SAMMY LIPKIND WANTS YOUR HEAD

As near as it is possible for the eye to simulate the heart, there was

exactly that sentiment in his glance now as he found out Miss Bloom, she

in a purple-felt hat and the black scallops of escaping hair, blacker

because the red was out in her cheeks.

He broke into the kind of smile that lifted his every feature,

screw-lines at his eyes coming out, head bared, and his greeting

beginning to come even before she was within hearing distance of it.

There was in Mr. Lipkind precious little of Lothario, Launcelot,

Galahad, or any of that blankety-blank-verse coterie. There remains yet

unsung the lay of the five-foot-five, slightly bald, and ever so

slightly rotund lover. Falstaff and Romeo are the extremes of what Mr.

Lipkind was the not unhappy medium. Offhand in public places, men would

swap crop conditions and city politics with him. Twice, tired mothers in

railway stations had volunteered him their babies to dandle. Young

women, however, were not all impervious to him, and uncrossed their feet

and became consciously unconscious of him across street-car aisles. In

his very Two Dollar Hat Store, Sara Minniesinger, hooked of profile, but

who had impeccably kept his debits and credits for twelve years back

under the stock-balcony and a green eye-shade, was wont to cry of

evenings over and for him into her dingy pillow. He was so unconscious

of this that, on the twelfth anniversary of her incarceration beneath

the stock-balcony, he commissioned his mother to shop her a crown of

thorns in the form of a gold-handled umbrella with a bachelor-girl

flash-light attachment.

There are men like that, to whom life is not only a theosophy of one

God, but of one women who is sufficient thereof. When Samuel Lipkind

greeted Clara Bloom there was just that in his ardently

appraising glance.

"Didn't mean to keep you waiting, Clara--a last-minute customer. _You_

know."

"I've been counting red heads and wishing the Subway was pulled by white

horses."

"Say, Clara, but you look a picture! Believe me, Bettina, that is some

lid!"

Miss Bloom tucked up a rear strand of curl, turning her head to extreme

profile for his more complete approval.

"Is it an elegant trifle, Sam? I ask you is it an elegant trifle?"

"Clara, it's--immense! The best yet! What did it set you back?"

"Don't ask me! I'm afraid just saying it would give your mother

heart-failure by mental telepathy."

He linked her arm. "Whatever you paid, it's worth the money. It sets you

off like a gipsy queen."

"None of that, Sam! Mush is fattening."

"Mush nothing! It's the truth."

"Hurry. Schulem's got a new rule--no reserving the guest-table."

They let themselves be swept into the great surge of the underground

river with all of the rather thick-skinned unsensitiveness to

shoulder-to-shoulder contact which the Subway engenders. Swaying from

straps in a locked train, which tore like a shriek through a tube whose

sides sweated dampness, they talked in voices trained to compete

with the roar.

"What's the idea, Clara? When you telephoned yesterday I was afraid

maybe it was--Eddie Leonard cutting in on my night again."

"Eddie nothing. Is it a law, Sam, that I have to eat off your mother

every Wednesday night of my life?"

"No--only--you know how it is when you get used to things one way."

"I told you I had something to talk over, didn't I?"

They were rounding a curve now, so that they swayed face to face, nose

to nose.

A few crinkles, frequent with him of late, came out in rays from his

eyes.

"Is it anything you--you couldn't say in front of ma?"

"Yes."

He inserted two fingers into his collar, rearing back his head.

"Anything wrong, Clara?"

"You mean is anything right."

They rode in silence after that, both of them reading in three colors

the border effulgencies of frenzied advertising.

But when they emerged to a quieter up-town night that was already

pointed with a first star, he took her arm as they turned off into a

side-street that was architecturally a barracks to the eye, brownstone

front after brownstone front after brownstone front. Block after block

of New York's side-streets are sunk thus in brown study.

"You mustn't be so ready to be put out over every little thing I say,

Clara. Is it anything wrong to want you up at the house just as often as

we can get you?"

"No, Sam; it ain't that."

"Well then, what is it?"

"Oh, what's the use beginning all that again? I want to begin to-night

where we usually leave off."

"Is it--is it something we've talked about before, Clara?"

"Yes--and no. We've talked so much and so long without ever getting

anywheres--what's the difference whether we've ever talked it before

or not?"

"You just wait, Clara; everything is going to come out fine for us."

Her upper lip lifted slightly. "Yes," she said; "I've heard that

before."

"We're going to be mighty happy some day, just the same, and don't you

let yourself forget it. We've got good times ahead."

"Oh dear!" she sighed out.

"What?"

"Nothing."

He patted her arm. "You'll never know, Clara, the torture it's been for

me even your going out those few times with Eddie Leonard has put me

through. You're mine, Clara; a hundred Eddies couldn't change that."

"Who said anybody wanted to change it?"

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