THE SCOTCH ROGUE

"One time he was on the road going to the town, and there was a Scotch

rogue on the road that was always trying what could he pick off others,

and he saw the Connemara man--that was the Goban--had a nice cravat, and

he thought he would get a hold of that. So he began talking with him,

and he was boasting of all the money he had, and the Goban said whatever

it was he had three times as much as it, and he with only thirty pounds

in the world. And the Scotch rogue thought he would get some of it from

him, and he said he would go to a house in the town, and he gave him

some food and some drink there, and the Goban said he would do the same

for him on the morrow. So then the Goban went out to three houses, and

in each of them he left ten pounds of his thirty pounds, and he told the

people in every house what they had to do, and that when he would strike

the table with his hat three times they would bring out the money. So

then he asked the Scotch rogue into the first house, and ordered every

sort of food and drink, ten pounds worth in all. And when they had used

all they could of it, he struck with his hat on the table, and the man

of the house brought out the ten pounds, and the Goban said 'Keep that

to pay what I owe you.' The second day he did the same thing in another

house. And in the third house they went to he ordered ten pounds worth

of food and drink in the same way. And when the time came to pay, he

struck the table with the hat, and there was the money in the hand of

the man of the house before them. 'That's a good little caubeen,' said

the Scotch rogue, 'when striking it on the table makes all that money

appear.' 'It is a wishing hat,' said the Goban; 'anything I wish for I

can get as long as I have that.' 'Would you sell it?' said the Scotch

rogue. 'I would not,' said the Goban. 'I have another at home, but I

wouldn't sell one or the other.' 'You may as well sell it, so long as

you have another at home,' said the Scotch rogue. 'What will you give

for it?' says the Goban. 'Will you give three hundred pounds for it?' 'I

will give that,' says the Scotch rogue, 'when it will bring me all the

wealth I wish for.' So he went out and brought the three hundred pound,

and gave it to the Goban, and he got the caubeen and went away with it,

and it not worth three halfpence. There was no beating the Goban.

Wherever he got it, he had got the gift."

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