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CLASSICAL QUESTION.--If some schoolboys, home for Christmas holidays,
wanted Sir AUGUSTUS DRURIOLANUS to give them a Christmas Box (not a
private one at the Pantomime), what Ancient Philosopher would they
mention? Why--of course--"ARISTIPPUS."
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[Illustration: A LABOUR OF LOVE.
_The Vicar._ "AND WERE YOU AT THE BALL LAST NIGHT, MRS. RAMSBOTTOM?"
_Mrs. R._ "OH, YES; I WAS SHAMPOOING EIGHT YOUNG LADIES THERE!"]
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