CHAPTER V

JOHN DENE LEAVES WHITEHALL

I

"Come," shouted John Dene irritably.

The door opened and Mr. Blair entered. John Dene swung round from his

table and glared at him angrily.

"I tried to telephone," began Mr. Blair.

"Well, you can't," snapped John Dene, "receiver's off. Your boys have

been playing dido all morning on my 'phone."

"I'm sorry if----"

"That don't help any. Why don't you stop 'em? Seem to think I'm a

sort of enquiry bureau."

Dorothy bent low over her notes to hide the smile she could not

restrain at the sight of the obvious wretchedness of Mr. Blair.

"Sir Lyster would like you to step round----"

"Well, I won't; tell him that," was the irascible reply.

"He wants you to meet Sir Harold Winn, the chief naval constructor,"

explained Mr. Blair.

"Tell him to go to blazes and take his constructions with him. Now

vamoose."

Mr. Blair hesitated, glanced at John Dene, seemed about to speak, then

evidently thinking better of it withdrew, closing the door noiselessly

behind him.

As John Dene swung round once more to his table, he caught Dorothy's

eye. She smiled.

With a little grumble in his throat John Dene became absorbed in his

papers. Dorothy decided that he was a little ashamed of his outburst.

All the day he had shown marked irritability under the constant

interruptions to which he had been subjected.

They worked on steadily for a quarter of an hour. Presently there was

a gentle tap at the door. With one bound John Dene was out of his

chair and across the room. A second later he threw open the door,

ready to annihilate whoever might be there, from the First Lord

downwards.

"Oo--er!"

Marjorie Rogers stood there, her pretty eyes dilated with fear as John

Dene glared at her. His set look relaxed at the sight of the girl.

"Is--is--Miss West here?" she enquired timidly.

"Sure, come right in," he said.

Dorothy was surprised at the change produced by the appearance of

Marjorie Rogers.

The girl came a few steps into the room, then seeing Dorothy tripped

over to her and, turning to John Dene, said, still a little nervously:

"I--I came to ask Miss West if she would like some tea." She smiled up

at John Dene, a picture of guileless innocence.

"Sorry if I scared you," he said awkwardly.

"Oh, you didn't frighten me," she said, regaining confidence at the

sight of John Dene's embarrassment.

"Perhaps Mr. Dene would like a cup of tea too, Rojjie," suggested

Dorothy.

"Oh, would you?" cried the girl eagerly.

"Why, sure," said John Dene and he smiled, for the first time that day,

Dorothy mentally noted.

In a flash Marjorie disappeared.

"I'm--I'm sorry," said John Dene to Dorothy. "I didn't know she was a

friend of yours."

"She's in the room I used to be in, and--she's very sweet and brings me

tea."

He nodded comprehendingly. "They do a lot of that here, don't they?"

"A lot of what?" asked Dorothy.

"Drinking tea."

"We only have it in the afternoon, and----"

At that moment Marjorie entered with a small tray containing three cups

of tea and a plate of biscuits. These she placed on John Dene's table.

Dorothy gasped at the sight of the three cups, wondering what John Dene

would think.

"I brought mine in to have with you," said Marjorie with perfect

self-possession, as she handed Dorothy her cup, then turning to John

Dene she smiled. He nodded, as if she had done a most ordinary thing.

Perching herself upon the corner of John Dene's table, Marjorie chatted

brightly, having apparently quite overcome her fears.

"You know, Mr. Dene," she said, "we're all dreadfully intrigued about

you."

John Dene looked at her with a puzzled expression.

"All the other girls are terribly afraid of you," she continued. "I'm

not."

"Of me?" He looked at her in surprise, as if he regarded himself as

the last person in the world to inspire fear.

"They say you glare at them." She smiled a wicked little smile that

she called "the rouser." As John Dene did not reply Marjorie

continued: "They call you 'the bear.'"

"Rojjie!" gasped Dorothy in horror.

"The bear?" repeated John Dene. "Why?"

"Oh, but I am going to tell them you're not," said Marjorie, nibbling

at a biscuit and looking across at John Dene appraisingly. "I think

you're really rather nice."

John Dene glanced across at Dorothy, as if unable quite to classify the

girl before him.

"Of course they don't know that you can smile like that," added

Marjorie.

John Dene was about to make some remark when there came another knock.

"Come," he cried, and a moment later the door opened and Sir Lyster

entered, followed by a tall, sedate-looking man with a bulging forehead

and ragged moustache.

For a moment the two regarded the scene, Sir Lyster having recourse to

his monocle.

Marjorie slipped down from the table, all her self-possession deserting

her at the sight of Sir Lyster's disapproving gaze. Dorothy bent over

her notes, conscious of her burning cheeks, whilst John Dene rose with

entire unconcern.

"I'm afraid we've interrupted you, Mr. Dene," said Sir Lyster.

"It's the one thing they do well in this shack," was John Dene's

uncompromising retort.

Sir Lyster gazed a little anxiously at his companion.

Taking advantage of the diversion, Marjorie slipped out and Dorothy,

deciding that she would not be wanted for at least a few minutes,

followed her.

"I want to introduce you to Sir Harold Winn," said Sir Lyster.

"Pleased to meet you," said John Dene, shaking Sir Harold vigorously by

the hand. "Take a seat."

John Dene and the Chief Naval Constructor were soon deep in the

intricacies of submarine-construction. When at length Sir Harold rose

to go, there was something like cordiality in John Dene's voice, as he

bade him good-bye. Sir Harold had been able to meet him on common

ground, and show an intelligent and comprehensive interest in his work.

Immediately they had gone, Dorothy, who had been waiting in the

corridor, slipped back to her chair, first removing the tea tray from

John Dene's table. Soon she was busily taking down notes.

While she was thus occupied, Sir Lyster was narrating to Sir Bridgman

North the latest John Dene outrage, first his open flouting of the

Chief Naval Constructor by refusing to see him, secondly the

interrupted tea, and the girl perched upon John Dene's table.

Sir Bridgman laughed loudly, as much at the expression on Sir Lyster's

face as at the occurrence itself.

"Such incidents," said Sir Lyster, "are, I think, very undesirable."

"It looks as if John Dene were a dark horse," suggested Sir Bridgman.

"Was the other girl pretty?"

"I really didn't notice," said Sir Lyster stiffly. "I thought perhaps

you might"--he hesitated for a fraction of a second--"just drop him a

hint," he added.

"And be gingered-up as high as our own aerials," laughed Sir Bridgman.

"No, my dear Grayne," he added, "I find 'gingering-up' intensely

interesting in its application to others. Get Blair to do it."

"But I'm afraid it may create a scandal," said Sir Lyster.

"Oh! another little scandal won't do us any harm," laughed Sir

Bridgman. "Now I must be off. By the way," he said, as he reached the

door, "what time did this little tea-fight take place?"

"It was about four o'clock when Winn and I----"

"Right," said Sir Bridgman, "I'll drop in about that time to-morrow and

see what's doing," and the door closed behind him.

A moment later he put his head round the door. "One of these days

you'll be finding Blair with a girl on each knee," he laughed, and with

that he was gone.

John Dene's reason for wishing to have offices somewhere away from the

Admiralty had been twofold. For one thing he did not desire those he

knew were closely watching should see him in close association with

Whitehall; for another he felt that he could breathe more freely away

from gold braid and those long dreary corridors, which seemed so out of

keeping with the headquarters of a Navy at war. He now determined to

get out at once. The constant interruptions to which he found himself

subjected, rendered concentration impossible. He therefore informed

Dorothy that at nine o'clock next morning they would start work in the

new offices he had taken in Waterloo Place. They consisted of two

rooms, one leading off the other. The larger room John Dene decided to

use himself, the smaller he handed over to Dorothy.

With a celerity that had rather surprised John Dene the telephone had

been connected and a private wire run through to the Admiralty.

"The thing about a Britisher," he remarked to Dorothy, "is that he can

hustle, but won't."

She allowed the remark to pass unchallenged.

"Now things will begin to hum," he said, as he settled himself down to

his table. Throwing aside his coat, he set to work. There was little

over three weeks in which to get everything organised and planned.

Long lists of stores for the _Destroyer_ had to be prepared, the

details of the structural alterations to the _Toronto_, the name given

to the mother-ship that was to act as tender to the _Destroyer_,

instructions to the Canadian crew that was coming over, and a thousand

and one other things that kept them busily occupied. He arranged to

have luncheon sent in from the Ritzton. After the first day the

ordering of these meals was delegated to Dorothy. John Dene's ideas on

the subject of food proved original, resulting in the ordering of about

five times as much as necessary.

Dorothy came to look forward to these dainty meals, which she could

order with unstinted hand, and she liked the tete-a-tete half-hours

during their consumption. Then John Dene would unbend and tell her of

Canada, about his life there and in America, how he had planned and

built the _Destroyer_. He seemed to take it for granted that she could

be trusted to keep her own counsel.

The night after John Dene's entry into his new offices the place was

burgled. In the morning when he arrived he found papers tossed about

in reckless disorder. The fourth set of plans of German U-boats had

disappeared.

With grim humour he drew a fifth set from his pocket, and placed it in

the safe, which he did not keep locked, as it contained nothing of

importance. John Dene's method was to burn every paper or duplicate

that was no longer required, and to have sent over to the Admiralty

each day before five o'clock such documents as were of importance.

For the first time in her life Dorothy felt she was doing something of

national importance. John Dene trusted her, and took her patriotism as

a matter of course. Sometimes he would enquire if she were tired, and

on hearing that she was not he would nod his approval.

"You're some worker," he once remarked casually, whereat Dorothy had

flushed with pleasure. Later she remembered that this was the first

word of praise she had heard him bestow on anything or anybody British.

At first a buttons had called from the Ritzton each morning and

afternoon for orders; but after the second day he had been superseded

by a waiter. One morning, after the order had been given, John Dene

enquired of Dorothy if she had ever tasted lobster a l'Americaine.

"Typists don't eat lobster a l'Americaine in England, Mr. Dene," she

had replied. "It's too expensive."

Whereupon he had told her to ring up the Ritzton and order lobster a

l'Americaine for lunch in place of the order already given. Ten

minutes later a ring came through from the hotel to the effect that

there must be some mistake, as there was no lunch on order for Mr. John

Dene. Dorothy protested that they had been supplied with lunch each

day for the last four days. The management deprecatingly suggested

that there had been a mistake, as after the first two days the order

had been cancelled. Dorothy repeated the information to John Dene, who

then took the receiver.

"If you didn't supply lunch yesterday, who the blazes did?" he

demanded, and a suave voice answered that it did not know who it was

that had that honour, but certainly it was not the Ritzton.

John Dene banged back the receiver impatiently. "We'll wait and see

what happens at twelve o'clock," he exclaimed, as he turned once more

to the papers on his table. "Somebody's feeding us," he muttered.

"Perhaps it's the ravens," murmured Dorothy to herself.

At twelve o'clock a waiter entered with a tray. At the sound of his

knock, John Dene revolved round in his chair.

"Here, where do you come from?" he demanded, glaring as if he suspected

the man of being of German parentage.

The man started violently and nearly dropped the tray.

"I obey orders," he stammered.

"Yes; but whose orders?"

For a moment the man hesitated.

"Do you come from the Ritzton?" demanded John Dene aggressively.

"I obey orders," repeated the man.

John Dene looked from the tray to Dorothy, and then to the man; but

said nothing, contenting himself with waving the man out with an

impatient motion of his hand.

After the meal he picked up his hat, lighted a cigar and told Dorothy

he would be back in a quarter of an hour. Five minutes later he burst

in upon Mr. Blair.

"Here, what the hell's all this about my meals?" John Dene seemed to

take a delight in descending upon Sir Lyster's secretary.

Mr. Blair turned towards him with that expression he seemed to keep

expressly for John Dene. "Your meals," he stammered.

"Yes," replied John Dene, blowing volumes of acrid smoke towards the

sensitive nostrils of Mr. Blair. "Why was my order to the Ritzton

cancelled? That sort of thing rattles me."

"I'm afraid that I know nothing of this," said Mr. Blair, "but I will

enquire."

"Well, I'd like somebody to put me wise as to why he interferes with my

affairs," and John Dene stamped out of the room and back to Waterloo

Place.

II

"Shucks!" cried John Dene irritably. "You make me tired."

"I doubt if you appreciate the seriousness of the situation," was

Colonel Walton's quiet retort.

"I appreciate the seriousness of a situation that turns my 'phone into

a sort of elevator-bell, and makes my office like a free-drink saloon

at an election."

Colonel Walton smiled indulgently, Dorothy kept her eyes upon her

note-book.

"You get your notion about spies from ten cent thrillers," continued

John Dene scornfully. "Don't you worry about me. If there's a hungry

dog I believe in feeding it," he added enigmatically. "I might as well

be a lost baggage office. Every mutt that has ten minutes to waste

seems to blow in on me. You're the tenth this a.m."

"At that rate you will soon have exhausted all the Government

Departments," said Colonel Walton with a smile. "I doubt if any will

venture a second visit," he added quietly.

John Dene glanced across at him quickly. "Say, I didn't mean to make

you mad," he said in a conciliatory tone; "but all this rattles me. I

can't get along with things while they're playing rags on my 'phone.

It makes me madder'n a wet hen."

"I quite understand, Mr. Dene," said Colonel Walton, with that

imperturbable good-humour that was the envy of his friends. "You are

rather valuable to us, you see, and if we err on the side of

over-caution----" He paused.

"Sure," cried John Dene, thawing under the influence of Colonel

Walton's personality, then after a pause he added. "See here, your

boys seem to have a notion that I'm particular green goods. You just

let one of 'em try and corral me one of these nights, and when you've

explained things to the widow, you can just blow in here and tell me

how she took it."

"It's the insidious rather than the overt act," began Colonel Walton.

"The what?" John Dene looked at him with a puzzled expression.

Instead of replying Colonel Walton drew from his right-hand pocket

something in a paper bag, such as is used by confectioners. This he

placed upon the table. He then extracted from his other pocket a small

package rolled in newspaper, which he laid beside the paper bag.

John Dene stared at him as if not quite sure of his sanity.

"Perhaps you will open those packets."

With his eyes still on his visitor John Dene picked up the paper bag

and, turning it upside down, shook out upon the table a brown and white

guinea-pig--dead. Dorothy drew back with a little cry.

"This some of your funny work?" demanded John Dene angrily.

"There's still the other parcel," said Colonel Walton, his eyes upon

the small roll done up in newspaper.

Very gingerly John Dene unrolled the paper, Dorothy watching from a

safe distance with wide-eyed curiosity.

"Gee!" he muttered, as a large dead grey rat lay exposed, its upper lip

drawn back from his teeth, giving it a snarling appearance. He looked

interrogatingly at Colonel Walton.

"There; but for the grace of God lies John Dene of Toronto," he

remarked quietly, nodding in the direction of the two rodents.

"Here, what the hell----!" began John Dene, then catching sight of

Dorothy he stopped suddenly.

"Two days ago you ordered for lunch ris de veau and apple tart--among

other things. The rat is the victim of the one, the guinea-pig of the

other."

Dorothy gave a little cry of horror. John Dene looked across at her

quickly, then back to Colonel Walton.

"You mean----" he began.

"That a certain Department has assumed the responsibility of catering

for a distinguished visitor," was the quiet reply. "It is but one of

the pleasant obligations of empire."

John Dene sat gazing at the dead animals as if fascinated. With

distended eyes and slightly parted lips Dorothy looked from the table

to Colonel Walton, and then back to the table again, as if unable to

comprehend the full significance of what was taking place.

"I would suggest," said Colonel Walton, "that you never take food

regularly at any one hotel or restaurant. Avoid being out late at

night, particularly raid-nights."

"Raid-nights!"

"You might be knocked on the head and removed as a casualty."

John Dene nodded, Dorothy gasped.

"Never take food or drink of any sort in your room at the hotel, and

don't travel on the Tube or Underground, at least never stand on the

edge of the platform, and don't use taxis."

"And what about a nurse?" demanded John Dene.

"If you observe these points I scarcely think one would be necessary,"

was the quiet rejoinder. "It would also be advisable," continued

Colonel Walton, "for Miss West to be particularly careful about making

chance acquaintances."

Dorothy drew herself up stiffly.

"During the last few days," continued Colonel Walton, "a number of

attempts have been made by women as well as men."

"How did you know?" she cried in surprise.

"We have sources of information," smiled Colonel Walton. "For

instance, the day before yesterday, at lunch, a pleasant-spoken old

lady asked you to go with her to the theatre one Saturday afternoon."

Dorothy gasped.

"You very rightly declined. A few days ago a man ran after you just as

you had left the Tube train at Piccadilly Circus, saying that you had

left your umbrella."

"How funny that you should know!" cried Dorothy. "Such a number of

people have spoken to me lately. First it was men, and now it's always

women."

"Make no acquaintances at all, Miss West," said Colonel Walton.

"I'll remember," she said, nodding her head with decision.

"Well, Mr. Dene, I fear I mustn't take up any more of your time," said

Colonel Walton, rising, with that air of indolence which with him

invariably meant that something important was coming. "If you will not

allow us to be responsible for your own safety, we must at least

provide for that of Government servants."

"What's that?"

"We should not like anything to happen to Miss West."

To Colonel Walton's "Good-day" John Dene made no response, he seemed

unaware that he had left the room.

"Gee!" he muttered at length, then swinging round to Dorothy with a

suddenness that caused her to start, "You had better vamoose," he cried.

"Vam----" she began. "How do I do it?"

"Quit, clear out of here." He sprang from his chair and proceeded to

pace up and down the room.

"Does that mean that I'm discharged?" she enquired, smiling.

"You heard what he said. They're up to their funny work. They missed

us this time and got the rat and guinea-pig. They're always at it. I

don't make a fuss; but I know. There'll be a bomb in my bed one of

these nights. You'd better call a halt right here."

"Shall we get on with the letters, Mr. Dene?" said Dorothy quietly.

"Father was a soldier."

For a moment he looked at her with his keen penetrating eyes, then

swinging round to his table caught sight of the two dead rodents.

"Here, what the blazes does he want to leave these things here for," he

cried irritably and, seizing a ruler, he swept them into the

waste-paper basket.

For the rest of the day Dorothy was conscious that John Dene's heart

was not in his work. Several times, when happening to look up

unexpectedly, she found his eyes on her, and there was in them an

anxiety too obvious to be dissimulated. John Dene was clearly worried.

"It's an extraordinary thing," Sage remarked later that afternoon to

Colonel Walton, "that apparently no one has ever thought of encouraging

a taste for apple-tart in guinea-pigs."

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