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Miss T--f--n, No. 2, _Glanville-Street_.
Had love's fair goddess been so strong in charms,
Rash Diomede had dropt his vent'rous arms;
No shameful victory the Greek had won,
But had a thousand wounds receiv'd instead of
giving one.
This tit bit is not above sixteen, ra-
ther short; but pretty, having an excel-
lent complexion, with fine blue eyes,
light hair, and a very white, and regular
set of teeth. Altho' she has not been six
months upon the _Pave de Londres_, (hav-
ing received a complete education, has
learnt to dance, speak French, and play
upon the guittar; and has likewise been
initiated into all the mysteries of the
Cyprian school; having read _les Bejoux
Indiscrets_; the _Woman of Pleasure_; Ro-
chester's Poems;) she is _au fait de tout_.
Add to this, she has often viewed with
rapture all _Aretin's_ postures, and longed
for the practice, as well as the theory.
No wonder then that she should be in-
clined to give delight in every possible
attitude, and has no kind of objection to
yield, with becoming modesty, to take
a _coup_ a la _levrette_. She is at present in
keeping by a citizen, who has suffered
her
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her to assume his name, but is always
pleased when Mr. T. is not with her, to
accommodate any gentleman in her _pret-
ty apartment_ a whole night, for which
she expects two guineas.
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Miss Harriet B--r--n, No. 8, _Tavi-
stock-row_.
In framing thee, heav'n took unusual care,
And stampt thee fairest of the _Cretan_ fair.
There is something so very engaging
in the person of this lady, that those gen-
tlemen, who once visit her, seldom or
ever fail repeating it. In her deportment
she is free and open, without the least
tinge of affectation, in size rather below
mediocrity, fine dark hair, and bewitch-
ing black eyes; a complexion between
the fair and brunette: her features are
remarkably delicate, and, conjunctively
taken, fully verifies the Poet.
None can observe her features but approve,
There's grace with beauty, dignity with love.
Her breasts are finely proportioned, and
delicately moulded for love's tender attack,
and swell and recede the melting lan-
guage
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guage of the heart; the _grove beneath_,
delicately shaded by a _sable thicket_, is
fraught with all its proper sensibility,
and, well knowing the value of her charms,
she is not one that can be sported with,
not will she suffer any liberty beyond the
strictest bounds of decency to take place,
without the payment of one piece before
hand.
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Miss W--ll--ms, No. 3, _Glanville-
street_.
Firm breasts, white belly, and such thighs,
Gaze ghastly envy, and forget her size.
This lady's affable temper, and en-
gaging disposition, fully compensates
for her size, which is rather diminutive,
and the innumerable beauties of her face,
when put in competition with this defi-
ciency, ought entirely to efface the small-
est idea of it. From her youth we might
be led to imagine her deficient in the
practice of love, but we can assure our
readers he will meet but few in the _cy-
prian field_ that will shew better sport;
her hair is a beautiful glossy dark brown;
her eye brows finely arc'd, and of the
same
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same hue, which, contrasted by a pair of
beautiful cerulean eyes, and cheeks of
living roses and lilies, places her in the
rank of first rate beauties,
Her rising breasts two hillocks are of snow,
On which two little fragrant rose buds grow;
below which descends the smooth track
of a belly, which conveys to the mind an
idea of animated ivory, at the bottom
of which is display'd a lovely chesnut
fringe, terminated by a pouting _slash hole_,
which is far from being insensible to the
raptures of its _grisly antagonist_, and with
pleasure _opens_ its _mouth_ to receive his well
erected crest, who _enters_ with his accus-
tomed pride, but soon returns with _fal-
len head_, as if conscious of its presumption;
but the _mistress_ of this formidable _enemy_
is well acquainted with the means of re-
storing life to the _vanquished memmber_, but
only to make it more sensible of its ina-
bility. Mercenary views are far from
what she aims at; she can give and
receive a _luscious_ share of pleasures
of _copulation_; but beginning to know the
accustom'd ways of the baser sort of
men, and not being always confident of
the honour of her _paramour_, if he is a
stranger,
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stranger, she must receive her compli-
ment of half a guinea, or a guinea, ac-
cording to the length of the intended
visit, before she proceeds to any kind of
business.
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Miss Fanny H--nl--y, No 14, _King-
Street, Saint James's Square_.
Her every thought, and wishes, and desires,
Agree with yours, and burn with mutual fires.
This merry, little lively tit appears to
be about sixteen, and is never to be met
without a smile upon her countenance,
and a frisky song at her tongue's end;
she is very short, a brunette in com-
plexion, with a lustfully sparkling eye,
and jetty ringlets down her back. The sis-
ter hills, with their bewitching coral
pinnacles, are irresistibly firm, and speak
their silent language very forcibly to the
heart. The grove beneath, shading the
font of life, is drest in sable, and se-
cures the _internal mansion_ from any sud-
den _attack_. She is generally very expe-
ditious in dying, therefore we would ad-
vise her antagonist to push the warm con-
test
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est with agility, or it will not be a _dead_
heat; she is a very willing and amorous
bedfellow, never against repetition, and
such a good natured, and good tem-
per'd creature, that she seems to say to
every one,
With thee secur'd,--I'd smile at fortune's
frowns,
And all her threats defy,--nor court her
smiles.
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Miss Jenny K--b--rd, No. 33, _Nor-
thumberland-street, Strand_.
You gaulky steeple, you stalking stag,
Your husband must come from Brobdignag.
It is a pity that so noble a piece could
not be preserved solely for the use of his
Majesty's Grenadiers; she is more than
six foot; she is now about twenty-five,
possesses an elegance in her person, (we
wish we could pay the same compliment
to her actions) light hair and eyes, which
are continually lighted up by the all pow-
erful brandy bottle; as she excells in the
height of stature so is she the height of
good nature, for she never refuses any
gentleman
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gentleman her favors, that has any mo-
ney in his pocket; she is surely too the
height of vulgarity, for she will come
her _eyes and limbs_, with any lady from
Billingsgate, or Jack tar from Wapping;
but her greatest fault, and what makes
more disgusting her other imperfections,
is her violent attachment to drinking;
she generally contrives to pin her basket
completely by nine o'clock; then she
swears most abominably, and is as great
a proficient in barefaced indecency, as
Messalina of antient Rome. We there-
fore set her up as a beacon; in spite of
all, when she pleases, she can be a good
companion, and speaks the English lan-
guage remarkably well; she is never de-
nied to any one, except Mr. G. a watch-
maker, in the city, should be engaged
with her, he being her particular friend.
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Mrs. Charlotte F--ne, No. 41, _King
Street, Soho_.
To tell the beautie's of the place,
How weak is human tongue;
The noble fringes which it grace,
In golden ringlets hung.
Charlotte received a good education,
and was once far above the perambu-
lating
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lating class of nymphs, and might, per-
haps, have remained so, had not her
violent attachment to the curs'd buckle
and belt society, rendered her disgusting
in the eyes of all her friends; Mr.
G--bl--t, brother to a tallow chandler,
of Carnaby-Market, took particular no-
tice of her, and removed her once from
her hated crew, allowed her a tolerable
provision, and would have continued
her friend, had not her rage for the old
society made him forfeit his esteem. She
is now rather in the wane, having seen
at least twenty-eight summers, tall, and
very well proportioned; her complexion
is but indifferent, but, being a native of
Germany, is not to be wondered at; she
speaks French also, but we cannot get
her to confess she has been ten years on
the town, unless you pay her a _guinea fee_
for confessing.
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Mrs, W--tp--l, No. 2, _Poland-Street,
Oxford-Street_.
She smil'd, and gave a kiss might Jove disarm,
And from his hand the brandished thunder
charm.
If this good natured willing girl should
chance to be engaged herself, she will
with
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with the greatest pleasure provide her
gentleman with another companion;
she is a genteel woman, and a very
chearful companion, completely mis-
tress of the sport, and can _turn_ and
_twist_ in all the enchanting folds of love,
and press you to her breast,
In all the extatic raptures of a lover;
will enjoy, or seem to enjoy, every _high
toned_ sensation; will bend eagerly to
meet the _succulent shower_ of b1iss, and
repeat the amorous content as frequently
as you please, being first _convinced_ that
you will make her a guinea richer in the
morning.
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Mrs. Gr--ff--n , _near Union-Stairs,
Wapping_.
This is a comely woman, about forty,
and boasts she can give more pleasure
than a dozen raw girls. Indeed she has
acquired great experience, in the course
of twenty years study, in _natural philpsophy_,
in the university of Portsmouth, where
she was long the ornament of the back
of the point. She is perfectly mistress
of
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of all her actions, and can proceed re-
gularly from the dart of her tongue, and
the soft tickle of her hand, to the exta-
tic squeeze of her thighs; the enchanting
twine of her legs; the elaborate suction
of her lower lips, and the melting flood
of delight, with which she constantly
bedews the _mossy root_ of the tree of _life_,
and washes the testimonies of man-
hood; tho' past her meridian, she is
still agreeable; her eyes are black as
well as her hair, of which she has an
abundance both above and below, her
breasts are large but not flabby, and her
skin is fair. Five shillings is her price,
and she earns it with great industry: but
if her lover seems capable of prolonging
the _delicious banquet_, and is remarkably
well provided, she will abate _weight_ for
_inches_. Her chief and best customers
are sea officers, whom she particularly
likes, as they do not stay long at home,
and always return fraught with love and
presents.