THE MUSIC OF THE SPHERES.

The "true sphere of woman"--so HARRISON says--

In effect--is the family circle. Some praise;

But to geometricians it strange may appear,

For a "circle" is only a _part_ of a "sphere."

Since woman appeared at the wickets, some think

(Though male cricketers from the conclusion may shrink),

That the true "sphere" of woman must be, after all,

A leathern one--typed by a new cricket-ball.

Young girls think a "Ball" of another guess sort

Is the sphere in which woman may find truest sport.

To harmonise all these opinions, 'tis clear,

Is hard; but, whatever be woman's true sphere,

Whether found in the dictum of "Positive" HARRISON,

And what ladies call his "degrading comparison,"

Or otherwhere,--this will be certainly found,

If you'll let angry women alone they'll "come _round_."

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"THE MAN FOR THE POST."--Sir JAMES FERGUSSON.

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, October 10, 1891 · 第 19 / 30 题