,

Dear Portia, now we crave your leave,

And let it have the grace to lift

Our hearts to yours this Christmas eve.

"And so we pray that you may live

Thro' many, many, happy years,

And feel what you so often give--

The joy that is akin to tears!"

How nice of Louis Austin! It quite made up for my mortification over the

camphor pudding!

Pittsburg has been called "hell with the lid off," and other insulting

names. I have always thought it beautiful, especially at night when its

furnaces make it look like a city of flame. The lovely park that the

city has made on the heights that surround it is a lesson to Birmingham,

Sheffield, and our other black towns. George Alexander said that

Pittsburg reminded him of his native town of Sheffield. "Had he said

Birmingham, now instead of Sheffield," wrote a Pittsburg newspaper man,

"he would have touched our tender spot exactly. As it is, we can be as

cheerful as the Chicago man was who boasted that his sweetheart 'came

pretty near calling him "honey,"' when in fact she had called him 'Old

Beeswax'!"

When I played Ophelia for the first time in Chicago, I played the part

better than I had ever played it before, and I don't believe I ever

played it so well again. _Why_, it is almost impossible to say. I had

heard a good deal of the crime of Chicago, that the people were a rough,

murderous, sand-bagging crew. I ran on to the stage in the mad scene,

and never have I felt such sympathy! This frail wraith, this poor

demented thing, could hold them in the hollow of her hand.... It was

splendid! "How long can I hold them?" I thought: "For ever!" Then I

laughed. That was the best Ophelia laugh of my life--my life that is

such a perfect kaleidoscope with the people and the places turning round

and round.

At the risk of being accused of indiscriminate flattery I must say that

I liked _all_ the American cities. Every one of them has a joke at the

expense of the others. They talk in New York of a man who lost both his

sons--"One died and the other went to live in Philadelphia." Pittsburg

is the subject of endless criticism, and Chicago is "the limit." To me,

indeed, it seemed "the limit"--of the industry, energy, and enterprise

of man. In 1812 this vast city was only a frontier post--Fort Dearborn.

In 1871 the town that first rose on these great plains was burned to the

ground. The growth of the present Chicago began when I was a grown

woman. I have celebrated my jubilee. Chicago will not do that for

another fifteen years!

I never visited the stock-yards. Somehow I had no curiosity to see a

live pig turned in fifteen minutes into ham, sausages, hair-oil, and the

binding for a Bible! I had some dread of being made sad by the spectacle

of so much slaughter--of hating the Chicago of the "abattoir" as much as

I had loved the Chicago of the Lake with the white buildings of the

World's Fair shining on it, the Chicago built on piles in splendid

isolation in the middle of the prairie, the Chicago of Marshall Field's

beautiful palace of a store, the Chicago of my dear friends, the Chicago

of my son's first appearance on the stage! Was it not a Chicago man who

wrote of my boy, tending the roses in the stage garden in "Eugene Aram,"

that he was "a most beautiful lad"!

"His eyes are full of sparkle, his smile is a ripple over his face,

and his laugh is as cherry and natural as a bird's song.... This

Joey is Miss Ellen Terry's son, and the apple of her eye. On this

Wednesday night, January 14, 1885, he spoke his first lines upon

the stage. His mother has high hopes of this child's dramatic

future. He has the instinct and the soul of art in him. Already the

theater is his home. His postures and his playfulness with the

gardener, his natural and graceful movement, had been the subject

of much drilling, of study and practice. He acquitted himself

beautifully and received the wise congratulations of his mother, of

Mr. Irving, and of the company."

That is the nicest newspaper notice I have ever read!

At Chicago I made my first speech. The Haverley Theater, at which we

first appeared in 1884, was altered and rechristened the "Columbia" in

1885. I was called upon for a speech after the special performance in

honor of the occasion, consisting of scenes from "Charles I.," "Louis

XI," "The Merchant of Venice," and "The Bells," had come to an end. I

think it must be the shortest speech on record:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been asked to christen your beautiful

theater. 'Hail Columbia!'"

When we acted in Brooklyn we used to stay in New York and drive over

that wonderful bridge every night. There were no trolley cars on it

then. I shall never forget how it looked in winter, with the snow and

ice on it--a gigantic trellis of dazzling white, as incredible as a

dream. The old stone bridges were works of _art_. This bridge, woven of

iron and steel for a length of over 500 yards, and hung high in the air

over the water so that great ships can pass beneath it, is the work of

_science_. It looks as if it had been built by some power, not by men at

all.

It was during our week at Brooklyn in 1885 that Henry was ill, too ill

to act for four nights. Alexander played Benedick, and got through it

wonderfully well. Then old Mr. Mead did (_did_ is the word) Shylock.

There was no intention behind his words or what he did.

I had such a funny batch of letters on my birthday that year. "Dear,

sweet Miss Terry, etc., etc. Will you give me a piano?"!! etc., etc.

Another: "Dear Ellen. Come to Jesus. Mary." Another, a lovely letter of

thanks from a poor woman in the most ghastly distress, and lastly an

offer of a _two years'_ engagement in America. There was a simple coming

in for one woman acting at Brooklyn on her birthday!

Brooklyn is as sure a laugh in New York as the mother-in-law in a London

music hall. "All cities begin by being lonesome," a comedian explained,

"and Brooklyn has never gotten over it."

My only complaint against Brooklyn was that they would not take Fussie

in at the hotel there. Fussie, during these early American tours, was

still _my_ dog. Later on he became Henry's. He had his affections

alienated by a course of chops, tomatoes, strawberries, "ladies'

fingers" soaked in champagne, and a beautiful fur rug of his very own

presented by the Baroness Burdett-Coutts!

How did I come by Fussie? I went to Newmarket with Rosa Corder, whom

Whistler painted. She was one of those plain-beautiful women who are so

far more attractive than some of the pretty ones. She had wonderful

hair--like a fair, pale veil, a white, waxen face, and a very good

figure; and she wore very odd clothes. She had a studio in Southampton

Row, and another at Newmarket where she went to paint horses. I went to

Cambridge once and drove back with her across the heath to her studio.

"How wonderfully different are the expressions on terriers' faces," I

said to her, looking at a painting of hers of a fox-terrier pup. "That's

the only sort of dog I should like to have."

"That one belonged to Fred Archer," Rosa Corder said. "I daresay he

could get you one like it."

We went out to find Archer. Curiously enough I had known the famous

jockey at Harpenden when he was a little boy, and I believe used to come

round with vegetables.

"I'll send you a dog, Miss Terry, that won't be any trouble. He's got a

very good head, a first-rate tail, stuck in splendidly, but his legs are

too long. He'd follow you to America!"

Prophetic words! On one of our departures for America, Fussie was left

behind by mistake at Southampton. He could not get across the Atlantic,

but he did the next best thing. He found his way back from there to his

own theater in the Strand, London!

Fred Archer sent him originally to the stage-door at the Lyceum. The man

who brought him out from there to my house in Earl's Court said:

"I'm afraid he gives tongue, Miss. He don't like music, anyway. There

was a band at the bottom of your road, and he started hollering."

We were at luncheon when Fussie made his dŽbut into the family circle,

and I very quickly saw his _stomach_ was his fault. He had a great

dislike to "Charles I."; we could never make out why. Perhaps it was

because Henry wore armor in one act--and Fussie may have barked his

shins against it. Perhaps it was the firing off of the guns; but more

probably it was because the play once got him into trouble. As a rule

Fussie had the most wonderful sense of the stage, and at rehearsal would

skirt the edge of it, but never cross it. But at Brooklyn one night when

we were playing "Charles I."--the last act, and that most pathetic part

of it where Charles is taking a last farewell of his wife and

children--Fussie, perhaps excited by his run over the bridge from New

York, suddenly bounded on to the stage! The good children who were

playing Princess Mary and Prince Henry didn't even smile; the audience

remained solemn, but Henry and I nearly went into hysterics. Fussie knew

directly that he had done wrong. He lay down on his stomach, then rolled

over on his back, whimpering an apology--while carpenters kept on

whistling and calling to him from the wings. The children took him up to

the window at the back of the scene, and he stayed there cowering

between them until the end of the play.

America seems to have been always fatal to Fussie. Another time when

Henry and I were playing in some charity performance in which John Drew

and Maude Adams were also acting, he disgraced himself again. Henry

having "done his bit" and put on hat and coat to leave the theater,

Fussie thought the end of the performance must have come; the stage had

no further sanctity for him, and he ran across it to the stage door

barking! John Drew and Maude Adams were playing "A Pair of Lunatics."

Maude Adams, sitting looking into the fire, did not see Fussie, but was

amazed to hear John Drew departing madly from the text:

"Is this a dog I see before me,

His tail towards my hand?

Come, let me clutch thee."

She began to think that he had really gone mad!

When Fussie first came, Charlie was still alive, and I have often gone

into Henry's dressing-room and seen the two dogs curled up in both the

available chairs, Henry _standing_ while he made up, rather than disturb

them!

When Charlie died, Fussie had Henry's idolatry all to himself. I have

caught them often sitting quietly opposite each other at Grafton Street,

just adoring each other! Occasionally Fussie would thump his tail on the

ground to express his pleasure.

Wherever we went in America the hotel people wanted to get rid of the

dog. In the paper they had it that Miss Terry asserted that Fussie was a

little terrier, while the hotel people regarded him as a pointer, and

funny caricatures were drawn of a very big me with a very tiny dog, and

a very tiny me with a dog the size of an elephant! Henry often walked

straight out of an hotel where an objection was made to Fussie. If he

wanted to stay, he had recourse to strategy. At Detroit the manager of

the hotel said that dogs were against the rules. Being very tired Henry

let Fussie go to the stables for the night, and sent Walter to look

after him. The next morning he sent for the manager.

"Yours is a very old-fashioned hotel, isn't it?"

"Yes, sir, very old and ancient."

"Got a good chef? I didn't think much of the supper last night; but

still--the beds are comfortable enough--I am afraid you don't like

animals?"

"Yes, sir, in their proper place."

"It's a pity," said Henry meditatively, "because you happen to be

overrun by rats!"

"Sir, you must have made a mistake. Such a thing couldn't--"

"Well, I couldn't pass another night here without my dog," Henry

interrupted. "But there are, I suppose, other hotels?"

"If it will be any comfort to you to have your dog with you, sir, do by

all means, but I assure you that he'll catch no rat here."

"I'll be on the safe side," said Henry calmly.

And so it was settled. That very night Fussie supped off, not rats, but

terrapin and other delicacies in Henry's private sitting-room.

It was the 1888 tour, the great blizzard year, that Fussie was left

behind by mistake at Southampton. He jumped out at the station just

before Southampton, where they stop to collect tickets. After this long

separation, Henry naturally thought that the dog would go nearly mad

with joy when he saw him again. He described to me the meeting in a

letter.

"My dear Fussie gave me a terrible shock on Sunday night. When we

got in, J----, Hatton, and I dined at the Cafe Royal. I told Walter

to bring Fussie there. He did, and Fussie burst into the room while

the waiter was cutting some mutton, when, what d'ye think--one

bound at me--another instantaneous bound at the mutton, and from

the mutton nothing would get him until he'd got his plateful.

"Oh, what a surprise it was indeed! He never now will leave my

side, my legs, or my presence, but I cannot but think, alas, of

that seductive piece of mutton!"

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