OUR CITY ARTICLE.

An alarming forgery of Mendicity Society's tickets has been discovered in

Red Lion Square, and has caused much conversation at the doors of most of

the gin palaces. Our readers are probably aware what these tickets are,

though, being a particular class of security, there is not a great deal

publicly done in them. They are issued to certain subscribers, who pay a

guinea per year towards housing a Secretary and some other officers in a

moderate-sized house, in the kitchen of which certain soup is prepared,

which is partaken of by a number of persons called the Board, who are said

to taste it and see that it is good; and if there is any left, which may

occasionally happen, the poor are allowed to finish it. This valuable

privilege is secured by tickets; and these tickets are found to be forged

to a very large amount--some say indeed to the amount of 14,000 basins. It

is not usual to pay off these soup tickets, but a sort of interest can be

had upon them by standing just over the railings of the house in Red Lion

Square, when the Secretary's dinner is being cooked or served up, and a

certain amount of savoury steam is then put into circulation. The house

has been besieged all day with "innocent holders," who, on giving their

tickets in, cannot get them back again. The genuine tickets are known by

the stamp, which is a soup plate _rampant_, and a spoon _argent_,--the

latter being the emblem of the subscribers.

A great deal is said of a new company, whose object is to take advantage

of a well-known fact in chemistry. It is known that diamonds can be

resolved into charcoal, as well as that charcoal can be ultimately reduced

to air; and a company is to be founded with the view of simply _reversing

the process_. Instead of getting air from diamonds, their object will be

to get diamonds from air; and in fact the chief promoters of it have

generally drawn from that source the greater part of their capital. The

whole sum for shares need not be paid up at once; but the Directors will

be satisfied in the first instance with 10 per cent. on the whole sum to

be raised from the adventurers. It is intended to declare a dividend at

the earliest possible period, which will be directly the first diamond has

been made by the new process.

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