THE WRONG UMBRELLA.

A gentleman drove up to a Princes Street jeweller’s in a carriage or

a cab—the jeweller was not sure which, but inclined to think that it

was a private carriage—in broad daylight, and at the most fashionable

hour. He was rather a pretty-faced young man, of the languid Lord

Dundreary type, with long, soft whiskers, which he stroked fondly

during the interview with the tradesman, and wore fine clothes of the

newest cut with the air of one who was utterly exhausted with the

trouble of displaying his own wealth and beauty. He wore patent boots

fitting him like a glove, and appeared particularly vain of his neat

foot and the valuable rings on his white fingers.

When this distinguished customer had been accommodated with a seat

by the jeweller—whom I may name Mr Ward—he managed to produce a

card-case, and then dropped a card bearing the name of Samuel

Whitmore. The address at the corner at once gave the jeweller a clear

idea of the identity of his customer. The Whitmores were a wealthy

family, having an estate of considerable size in the West, and had,

in addition to the fine house on that estate, a town residence in

Edinburgh and another in England. There was a large family of them,

but only one son; and that gentleman the jeweller now understood

he had the pleasure of seeing before him. He was said to be a fast

young man, with no great intellect, but traits of that kind are not

so uncommon among the rich as to excite comment among tradesmen.

The follies of some are the food of others, and the jeweller was no

sooner aware of the identity of his visitor than he mentally decided

that he was about to get a good order. He was not disappointed—at

least in that particular.

“I want your advice and assistance, Mr Ward, as to the best sort of

thing to give—ah—to a young lady—you know—as a present,” languidly

began the pretty young gentleman. “It must be a real tip-top

thing—artistic, pretty, and all that; and you must be willing to take

it back if she shouldn’t like it—that is, in exchange for something

as good or better.”

“Hadn’t we better send a variety of articles to the young lady, and

let her choose for herself?” suggested Mr Ward.

“Oh, hang it, no!—that would never do,” said Mr Whitmore, with

considerable energy. “She’d stick to the lot, you know; women are

never satisfied;” and he gave a peculiar wink to convey the idea he

wished to express. “You just be good enough to show me the things,

and I’ll choose what I think best, and you can send them to the house

addressed to me. I’ll take them to her myself to-morrow, and if they

don’t suit, I’ll send them back by my valet, or bring them myself.”

All this was fair and quite business-like, and Mr Ward hastened to

display his most tempting treasures to his customer, who, however,

speedily rejected the best of them on account of their high price.

At length he chose a lady’s small gold lever, ornamented with jewels

on the back, and a set of gold ear-rings, with brooch and necklet to

match. The price of the whole came to a trifle under £60, and the

buyer expressed much satisfaction at the reasonable charges and the

beauty of the articles.

“You will put them up carefully and send them home, and, if I

keep them, you can send in your bill at the usual time,” said the

agreeable customer; and so the pleasant transaction concluded, the

jeweller showed him out, the cab was entered, and Mr Whitmore not

only disappeared from the jeweller’s sight, but also, as it seemed,

from every one else’s. As he left the shop, the languid gentleman had

looked at his watch, and the jeweller had just time to notice that it

was an expensive gold one, with a very peculiar dial of gold figures

on a black ground. Some reference had also been made to diamonds

during the selection of the presents, and Mr Whitmore had been

obliging enough to remove one of the rings from his white fingers

and place it in the hands of the jeweller, when that gentleman read

inside the initials “S. W.”

These two circumstances were afterwards to add to the intricacy

of the case when it came into our hands. From the moment when the

pretty-faced gentleman was shown out by Mr Ward, he could not have

vanished more effectually if he had driven out of the world. Half

an hour after, a young apprentice lad in Mr Ward’s employ took the

small parcel given him by his master out to the stately residence

of the Whitmores at the West End, and, according to his statement

afterwards, duly delivered the same. There was no name-plate upon

the door, but there was a big brass number which corresponded with

that on the card left by the pleasant customer. The messenger, who

was no stupid boy, but a lad of seventeen, declared most positively

that he looked for the number in that fine crescent, rang the bell,

and was answered by a dignified footman. He then asked if the house

was that of the Whitmores, was answered with a stately affirmative,

and then departed. None of the articles thus sent home were returned,

and they were therefore entered in the books as sold. A month or two

later the account was made up and sent to the buyer. There was no

response for many weeks, but at length the answer did come, and in

a manner altogether unexpected. A gentleman, young, but by no means

good-looking, drove up to the shop door one forenoon and entered

the shop. Mr Ward had never seen him before, but the card which he

placed before the jeweller was familiar enough to cause him to start

strangely. It bore the name, “Samuel Whitmore,” with the address at

the lower corner—it was, indeed, the _facsimile_ of that which had

been produced by Mr Ward’s languid but agreeable customer months

before.

“I wish to see Mr Ward,” said the new comer, evidently as ignorant of

the jeweller’s appearance as that gentleman was of his.

“I am Mr Ward, sir,” was the reply; and then the stranger brought

out some papers, from which he selected Mr Ward’s account for

the articles of jewellery, which he placed before the astonished

tradesman, with the words—

“I am Mr Whitmore, and this account has been sent to me by mistake.

It would have been checked sooner, but it happened that I was away

in Paris when it was sent, and as I was expected home they did not

trouble to forward the paper.”

The jeweller stared at his visitor. He was a young man, and wore

Dundreary whiskers, and had on his fingers just such rings as Mr Ward

remembered seeing on the hand of his customer, but there was not the

slightest resemblance of features.

“You Mr Samuel Whitmore?” he vacantly echoed, picking up the card of

the gentleman, and mentally asking himself whether he was dreaming or

awake.

“Mr Samuel Whitmore,” calmly answered the gentleman.

“Son of Mr Whitmore of Castleton Lee?”

“The same, sir.”

“Then you have a brother, I suppose?” stammered the jeweller. “There

has been a mistake of some kind.”

“I have no brother, and never had,” quietly answered his visitor;

“and I never bought an article in this shop that I know of, and

certainly did not purchase the things which you have here charged

against me.”

“A gentleman came here—drove up in a cab, just as you have done—and

presented a card like this,” said the jeweller, beginning to feel

slightly alarmed. “Surely I have not been imposed upon? and yet that

is impossible, for the things were safely sent home and delivered at

your house.”

The gentleman smiled, and shook his head.

“I thought it possible that my father might have ordered and received

these things,” he politely observed, “but on making inquiry I learned

that not only was that not the case, but no such articles ever came

near the house.”

This was too much for the jeweller. He touched a bell and had the

apprentice lad, Edward Price, sent for, and drew from him such a

minute account of the delivery of the parcel, that it became the

gentleman’s turn to be staggered and to doubt his own convictions.

The lad described the house, the hall, and the clean-shaven footman

so clearly and accurately that his narrative bore an unmistakable

impress of truthfulness. The gentleman could, therefore, only suggest

the possibility of Price having mistaken the _number_ of the house,

and the things being accepted as a present by the persons who had

thus received them by mistake. But even this supposition—which was

afterwards proved to be fallacious—did not account for the most

mysterious feature in the case—how the things had been ordered and

by whom. It was clear to Mr Ward that the gentleman before him and

the buyer of the presents were two distinct persons, having no facial

resemblance; but the new Mr Whitmore having, in his impatience to be

gone, drawn from his pocket a gold watch, with the peculiar black

dial already described, a fresh shade of mystery was cast over the

case.

“I have seen that watch before,” he ventured to say. “The gentleman

who ordered the things wore just such a watch as that. I saw it when

he was leaving. And he had on his finger a diamond ring very like

that which you wear. I had it in my hand for a few moments, and it

bore his initials inside.”

The gentleman, looking doubly surprised, drew from his finger the

ring in question and placed it in the jeweller’s hand. The initials

“S.W.” were there inside, exactly as he had seen them on the ring of

the mysterious representative.

“Did you ever lend this ring to any one?” he asked in amazement.

“Never; and, what is more, it is never off my finger but when I

am asleep,” was the decided reply; and then he listened patiently

while Mr Ward related the whole of the circumstances attending the

selection of the articles. No light was thrown on the matter by the

narrative; but the gentleman, who before had been somewhat angry

and impatient, now sobered down, and showed sufficient interest to

advise Mr Ward to put the case in our hands, promising him every

assistance in his power to get at the culprit. This advice was acted

upon, and the next day I was collecting the facts I have recorded.

I had no idea of the lad Price being involved in the affair, but I

nevertheless thought proper to make sure of every step by taking him

out to the Crescent and getting him to show me the house at which he

delivered the parcel. He conducted me without a moment’s hesitation

to the right house. I rang the bell, and when the door was opened by

a clean-shaven footman, Price rapidly identified the various features

of the hall. He failed, however, to identify the footman as the

person who had taken the parcel from him. I was not disappointed,

but rather pleased at that circumstance. I had begun to believe that

the footman, like the purchaser, was a “double.” Being now on the

spot, I asked to see Mr Samuel Whitmore, and, being shown up, I began

to question that gentleman as to his whereabouts on the day of the

purchase. That was not easily settled. Mr Whitmore’s time was his

own, and one day was so very like another with him that he frankly

told me that to answer that question was quite beyond his power.

By referring to Mr Ward’s account, however, we got the exact day and

month of the purchase, and the naming of the month quickened the

gentleman’s memory. That day had been one of many days spent in the

same manner, for he had been two weeks confined to bed by illness.

He could not give me the exact date, but I guessed rightly that his

medical man would have a better idea, and, getting that gentleman’s

address, I soon found beyond doubt that Mr Samuel Whitmore had on

the day of the purchase been confined to his own room, and so ill

that his life was in actual danger.

“Some of his friends may have personated him for a lark,” was my

next thought, but a few inquiries soon dispelled that idea. None of

Mr Whitmore’s friends had looked near him during his illness, and to

complete the impersonation, it was necessary that they should have

had his ring and watch, which he declared had never been out of his

possession.

The discovery of these facts narrowed down the inquiry considerably.

They all seemed to focus towards that invisible and mysterious

footman who had taken in the parcel.

There is a great deal in a name. The lad Price had used the word

“footman” in describing the servant, probably because he had a vague

idea that any one was a footman who wore livery and opened a door.

It had never struck him to ask if there was any other man-servant in

the house, and it might not have struck me either if I had not seen

another—a valet—busy brushing his young master’s clothes in a bedroom

close to the apartment in which we conversed.

“Who is that brushing the clothes?” I asked of Mr Whitmore. “The

coachman?”

“Oh, no; the coachman does not live in the house while we are in

town; that’s my valet.”

“And what does he do?”

“Attends me—gets my clothes, helps me to dress—looks after

everything, and serves me generally.”

“Does he ever answer the door bell?”

“Really, I could not say,” was the answer, somewhat wearily given,

“but you may ask him.”

The gentleman, I could see, had a sovereign contempt for both me and

my calling, and was impatient to see me gone; but that, of course,

did not disturb me in the least.

I had the valet called in, and in reply to my question he gave me to

understand very clearly that answering the door bell “was not his

work,” but lay entirely between the footman and tablemaid.

“Supposing they were both out of the way, and you were near the door

when the bell rang, would you not answer it by opening the door?”

“No, certainly not.”

He appeared to think me very simple to ask such a question.

“Then who would open the door?”

“I don’t know; somebody else—it wouldn’t be me; but they wouldn’t be

both out of the way at once without leaving some one to attend the

door.”

“Just so; and that one might be you. Now don’t interrupt, and try to

carry your mind back five months, and to the 21st day of that month,

while your master here lay ill, and tell me if you did not answer the

door bell and take in a small parcel addressed to your master?”

“I wasn’t here five months ago, sir,” was the quick response; “I was

serving in the north then.”

“Indeed!” and I turned to his master in some surprise; “have you

discharged your valet within that time?”

“Oh, yes,” he lazily drawled; “I had Atkinson before him.”

“At the time you were ill?”

“Possibly so. I really don’t remember.”

“You did not tell me of this before.”

“No? Well, it doesn’t matter much, I suppose?”

I found it difficult to keep my temper. I had the lad Price brought

up from the hall, and he said most decidedly that the valet before us

was not the man who had taken in the parcel.

“Why did Atkinson leave you?” I resumed, to the master.

“He did not leave exactly. I was tired of him. He put on so many airs

that some thought that he was the master and I the man—fact, I assure

you. He was too fast, and conceited, and vain; and I thought—though

I’d be the last to say it—he wasn’t quite what you call honest, you

know.”

“Good-looking fellow?”

“Oh, passable as to that,” was the somewhat grudging reply. Mr

Whitmore himself was very ugly.

“Did he ever put on your clothes—that is, wear them when you were not

using them yourself?”

“Oh, yes; the beggar had impudence enough for anything.”

“And your jewellery, and watch, too, I suppose?”

“Well, I don’t know as to that—perhaps he did. I could believe him

capable of anything that was impudent—coolest rascal I ever met. I

tell you, Mr—Mr—Mr M^cFadden—I beg your pardon, M^cGadden—ah, I’m

not good at remembering names—I tell you, I’ve an idea; just struck

me, and you’re as welcome to it as if it were your own. P’r’aps that

rascal Atkinson has ordered those things, and got them when they were

sent home. Rather smart of me to think of that, eh?”

“Very smart,” I answered, with great emphasis, while his valet

grinned behind a coat. “The affinity of great minds is shown in the

fact that the same idea struck me. Can you help me to Atkinson’s

present address?”

He could. Although he had been wearied and disgusted with the fellow

himself, he had not only given Atkinson a written character of a high

order, but personally recommended him to one of his acquaintances

with whom, he presumed, the man was still serving. I took down the

address and left for Moray Place, taking the lad Price with me.

When we came to the house a most distinguished-looking individual

opened the door—much haughtier and more dignified than a Lord of

State—and while he was answering my inquiries, the lad Price gave me

a suggestive nudge. When I quickly turned in reply and bent my ear,

he whispered—

“That’s like the man that took the parcel from me at Whitmore’s.”

“Like him? Can you swear it is him?”

The lad took another steady look at the haughty flunkey, and finally

shook his head and said, “No, I cannot swear to him, but it is like

him.”

The haughty individual was John Atkinson, formerly valet to Mr

Whitmore. A few questions, a second look at the lad Price, and one

naming of Mr Ward the jeweller, disturbed his highness greatly, but

failed to draw from him anything but the most indignant protestations

of innocence.

I decided to risk the matter and take him with me. He insisted upon

me first searching his room and turning over all his possessions, to

show that none of the articles were in his keeping. I felt certain

of his guilt. There was in his manner an absence of that flurry and

excitement with which the innocent always greet an accusation of the

kind; but his cool request as to searching made me a little doubtful

of bringing the charge home to him. It convinced me, at least, that

the articles themselves were far beyond our reach. From this I

reasoned that they had not been procured for the ordinary purposes of

robbery—that is, to be sold or turned into money. The buyer had said

that they were intended as a present for a lady: could it be possible

that he had told the truth?

I began to have a deep interest in Atkinson’s love affairs and a

strong desire to learn who was the favoured lady. On our way to the

Office I called in at Mr Ward’s, but the jeweller failed to identify

Atkinson as the buyer of the articles. He was like him, he said, but

the other had Dundreary whiskers, and this man was clean shaven.

Afterwards, when I had clapped a pair of artificial whiskers upon

Atkinson, the jeweller was inclined to alter his opinion and say

positively that it was the man, but, on the whole, the case was so

weak that it never went to trial.

Atkinson was released, and returned to his place “without a stain

upon his character,” and so justice appeared to be defeated. The

first act of the drama had ended with villainy triumphant.

Let me now bring on “the wrong umbrella.” A great party was given,

some months after, in a house in the New Town, and, as usual at such

gatherings, there was some confusion and accidental misappropriation

at the close. All that happened was easily explained and adjusted,

but the case of the umbrella. Most of the guests had come in cabs,

but one or two living near had come on foot, bringing umbrellas with

them. The number of these could have been counted on the fingers

of one hand, yet, when the party was over, the lady of the house

discovered that a fine gold-mounted ivory-handled umbrella of hers

had been taken, and a wretched alpaca left in its place. The missing

umbrella was a present, and therefore highly prized; it was also

almost fresh from the maker. It was rather suggestive, too, that the

wretched thing left in its place was a gentleman’s umbrella—a big,

clumsy thing, which could not have been mistaken for the other by a

blind man. It seemed therefore more like a theft than a mistake, and

after fruitless inquiries all round, the lady sent word to us, and a

full description of the stolen umbrella was entered in the books.

The theory formed by the owner was that the umbrella had been stolen

by some thief who had gained admittance during the confusion, and

that the umbrella left in its place had simply been forgotten by some

of the guests, and had no connection with the removal of her own.

Reasoning upon this ground, I first tried the pawnbrokers, without

success, and then, remembering that the missing article had been

heavily mounted with gold, I thought of trying some of the jewellers

to see if they had bought the mounting as old gold. I had no success

on that trial either, but, to my astonishment and delight, M^cSweeny,

whom I had sent out to hunt on the same lines in the afternoon,

brought in the umbrella, safe and sound, as it had been taken from

the owner’s house. The surprising thing was that the umbrella had

been got in a jeweller’s shop, at which it had been left by a

gentleman to get the initials E. H. engraved on the gold top. It was

a mere chance remark which led to its discovery, for when M^cSweeny

called the umbrella was away at an engraver’s, and had to be sent for.

I went over to the New Town very quickly and showed the umbrella to

the lady, who identified it—with the exception of the initials—and

showed marks and points about the ivory handle which proved it hers

beyond doubt. I kept the umbrella, and went to the jeweller who had

undertaken the engraving of the initials. He described the gentleman

who had left the umbrella, and, turning up his books, gave me the

name and address, which I soon found to be fictitious. He stated,

however, that the umbrella was to be called for on the following day,

and I arranged to be there at least an hour before the stated time

to receive him. When I had been there a couple of hours or so—seated

in the back shop reading the papers—a single stroke at a bell near

me, connected with the front shop, told me that my man had come.

I advanced and looked through a little pane of glass, carefully

concealed from the front, and took a good look at him. What was my

astonishment to find that the “gentleman” was no other than my old

acquaintance, John Atkinson, the valet!

According to the arrangement I had made with the jeweller—in

anticipation of finding the thief to be a man in a good position in

society—the umbrella was handed over to the caller, the engraving

paid for, and the man allowed to leave the shop.

I never followed any one with greater alacrity or a stronger

determination not to let him slip. I fully expected him to go to his

place in Moray Place, and intended to just let him get comfortably

settled there, and then go in and arrest him before his master, who

had been very wrathful at the last “insult to his trusted servant.”

But John did not turn his face in that direction at all. He moved

away out to a quiet street at the South Side, where he stopped before

a main door flat bearing the name “Miss Huntley” on a brass plate. A

smart servant girl opened the door, and John was admitted by her with

much deference. When he had been in the house a short time, I rang

the bell and asked for him.

“He is with Miss Huntley,” said the girl, with some embarrassment,

evidently wishing me to take the hint and leave.

“Indeed! and she is his sweetheart, I suppose?”

The girl laughed merrily, and said she supposed so.

I only understood that laugh when I saw Miss Huntley—a toothless

old woman, old enough to be my mother, or John’s grandmother. From

the girl I learned that her mistress was possessed of considerable

property, and that John and she were soon to be made one.

I doubted that, but did not say so. I had no qualms whatever, and

sharply demanded to be shown in. John became ghastly pale the moment

he sighted my face. Miss Huntley had the stolen umbrella in her

hands, and was admiringly examining her initials on the gold top.

“Is that your umbrella, ma’am?” I asked, in a tone which made her

blink at me over her spectacles.

“Yes, I’ve just got it in a present from Mr Atkinson,” she answered.

“Oh, indeed! And did he give you any other presents?” I sternly

pursued, as John sank feebly into a chair.

She refused to answer until I should say who I was and what was my

business there; but when I did explain matters, the poor old skeleton

was quite beyond answering me. She was horrified at the discovery

that John was a thief, but more so, I am convinced, to find that he

was not a gentleman at all, but only a flunkey. In the confusion of

her fainting and hysterics, I had the opportunity of examining the

gold watch, which was taken from her pocket by the servant, and found

inside the back of the case a watch-paper bearing Mr Ward’s name and

address, and also the written date of the sale, which corresponded

exactly with that already in my possession. The brooch and other

articles were readily given up by Miss Huntley, as soon as she was

restored to her senses. Had she been fit for removal, we should have

taken her too, but the shock had been too much for her, and her

medical man positively forbade the arrest.

John made a clean breast of the swindle and impersonation, and went

to prison for a year, while the poor old woman he had made love to

went to a grave which could scarcely be called early. I met John some

years after in a seedy and broken-down condition, and looking the

very opposite of the haughty aristocrat he had seemed when first we

met. I scarcely recognised him, but when I did, I said significantly—

“Ah, it’s you? I’m afraid, John, you took the _wrong_ umbrella that

time!”

“I did,” he impressively returned, with a rueful shake of the head;

and I saw him no more.

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