A Bargain with the Revenue

About eight o'clock that same evening, while Tonkin was still conversing

with his intimates in the parlour of the Five Pilchards, a horseman rode

up to the house occupied by Mr. Polwhele on the south cliff. His seat

was not that of an accomplished equestrian, and his manner of

dismounting would have given some anxiety to anyone who had a regard for

him. The long cloak he wore, with the collar turned up almost to the

eyes, incommoded his legs, and only by clutching at his patient steed's

mane did he avoid a fall.

The house stood alone, and its solitary situation was a source of

satisfaction to the traveller. A light within, and a full moon without,

gave him a reasonable assurance that the riding-officer was at home.

Accordingly he hitched the bridle to a hook placed for that purpose in

the wall beside the door, and knocked. Mr. Polwhele was a bachelor, and

it happened that the woman who was housekeeper, cook, and housemaid in

one, had gone into the village, so that he opened the door himself.

"Well?" he said, peering at the close-wrapped figure that stood on the

threshold.

"'Tis I, Maister Polwhele," said the man, at the same time turning down

his collar.

"Doubledick!" exclaimed the astonished officer. "Well, of all the----!

You'd be safer in France, my man."

"Iss, maybe; but I be come home, and I'd like a word with 'ee, Maister."

"Well, there's no warrant out for your arrest, so I suppose you----;

yes, come in. I don't understand this at all."

Doubledick followed the riding-officer into the room where he had been

reading. He carefully shut the door behind him, offered Mr. Polwhele a

pinch of snuff, and took one himself, then sat down rather stiffly.

Half an hour later he emerged from the house, remounted his horse, and

rode away, not northward in the direction of his home, but eastward

along a bridle path across the moor. In a quarter of an hour, however,

he turned to the left, skirted the village, passing about midway between

it and the church, and continued for some time in the same direction.

Then once more he struck to the left and came by-and-by to the

high-road, at a point between the Towers and the Dower House. He turned

into the drive leading to the latter, but instead of reining up at the

front entrance, he passed round the house to the back, and having again

awkwardly dismounted, he rapped on the kitchen door.

"Oh, 'tis you, Maister Doubledick," said Susan, when she opened to him.

"Folks said you'd gone away."

"So I had, my dear; but I be back-along, as you can see wi' yer pretty

eyes. Now tell me, be the Maister to home?"

"Yes, he be in his room, rayther poorly."

"And be he alone?"

"Yes, but 'tis not for long, folks say. We'll have a mistress afore

long, and i hope she be likeable, that I do."

"Well, now, that's new news, to be sure. And who be the woman?"

"She bean't 'zackly a woman. 'Tis Sir Bevil's darter, seemingly, and

she be a maid younger nor I, they say."

"So she be, to be sure. Dear life! And I never heerd o't. Here's a

shillin' for your news, to buy 'ee a fairin'."

"Thank 'ee, Maister Doubledick, but I shan't need un for a fairin'. I'm

to have a fine gown o' silk, only think o't!"

"A present from Maister John, I s'pose?"

"No; 'tis to be from Sam Pollex, that young boy as lives up at Towers.

Didn't 'ee know what a treasure he found?"

"What was it, my dear?"

"Why, he and young Squire were rummagin' in some cave yonder--I don't

know 'zackly wheer--and they come upon boxes full o' silks and satins,

all the colours o' the rainbow. Young Sam be goin' to gie me enough for

a gown--a kind young feller, that he is."

"Well, then, if ye don't mind, my dear, I'll take back that shillin',

seein' as ye're so well purvided, and gie 'ee a groat instead. Bean't

no good to waste money, be it? And now, will 'ee tell yer maister I be

come for a word wi' un?"

Susan went away with a cloud upon her face.

"Maister will see 'ee," she said when she returned. "Take yer groat,

Maister Doubledick; some day ye may need it more nor I."

Doubledick pocketed the coin with a chuckle, and followed her along the

passage to her master's room.

"This is amazing, Doubledick," cried Trevanion, when the door was shut.

"I never expected to see you again."

"Hee! hee! Rusco bean't fitty for everyone, Maister John," replied the

innkeeper, with a meaning look. "Ye be took bad, the maidy says."

"Oh, 'tis nothing but a fit of the dismals. How in the world did you

get away?"

"It do seem a miracle to 'ee, I s'pose. Why, fust man I seed when they

put me on quay was a old friend o' yourn--leastways, 'a used to be sech.

He be a good friend o' mine, too, 'cos I did un a good turn a while ago.

He don't speak our Christian tongue very well, poor soul, but I made un

understand a mistake had been made wi' me, and he showed his true

friendship by bringing me over to Megavissey. I rid over from there,

and plaguey stiff I be in the jints."

"But you're in great danger; don't you know that? You made a terrible

bungle of the job, my man."

"True, but them above had a finger in it. I bean't sorry as I've seed

Rusco, not I. And as to danger, well, Maister John, I'll speak to 'ee

as a friend. The feller I named--no, to be sure, I didn' name un, but

'tis all one--the Frenchy do seem to be mizzy-mazy in his head. He

telled to I of a feller called Robinson, and seemed to have got it in

his furrin noddle that 'twas the same name as Trevanion, or fust cousin

to 't. He axed a tarrible lot of questions about un, wheer he lived,

and what he did wi's days and nights, and seemed to I as if he'd got a

rod in pickle for un. Jown me if I didn' think 'a wanted to make a call

on this Robinson feller, and 'ud be tarrible wisht if 'a didn' find un

to home."

Doubledick kept his eyes fixed upon Trevanion's face, but if he had

expected to see any sign of uneasiness, he was disappointed.

"I take no interest in your friend or what he wants," said Trevanion.

"I am more concerned about you, Doubledick. You're not safe here, you

know."

"That's what I've come to see 'ee about," returned the innkeeper. "But

truly I be a bufflehead; I ought to ha' named un to 'ee, in course I

ought. His name is Delarousse, Maister. And to tell 'ee the truth,

thinkin' he was a bit over coorious in the questions he axed, I telled

un a thing or two as wer a trifle crooked, I did. I telled un how this

Maister Trevanion as he thought was Robinson was often away from home,

and how 'a dwelt in a big house on the cliff called the Towers. He axed

I if the Towers was near the top of a hill, and I telled un 'twas a

goodish bit away, Maister Robinson--Trevanion, I mean--havin' come into

the property. Thinks I to myself, if he comes to Polkerran one fine day

a-caprousin' and makin' a stoor, 't'ud be just as well he went up-along

to Towers and showed his tantrums to the cussed folk theer. What do 'ee

say to that, Maister John?"

"You are talking a deal of nonsense, Doubledick," was the answer.

"Don't you understand that as soon as 'tis known you are back in the

village you'll be arrested for kidnapping Penwarden?"

"Oh, ay, that's what they say, is it? But don't 'ee think, now, we

could persuade the officers o' the law to leave me bide?"

"Quite impossible. Penwarden and my young cousin will swear to you, and

there has been such a stir about the matter that Sir Bevil or the Vicar

will sign the warrant the moment they hear of your arrival."

"Maybe. But money do make the mare to go, Maister, and seems to I, if

so be you'd help, we med put a clapper on evil-speakin' tongues.

A-course 't 'ud need a pretty big sum to do it proper, but theer, what's

that to 'ee, rollin' in money as you be? And I know well ye'll put yer

hand in pocket to help a poor feller in a quag, purticler as he've done

summat for 'ee, in Polkerran and Rusco both."

"I'll be hanged if I do," cried Trevanion, at last shaken out of his

composure. "You made a wretched bungle of a simple job, and you'll have

to take the consequences."

"Good now! I like to hear a man speak fine and brave, but I hev a brave

mouth-speech o' my own." Doubledick's tone was as smooth and

deferential as it had been throughout the conversation, but an onlooker

might now have observed that he was beginning to show his teeth. "Zacky

Tonkin, now," he proceeded: "I reckon he'd be fain to know why

Delarousse warn't no longer the feller to do trade with: that bit o'

knowledge med be worth payin' for. And Sir Bevil: iss sure, his darter

be a nesh young female----"

"Confound you! What do you mean by that?" cried Trevanion.

"Ah! little small birds do carr' little small seeds, they do. High

persons like Sir Bevil be mighty purticler when 'tis question o' lawful

matrimony."

Trevanion, red with anger, rose from his chair and came towards

Doubledick threateningly.

"Ah! dear life!" continued the innkeeper, unflinchingly, "and there be

Mounseer Delarousse, too, thankful for what I done for him. It did vex

me tarrible to mizzle un; but a word can put that right, and let un know

the true dwellin' o' that coorious feller Robinson. In course his

grudge agen Robinson bean't nothing to I, but he do seem tarrible sour

and rampageous. Howsomever, let every man fight his own battles. Now

I'll go home-along, and I wish 'ee well, Maister."

He rose, took his hat, and moved towards the door.

Trevanion looked after him for a moment irresolutely, then stretched his

hand towards the bell-rope.

"Stay, Doubledick," he said, "you must take a thimbleful before you go."

"Not for me, Maister," replied the innkeeper, with a virtuous expression

of countenance.

"Nonsense, man. It won't poison you. You have read me quite wrongly,

my friend. Did ever a man take offence so easily! You've come badly

out of my little test, but I'll overlook it. I've a deal more patience

than you.... Susan, bring the decanter and glasses. Hot, Doubledick?"

"Well, I don't mind if it be, this chilly night. But 'tis gettin'

latish; it must be only a nibleykin, Maister."

"Now, Doubledick," said Trevanion, as they sipped their liquor, "I'm not

the man to refuse to help a friend, even if he shows himself only a

fair-weather friend after all."

"I knowed it," cried Doubledick heartily. "A little small voice inside

telled me ye were only a-tryin' me, and 'ud show yerself in yer natural

true colour at last. Well, Maister, ten pound won't do it; no, King's

servants do hev high notions, be-jowned to 'em. Twenty? I be afeard it

wouldn' go far. 'Tis well to do a thing handsome when 'tis to be done.

Fifty? Iss, a man can do summat wi' fifty. Fifty pound 'll keep a

many tongues quiet, and I'll be dazed if I don't snap my fingers at

justices, sheriffs, hangmen, and constables, if I do hev fifty pound to

my hand."

Trevanion rose and went to a cabinet in a corner of the room. Unlocking

it, he opened a drawer, standing with his back to Doubledick. There was

a sound of rustling paper.

"'Tis a monstrous sum," he said, half turning.

"Ah, 'tis, to be sure," said Doubledick feelingly, "but King's officers

do hev' a tarrible big swaller."

"Well, here you are," said Trevanion, recrossing the room. "I'm not the

man to refuse a friend."

"So ye said afore. Thank 'ee. 'Tis atween us two, in course; my mouth

is shet. But there's another thing, Maister. Did 'ee know as old Joe

and young Dick brought a heap o' silks and satins out o' the old mine?"

"The deuce they did!" cried Trevanion in astonishment. "Where did they

get them from?"

"That I can't say. But old mine do belong to 'ee, surely."

"It does. Whatever they have found is my property. How do you know

this, Doubledick?"

"The little small birds, Maister. Well, I've telled 'ee for yer good."

"I'll not forget it. Egad, they shall hear from me."

When Doubledick left the house a few minutes later, he carried the

bundle of crisp white notes snug in his breast-pocket. He said good-bye

very cordially to his host, and, mounting his horse, rode boldly along

the highway and down the hill to the inn.

Most of the smugglers had returned to their homes, but Tonkin, Nathan

Pendry, and one or two more still remained in the inn-parlour, with

their legs stretched out towards a genial fire, their long churchwarden

pipes filling the room with clouds of smoke. Mrs. Doubledick had gone

to bed. No other visitors were to be expected at this hour, and the

company would let themselves out at their own time. The woman was torn

between hope and fear. Tonkin had learnt in Roscoff that Doubledick had

left with Delarousse; and Mrs. Doubledick was relieved to know that her

husband had escaped the miseries of confinement in a French prison; but

she was troubled lest he should fall into equally rigorous hands at

home.

Doubledick entered the room quietly.

"Well, neighbours all," he said behind their backs, "a man's home be the

fittiest place for un, I b'lieve."

The men sprang up in amazement, grasped his hand, smote him on the back.

"What did I tell 'ee!" said Tonkin. "Didn' I say neighbour Doubledick

was a clever feller, and 't 'ud take a deal o' cleverness to get over

he?"

"Ye did, there's no denyin' it," said Simon Mail. "Ah, neighbour

Doubledick, you was born wi' noble intellects."

"But you be a terrible bold feller," said Pendry. "There'll be a warrant

out for 'ee, and ye'll be carr'd to Trura jail, as sure as I be alive."

"If 'tis to be, 'tis; and rayther would I be jailed in Cornwall than in

France," replied Doubledick. "But I won't be jailed nowheer, I b'lieve,

and I'll tell 'ee why. Theer was only two as seed me--Joe Penwarden and

the young tom-holla at the Towers. Well, they dussn't swear to me."

"Why not, neighbour?" said Pendry.

"Because they been up to jiggery theirselves, hee, hee!"

"Speak yer meanin' plain, for the sake o' poor simple I," said Mail.

"Hee, hee! I mind I telled old Joe he'd hev to answer for pickin' and

stealin', and so 'a woll. Do 'ee know, neighbours, they brought out o'

well a noble store o' raiment, purple and fine linen, as pa'son says?"

"Never!" ejaculated Pendry and Mail together, Tonkin smoking in silence.

"Iss, 'tis true as Gospel. They brought out silks and satins and who

knows what all, and look 'ee, friends, that be thievin'!"

"I don't know about that," said Tonkin.

"But I do know," said Doubledick positively. "We hain't used the well

for ten year, we all do know that. Last time 'twas only 'bacca and

brandy--not a bale o' silk or passel o' lace. Well, then, this stuff

bein' buried in the earth, or we'd ha' found it, I reckon it had been

theer ever since the landfall, hunderds o' years ago, in yer grandfer's

days, Zacky. See then, the true owner o't, arter all this time, be the

owner o' the land, and that's Maister John--would ha' been Squire till

three months ago. Hee, hee! They ha' stole Maister John's proputty."

"I've heerd tell o' what clever folks call treasure trove," said Mail,

"and that belongs to King Jarge."

"King Jarge ha' got quite as much as he can do with up-along to Lunnon,"

said Doubledick, "and I don't care who the man is, they silks and satins

do belong now to Maister John. Well, do 'ee think they wicked robbers

will hev the impedence to swear agen a honest free-trader like me?

They'll never do it. Maister John will claim the goods and threaten 'em

wi' the law, and that'll be enough to keep their mouths shet, trust me."

"How did this wonderful bit o' knowledge come to 'ee neighbour, you

bein' away and all?" asked Mail.

"Ah! little birds, Simon, little small birds," replied Doubledick with a

knowing look.

"Then maybe you do know another 'mazin' bit o' news," said Pendry.

"Maybe I do. Tell to me, and then I'll tell 'ee."

"Why, young Squire this very day did save young Jake from bein'

drownded, didn' he, Zacky?"

"Iss, fay," said Tonkin, "and I went up-along to-night to say thank 'ee,

as a true Cornishman oughted. And I tell 'ee what, friend, we been all

wrong about Squire informin' and all that. I axed un plain, man to man,

and he telled me I oughter be ashamed to think sech a thing, and I

believe un."

"But did he deny it?" asked the innkeeper.

"Well, no, I couldn' go so far as to say that."

"Ah, Zacky, you be a simple plum-baked feller, to be sure. Ye don't

know the windin's and twistin's o' these high gentry. Plain simple

souls like 'ee don't know what eddication do for a man. That young whelp

of Squire's do go to pa'son and larn all the wisdom and cleverness of

ancient men of old; 'a can twist 'ee round his finger, I b'lieve."

Tonkin looked troubled. Doubledick had such a reputation for

knowingness that his opinion carried weight.

"Well, time will show," said Tonkin. "I tell 'ee one thing, that I

won't hev a hand no more in anything agen Squire, not till I do know

sartin-sure. What do 'ee say, Nathan?"

"Iss, I say the same. Let's be sartin-sure, that's what I say," replied

Pendry.

Doubledick puffed his scorn of such simple-mindedness.

"Well, I be tired, neighbours," he said. "Riding a-hoss-back from

Megavissey hev well-nigh scat me in jowds" (by which he meant, broken

him in pieces), "and I yearn for my bed. We'll see what we will see, I

b'lieve."

The company broke up. The fishers went their way; Doubledick closed the

door behind them, and raked out the fire. Before he ascended to his

bedroom he locked his bundle of banknotes in a strong box which he kept

under the stairs, and might have been heard chuckling gleefully.

Next morning the inn was early besieged by a crowd of fishers who had

heard of Doubledick's return, and were agog to learn all the

circumstances from his own lips. A little later the newly-imported

miners arrived, and, later still, as the news travelled farther,

farmers, millers, and dairymen flocked into the village. Doubledick

rubbed his hands with glee at the trade he was doing. Except to his

intimates, he explained very little. To the questions of the others he

replied only by nods and winks, and they at last ceased to interrogate

him, remarking one to another that he was a real knowing one; nobody

could get round him; "a wonderful feller, truly, for see how soon he hev

slipped away from France, wheer many a good man hev rotted in prison

since these 'nation wars began."

There were many who expected that before the day was out Doubledick

would be arrested and carried before Sir Bevil, and a throng of idlers

hung about the inn in anticipation of this exciting event. But no

constable, soldier, or sheriff's officer appeared, and at nightfall the

innkeeper's reputation was higher than ever.

Two men believed that they knew the reason of the authorities'

forbearance. John Trevanion fondly supposed that the banknotes with

which he had parted had found their way into the pockets of Mr. Mildmay,

Mr. Polwhele, and Joe Penwarden. In those days the bribery of revenue

officers was not infrequent. Tonkin, on the other hand, suspected that

the Squire had persuaded Penwarden not to prosecute, in order to

consolidate the better feeling between the village and the Towers to

which Dick's rescue of Jake had given birth. The actual reason was

known to four men alone: the revenue officers, Penwarden, and Doubledick

himself.

About midday Sam Pollex came rushing up to the Towers from the village

with the news of Doubledick's return.

"Nonsense," said Dick; "he wouldn't dare show his face again."

"Name it all, Maister, didn' I see un with my own eyes?" cried Sam.

"There he be, down-along at his kiddly-wink, more bustious nor ever, or

may I never speak again."

Dick hastened instantly to the little white cottage on the cliff, where

Penwarden had again taken up his abode.

"Joe," he cried, bursting in like a whirlwind, "Doubledick is back!

Come with me to the Parsonage; we'll get a warrant for his arrest."

Penwarden was eating his dinner. He conveyed a piece of fish to his

mouth without showing any sign of surprise.

"Back, is he?" he said. "Ah, well! Rusco warn't good for his health,

seemingly."

"It would suit him better than Truro jail. Come along; there's just

time to get to the Parsonage and back before my dinner."

"Not for a old ancient feller like me."

"Well, I'll go alone then; but they'll want two witnesses, I believe,

before any justice will commit him."

"They will, I believe, but I won't be one. No, I couldn' bring myself

to 't."

"What on earth do you mean?" cried Dick in amazement. "'Tis your duty

to bring the villain to justice."

"Villain he is, and I'd crack his skull as soon as look at him. But as

to duty--I knows my duty, Maister Dick, and my duty is to let un bide.

Besides, never could I face the stoor of appearin' in a court o'

justice. Theer'd be lawyer fellers in wigs and gowns, axin' me this,

that, and t'other till I wouldn' know whether I pitched on my head or my

heels. But I'd fain fetch un a crack on the nuddick, so as 'a couldn'

stir for a fortnight."

"Oh, well, of course 'tis your business," said Dick, somewhat offended.

"If you don't prosecute him, I suppose he'll go free. 'Tis no concern

of mine."

And he returned to the Towers, and told his father that old Joe hadn't

so much spirit as he thought.

Two hours before, Penwarden had received a visit from Mr. Mildmay and

Mr. Polwhele. When they informed him that Doubledick had returned, he

started up, seized his hat, and declared with great vehemence that he

would go straight along to the Parsonage and get Mr. Carlyon's warrant

for the villain's arrest. The revenue officers had much ado to appease

him, and only when Mr. Mildmay made a strong appeal to his sense of duty

as an old Navy man did he agree to the inactive course proposed.

"If 'tis a matter of duty to the King, as ye say, sir," he remarked, "I

reckon I do know my duty as well as any man. Hain't I served with Lord

Admiral Rodney? Not a man of us but did what he bid at once, or he'd

ha' knowed what for. Did I ever tell 'ee how the Lord Admiral spoke to

me special one day?"

"Well now, let me see," said Mr. Mildmay, who had heard the story a

score of times. "Did you ever hear it, Polwhele?"

"In Jamaica, wasn't it, Joe?" said the riding-officer, who having been

on the coast ten times as long as Mr. Mildmay, had probably heard the

story ten times as often.

"No, 'twas on Plymouth Hoe, sir. I was cruisin' theer one day when who

should I see beatin' up but Lord Admiral Rodney, convoyin' two handsome

females--ah! as clippin' craft as ever I seed. While I was standin' by,

all of a sudden he put up his helm and steered right across my bows.

'Get out of the way, you cross-eyed son of a sea-cook!' says he, and the

two females laughed like a brook in June. Ah! 'tidn' every common

mariner as could say he'd been spoke to special by sech a fine

man-o'-war as Lord Admiral Rodney."

"You're right, Joe," said Mr. Mildmay. "No admiral at all, let alone a

great man like Rodney, ever spoke to me, worse luck. Well then, you'll

let matters rest, old fellow, and you won't be sorry for it."

"But I may crack un over the skull if he gets in my way, I s'pose?"

"Well, yes, but not too hard; dead men tell no tales, you know."

"I'll mind o' that, and not gie un a whole broadside. Dear life! What a

mix-up of a world it is, to be sure?"

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