CHAPTER IX.

AN ARRIVAL.

The silence of the pair upon the piazza was broken by the arrival at

the gate of Will, who had been to the station to meet grandmother

Sanford. Patty started up as if to run to meet her, but fell back.

"I forget that I am a cripple," she said.

"Mother, how do you do?" exclaimed Mrs. Sanford, appearing in the

doorway. "Do come up on to the piazza. I don't want to meet you on the

stairs, or I'll have a disappointment."

"Thee art as full of foolish superstitions as ever, daughter Britann,"

the old lady said, coming slowly up the steps on Will's arm.

"You dear little grandmother!" Patty cried. "How glad I am you've come!"

"I am glad to come," her grandmother answered, "and grieved much to

find thee lame. How dost thee do to-day?"

"Oh! I'm nicely. My ankle isn't painful at all. It would have been well

if I could have kept still. This is Hazard Breck, grandmother, Mr.

Putnam's nephew; you remember him.--And this, Hazard, is the nicest

grandmother that ever lived."

"Thee art the nephew of an honest man," the old lady said, "though he

is somewhat given to irreverent speech."

"He is the best of uncles, at least," Hazard answered warmly.

"He is a very respectable old gentleman," Mrs. Sanford said

patronizingly.

Will laughed meaningly, and glanced at his sister, whose cheeks

flushed. Mrs. Sanford's antipathy to the lawyer was no secret.

"Mr. Putnam is the finest man I know," Patty said, a trifle defiantly,

"except my father."

"Indeed?" Will said teasingly. "Grandmother," he added, "I think it is

all nonsense about Patty's ankle. She only makes believe, so as to have

everybody come and see her. She has a regiment of callers about the

house all the time."

"Hazard," Patty said, "if mother has no objections, I wish you'd please

toss Will into that bed of pinks."

"Objections!" exclaimed Mrs. Sanford. "Of course I've objections.

Your own brother and the most thrifty bed of pinks I've got! Patience

Sanford, I'm surprised at you!"

"If thee hast no objection, daughter Britann," grandmother Sanford said

with her quiet smile, "I'll go in and rest a little."

The old lady was the mother of Dr. Sanford and of Mrs. Plant. She was

a woman of strong character, and had adopted the Quaker faith after

her marriage, being converted to it by the labors of a woman who had

nursed her through a long illness. In her youth, grandmother Sanford

had perhaps been somewhat stern, as people of strong wills are apt

to be: but age had mellowed her, as it does all sound fruit; and now

she was so beloved by her friends and relatives, that they were ready

to quarrel for her society to such a degree, that she declared she

lived "on the circuit." She had keen perceptions, a quick sense of the

ludicrous, and a kindly heart, which endeared her to all. Even Mrs.

Sanford, who was undemonstrative in her affection for everybody else,

brightened visibly whenever her mother-in-law came, and showed her

pleasure in numerous kindly attentions. As for Patty, she worshipped

her grandmother, who understood her as no one else but Dr. Sanford did.

It was a peculiarity of the girl's to make few confidences; but to her

grandmother she would talk of matters which she mentioned to no one

else. Nor was the old lady less proud and fond of her grand-daughter;

and the love between them was, as is always love between youth and age,

a most beautiful thing to see.

Patty and Hazard Breck were scarcely left alone on the piazza, when a

new visitor appeared, in the person of Burleigh Blood. The young man

had been to the depot to see about the freight of the products of the

dairy-farm which he owned in company with his father, and had chosen

to improve his opportunity by calling at the Sanford cottage. At sight

of him, young Breck said good-by, and betook himself home by a short

cut across the garden, much to Patty's disappointment, as she wished to

hear further concerning his uncle's good fortune. She, however, sped

the parting, and welcomed the coming guest with a smile; and the young

farmer sat bashfully on the steps of the piazza before her.

"How big you are, Burleigh!" she said, glancing admiringly over his

breadth of shoulder and chest, the strong head, and the firm, large

hands.

"You told me that the other day," he said ruefully; "but I can't help

it."

"Help it? Of course not. What makes you think I meant any thing but

praise?"

"I thought I was so big and clumsy, that you must be making fun of me."

"Oh, no! I was only thinking what a mere morsel Flossy looked beside

you at the picnic."

He blushed, and pulled at his hat, after his usual awkward fashion; and

at that moment, as if summoned by a call-boy for her part in the play,

Flossy herself appeared in the doorway, bowl of pop-corn, and all.

"Good-morning, Mr. Blood," she said. "Can you tell why mutton always

tastes catty? As if it were cats, I mean."

"I--I never tasted any cats," he said with the utmost earnestness.

"No? Well, I wouldn't. But why didn't you come to inquire how I felt

after the picnic? Montfield manners and bonnets both need to be issued

in a revised edition."

"Montfield manners are perfect," Patty said, coming to the rescue of

the guest. "They cannot be improved. But you remember, Flossy, what

you had to ask Burleigh."

"Of course you understand, Mr. Blood," Flossy said, "that a lady's

request is a command."

"Yes, certainly."

"Very well. It is this I spoke to you about the other day, you know."

"I don't remember what you mean."

"You are to be my lover in this play."

"What?"

"You don't look over-charmed at the prospect," Flossy remarked coolly.

"You ought to feel honored. So saying, I will eat a few kernels of

corn. Have some, Patty?"

"But of course I can't act."

"Of course you can. I'll get the book for you now, so you can be

studying your part. We don't have rehearsal until next week."

"You are to be Jonathan Cowboy in the play," Flossy continued, having

produced the book. "Will is Mr. Bramble, and Ease Apthorpe his

daughter. I'm to be Waitstill Eastman. I chose that because she has

things to eat."

"Shall you eat pop-corn?" asked Patty.

"Really, I couldn't think of taking a part," Burleigh said.

"Nobody wants you to think of it," Flossy returned placidly. "It is

settled that you are to have it. It is a bashful part, and, if you make

any mistakes, people will think it is part of the play."

"'Vanity of vanities,'" said the voice of Bathalina Clemens, who had

approached unperceived. "'All is vanity.'"

"So are you," Flossy retorted.

"How came you home so soon?" Patty asked. "Didn't they have the

funeral?"

"No," the doleful servant answered. "Emma ain't dead: so they had to

put it off. Jane concluded to do her churning, after all; but she says

she's in hopes to get through the burying by next Wednesday. And I

should think she'd want to; for that'll finish up all the first wife's

children. It'll naturally give her more time to look after her own."

"Did you ever hear any thing so atrocious!" exclaimed Patty, as the

maid-servant disappeared round the corner of the house. "The way she

talks about that funeral is more crazy than her usual speeches, and

that is certainly needless."

"Don't names," Flossy asked pensively, "always convey a color to your

mind, Mr. Blood?"

"Convey a color?"

"Yes. Like Caroline, you know: that always makes me think of pale

yellow, and Susan of red, and Mary of blue."

"What nonsense!" laughed her cousin. "What color would Bathalina

suggest?"

"That name," said Flossy, "always calls up a grayish, dirty green, like

faded linsey-woolsey."

And at that moment the dinner-bell rang.

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