SHE--Oh, you tease! Such nonsense!
HE--It must be my own then, beating for you.
SHE--You're not nervous, are you?
HE--Of course I am. Am I not going to get the best, sweetest, prettiest,
dearest, most lovable girl in the world for a wife? Tomorrow at high
noon seems a long way off, doesn't it?
SHE--Oh! Carroll, we won't need a 'phone then, will we?
HE--It has been a dear old two-party line, though, hasn't it?
SHE--It knows an awful lot of our secrets. I wonder how much the
exchange girl has heard?
HE--Oh! I guess she got tired of us long ago.
SHE--Then she won't be listening if I send you a kiss over the wire.
Um--m--m--m--did you get it?
HE--I'll give it back with interest tomorrow.
SHE--Everything's tomorrow, isn't it?
HE--There's the clock striking midnight. It's today now, and our wedding
day.
SHE--Oh, Carroll!