CHAPTER XI

Well, one week later we found ourselves agin on the boundless deep,

the broad Pacific, bound for the Philippines. How fur off from

Jonesville did I seem as I thought on't, but Love journeyed with me,

and Duty. Tommy wuz gittin' fat and rosy, his cough grew better every

day, and he looked and acted like a different child.

This wuz to be a longer voyage than we had took. We layed out to stop

to the Philippines first, and so on to China and Japan. It beats all

how soon you settle down and seem to feel as if the great ship you are

embarked on is the world, and the little corner you occupy your home,

specially if you have a devoted pardner with you to share your corner,

for Love can make a home anywhere. Arvilly got a number of new

subscribers and made friends amongst the passengers, but Elder Wessel

avoided her. And he didn't seem to like Sister Evangeline. I told him

what I had seen and hearn, for it seemed to me like a olive branch

bore into our dark, rainy world by a dove of Paradise. But he scoffed

at it; he said that it wuz all imagination. But I sez: "It hain't

imagination that the poor woman wuz dyin' and Sister Evangeline saved

her." And he said that wuz a coincidence, and I said that it wuz a

pity there wuzn't more such coincidences. And he didn't answer me at

all. He wuz settin' up on his creed with his legs hangin' off, and he

sot straight, no danger of his gittin' off and goin' down amongst the

poor steerage passengers and helpin' 'em. He thought he wuz a eminent

Christian, but in my opinion he might have been converted over agin

without doin' him any harm.

Well, the big world we wuz inhabitin' moved on over the calm waters.

Josiah read a good deal, settin' in the library with Tommy on his

knee. And I read some myself, but took considerable comfort studyin'

the different passengers, some as if they wuz books with different

bindin's, some gilt and gay, some dull and solid and some sombry, but

each with different readin' inside.

And stiddy and swift, onheedin' any of our feelin's or fears, the

great ship ploughed on, takin' us towards that wuz comin' to meet us

onbeknown to us. Miss Meechim kep' up pretty well, keepin' a good

lookout on Dorothy, but restin' her mind on Robert Strong's

protection, and Robert and Dorothy seemed to enjoy themselves better

and better all the time, singing together, and walking up and down the

deck for hours on pleasant days and matchless nights lit with the

brilliant light of moon and star, and Southern Cross, and I didn't

know what other light might be shinin' on 'em onbeknown to Miss

Meechim, but mistrusted by me.

Elder Wessel, when we wuz with Lucia, didn't seem to want anything

else on earth. She wuz a pretty girl, but I could see that she wuz

very romantic; she had read sights of novels, and wuz lookin' out for

some prince in disguise to ride up on a white charger to carry her off

and share his throne. But I could see that if the right influences wuz

throwd around her she had the makin' of a noble woman in her, and I

hoped she would grow up a good, helpful woman. She had a great

influence over Aronette, whose nater wuz more yieldin' and gentle, and

I didn't altogether approve of their intimacy, but considered that it

would be broke off pretty quick, as they would part for good and all

when we got to China. You may wonder why I worried about Aronette;

well, the reason wuz, I loved her, jest as everybody else did who knew

her well. She wuz a darling girl, always sweet tempered, always trying

to help somebody; Dorothy loved her just as much as though she wuz her

sister and would have treated her exactly like one if it hadn't been

for Miss Meechim. She loved Aronette herself, and showed her love by

her goodness, buying her everything she needed and didn't need, but

she wuz so hauty naturally that she insisted on Aronette's keepin' her

place, as she said. And she was so sweet dispositioned and humble

sperited she didn't want to do any different. Well, I spoze Miss

Meechim wuz right; if Aronette wuz Dorothy's maid it wuzn't to be

expected that she would take her visitin' with her, and it wuz

Aronette's delight to wait on Dorothy as devotedly as if no ties of

love bound their young hearts together. Robert Strong liked and

respected her, I spoze mebby on Dorothy's account, and Tommy adored

her; why, even Josiah felt towards her, he said, some as if she wuz

Tirzah Ann growed young agin.

Arvilly's heart she won completely by makin' her a bag to carry the

"Twin Crimes" in. It wuz made of handsome black silk, worked all round

in pink silk in a handsome pattern, and she had worked on one side in

big letters, "The Twin Crimes of America, Intemperance and Greed."

Arvilly almost cried with joy when she gin it to her, and sez to me,

"That Aronette is the best girl in the hull world and the sweetest.

Look at that embroidery," sez she, holdin' up the handsome bag before

my eyes, "you can see that as fur as you can see me; that bag alone is

enough to sell the book, and I wuz jest wearin' out the agent's copy.

There hain't anything in the world I wouldn't do for that girl." Yes,

we all loved her dearly, and a dozen times a day we would say to each

other what should we ever do without Aronette.

Josiah wuz seasick some, but not nigh so bad as he thought, and Tommy

kept well and happy all the time, and wonnered and wonnered at

everything and seemed to take comfort in it, and he would set in his

little chair on deck and talk to Carabi for hours, and I d'no whether

Carabi wuz enjoyin' the trip or not; I didn't seem to have any way of

knowin'. One day Tommy and I wuz lookin' off on the broad blue waters

and we see approachin' what looked like a boat with its tiny sail set.

It looked so like a boat set out from fairyland that instinctively I

thought of Carabi, but a passenger standin' by said that it wuz a

Nautilus, and afterwards we see lots of 'em. And the Southern Cross

bent over us nights as if to uphold our souls with the thought that

our heavenly gardeen would take care on us. And some nights the sea

wuz lit up with phosphorescent light into a seen of glory that I can't

describe and hain't goin' to let Josiah try to; I hain't a goin' to

have that man made light of, and Shakespeare couldn't do justice to

it. Low down over our heads the heavens leaned, the glassy waters

aspired upward in sparks of flame. The south wind whispered soft,

strange secrets to us, sweeping up from the misty horizon. Our souls

listened--but shaw! I said I wuzn't goin' to try to describe the glory

and I hain't.

And the ship sailed on. One evenin' there wuz another steamer sighted,

most everybody wuz on deck. Sister Evangeline wuz down takin' care of

that poor woman and child and the fever patients; Tommy wuz asleep;

Josiah wuz readin' the old newspaper he had wropped his clothes in,

and which he had treasured fondly. He wuz readin' the advertisements,

Help Wanted and such. I asked him what good them advertisements would

do him ten thousand milds from hum, but he said no knowin' what might

happen and anything in the paper wuz good readin'.

That man's blind adherence to party has caused me many a forebodin',

it is a menace to good government and public safety, and I have told

him so. Well, I santered down into the cabin and there I found Elder

Wessel all alone. He had jest been readin' a powerful editorial that

coincided with his views exactly, and he leaned back and put a thumb

in each arm-hole of his vest and sez:

"What a glorious work the United States is doin' here in the

Philippines."

And I sez, "Yes, that is so, the United States is doin' a great and

noble work in educating and civilizing the natives, if it wuzn't for

the one great mistake she is making and duz make wherever she plants

her banner in a new country amongst a new people.

"Side by side with her schoolhouses and churches that are trying to

lift humanity heavenward the American Saloon is found lowering

humanity and undoing the work these ministers and teachers have so

faithfully tried to do."

I guess he didn't hear me, but 'tennyrate he went right on: "Oh,

yes, oh, yes, our Christian nation goes to these benighted islands,

carrying Christianity and civilization in its hand. Of course they

may not ever come up to the hite of our own perfect, matchless

civilization, but they will approach it, they will approach it."

Sez Arvilly: "Our nation won't come up to them in years and years, if

it ever duz!"

He jumped as if he had been shot; he thought we wuz alone, and sez:

"Why--why, Sister Arvilly--you must admit these savages are behind us

in knowledge."

"So much the worse for us; the sin of ignorance is goin' to be winked

at, but if we know better we ort to do better." Elder Wessel wuz

stunted, but he murmured instinctively sunthin' about our carryin' the

Bible and the knowledge of heaven to 'em.

Arvilly snapped out: "What good will that do if we carry private hells

to burn 'em up before they die? A pretty help that is! What is the use

of teachin' 'em about heaven if our civilization makes sure the first

thing it duz to keep 'em out of it, for no drunkard shall inherit

heaven. What's the use of gittin' 'em to hankerin' after sunthin' they

can't have."

The Elder wuz almost paralyzed, but he murmured instinctively sunthin'

about our duty to the poor naked heathen hanging like monkeys from the

tree tops, like animals even in their recreation. And Arvilly bein' so

rousted up and beyend reasonable reason, sez: "That's their bizness

about not bein' clothed, and anyway it is jest as the Lord started

the human race out in the Garden of Eden, and they do wear enough to

cover their nakedness, and that's more than some of our fashionable

wimmen do, and 'tennyrate they don't suffer so much as our wimmen do

with their torturin' tight shoes and steel instruments of agony bound

round their waists, compressin' their vital organs into a mass of

deformity."

Elder Wessel wuz so browbeat that he kinder got offen his subject, and

with a dazed look he murmured sunthin' about "the wicked religion of

Cuba when the Americans took it--the Papal indulgences, the cruel bull

fights, the national recreations--you could always tell the low state

of a nation's civilization by the brutish recreations they indulged

in."

Sez Arvilly, in a loud, mad axent, "Talk about brutal amusements, why

they ort to send missionaries to America to reform us as fur up in

decency as to use animals to fight fur our recreation instead of human

bein's. Bulls hain't spozed to have immortal souls, and think how

America pays two men made in the image of God so much an hour--high

wages, too--to beat and pound and maim and kill each other for the

amusement of a congregation of Christian men and wimmen, who set and

applaud and howl with delight when a more cruel blow than common fells

one on 'em to the earth. And then our newspapers fight it all over for

the enjoyment of the family fireside, for the wimmen and children and

invalids, mebby, that couldn't take in the rare treat at first sight.

Every blow, every cruel bruise that wuz made in the suffering flesh

reproduced for Sunday reading. And if one of the fighters is killed

and his mangled body taken out of the fighting ring forever, taken

home to his wife and children with the comfortin' peticulars that he

wuz killed for the amusement of men and wimmen, most on 'em church

members, and all citizens of our Christian republic by special license

of the government, why then the newspapers, which are the exponents of

our civilization and the teachers of our youth, have a splendid time

relating the ghastly story under staring headlines. After all this,

talk to me about our country's dastin to have the face to reform any

other country's amusement. Our prize fights that our nation gives

licenses for its people to enjoy are as much worse than bull fights,

in view of America's professions of goodness, as it would be for an

angel to fly down 'lection day amongst a drunken crowd and git drunk

as a fool, and stagger round and act with her wings dirty and

a-floppin'."

Elder Wessel wuz took completely back, I could see, by Arvilly's

eloquence, and I wuz myself. The sharp-toothed harrow of grief had

turned up new furrows in her soul, in which strange plants growed. And

before Elder Wessel could speak she went on a-thinkin' back about

sunthin' he'd said.

"Indulgences to sin! If I granted licenses for all kinds of sin for

money, as our nation duz, I wouldn't talk about Papal indulgences. See

how wimmen are used--embruted, insulted, ground beneath the heel of

lust and ruin by these same license laws."

"But, Sister Arvilly," sez he, "I was reading only this morning a

sermon upon how much our civilization had to do in lifting women into

the high place they occupy to-day."

"High place!" sez Arvilly, and I fairly trembled in my shoes to hear

her axent. "Wimmen occupy a dretful high place. I can tell you jest

the place she occupies. You have been told of it often enough; you ort

to know it, but don't seem to. A woman occupies the same bench with

lunatics, idiots and criminals, only hern is enough sight harder under

legal licenses and taxation laws."

"But," sez the Elder, "the courtesy with which women are treated, the

politeness, the deference----"

"If you wuz kicked out of your meetin' house, Elder Wessel, would it

make any difference to you whether the shue you wuz kicked with wuz

patent leather or cowhide? The important thing to you would be that

you wuz layin' on the ground outside, and the door locked behind

you."

Sez Elder Wessel, "That is a strong metafor, Sister Arvilly. I had

never looked at it in that light before."

"I presume so," sez she. "The very reason why there are so many

cryin' abuses to-day is because good men spend their strength in

writin' eloquent sermons aginst sin, and lettin' it alone, instead

of grapplin' with it at the ballot box. Our Lord took a whip and

scourged the money changers out of the temple. And that is what

ministers ort to do, and have got to do, if the world is saved

from its sins--scourge the money changers who sell purity and honor,

true religion and goodness for money.

"Satan don't care how much ministers talk about temperance and

goodness and morality in the pulpit to a lot of wimmen and children

that the congregations are made up of mostly, or how many essays are

writ about it, tied with blue ribbin. But when ministers and church

members take hold on it as Ernest White has and attacks it at the

ballot box, and defends and reinforces the right and left flank with

all the spiritual and material and legal forces he can muster, why

then Satan feels his throne tremble under him and he shakes in his

shues."

But before Elder Wessel could frame a reply Josiah come in with the

news that the steamer had approached and brung mail to the passengers.

And we all hurried up to see what we had got.

Well, the steamer wuz passin' away like ships in the night, but I

found that I had several letters from home. The children wuz gettin'

well. Philury and Ury well and doin' well. And one letter wuz from

Cousin John Richard, that blessed creeter! who, it will be remembered,

went to Africa as a missionary to help the colony of freedmen to a

knowledge of the true freedom in Christ Jesus. Only two idees that

blessed creeter ever seemed to have: first, what his duty wuz, and,

second, to do it. His letter run as follows:

"Dear Cousin: Here in the far off tropics where I thought to live and

die with the people I have loved and given my life to help, the Lord

has wonderfully blessed our labors. The Colony is prospering as I

never expected to see it. The people are beginning to see that a true

republic can only exist by governing one's own self, that in the hands

of each individual is the destiny of the nation. We are a peaceful

people, greatly helped under the Lord by the fact that not a saloon

blackens the pure air of Victor.

"How can the crazed brain of a drunken man help a nation only to

weaken and destroy? How can children born under the curse of drink be

otherwise than a burden and curse to the public weal? How can a

righteous ruler handle this menace to freedom and purity save to stamp

it beneath his feet? As we have no saloons in Victor, so we have no

almshouses or prisons, the few poor and wrongdoers being cared for by

private individuals, remunerated by public tax.

"So greatly has the Lord prospered us that I felt I was needed

elsewhere more than here; I felt that America instead of Africa needed

the help of teachers of the Most High. Tidings have reached me from

the Philippines that made me think it was my duty to go there. Into

these islands, inhabited, as has been said, by people 'half devil,

half child,' has been introduced the worst crime of America, the drink

evil, the worst demon outside the bottomless pit, making of sane, good

men brutes and demons, a danger to themselves and the whole

community.

"It is hard to believe that a Christian civilization, a Christian

ruler, should send regiments of bright young boys so far from all the

deterring influences of home and home life; send those who were the

light of happy homes, the idols of fond hearts, to face the dreadful

climate, the savage warfare, to colonize the graveyards in the sodden

earth, to be thrown into the worst evils of war, to face danger and

death, and with all this provided by the government that should

protect them this dreadful temptation to ensnare their boyish wills

and lead them into captivity.

"Then I could not leave Victor, but now that I can I feel that God is

calling me to go there to preach the gospel of Christ, to fight this

mighty foe, Intemperance, to preach the gospel of sane and clean

living and thinking. Knowing from my experience here in Victor, had I

no other knowledge of it, how that blessed gospel of love is the only

true liberty. For what advantage is liberty of the body when the soul,

the weak will, is bound in the most galling of chains?

"America is doing a great work in educating and helping this country,

and were it not for this evil I go to combat, its work would be

blessed of God and man.

"So, as I said, I sail to-morrow for the Philippines with three of my

native converts, good Christians, willing to die, if need be, for

their faith."

This letter had been written more than a month, so long had it been

comin' to me, and I wuz tickled enough to think that when we got to

the Philippines we should see Cousin John Richard.

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