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... Johnny’s been hittin’ the bistros just like in the old days
before he began goin’ steady with his favorite dancing girl--who
practically vanished from tri-di as well as the nite spots while they
were makin’ it together.... Let that be a lesson, kids: don’t hide
your light o’ love behind a bushel, or even a bushel of high-priced
acres. If you don’t take her out to shine every once in a while,
she’ll take off the first time some guy offers her the Moon....
_from the syndicated capitol gossip column,
“Phlip Asides From Inside,” by Lenny Phlip,
Mexcity, September 18, 1977._