(_AFTER CHARLES KINGSLEY--AT A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE._)
Dress well, sweet Maid, and let who will be _clever._
Dance, flirt, and sing!
Don't study all day long.
Or else you'll find,
When other girls get married,
You'll sing a different song!
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SAD NEWS FROM ETON.--"Bever" is dead. Sorrowing boys followed
the bier. The Bever-age has ceased to exist. What next? Will the
characteristic Etonian top-hat follow the Bever?
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[Illustration: HIS FIRST ACHE.
"OH, MAMMY! I'VE GOT SUCH A PAIN IN FRONT OF ME!"]
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