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Miss W--ls--n, No 1, _Little-court,
Castle-street, Leicester fields_.
'
Nature for meat and drink provides a place,
And when receiv'd they fill their certain space;
Hence _thirst_ and _hunger_ may be satisfy'd,
But this repletion is to love deny'd.
This pretty piece of animation wants
not the aid of art to make her shine one
of the most conspicuous in the list of tra-
ding nymphs; altho' she cannot be called
very handsome, still she is a fine girl,
and nature has sufficiently furnish'd her
with those beauties the nicest hand of
art would only deface. Her want of
pride (which is in this age a very rare
perfection) sets off to superior advantage
every feature; her goodness of temper
and disposition acts as a security to her
most valuable acquaintance, and her just-
ness of principle gains her the esteem of
all who have the happiness of knowing
her. She is the daughter of a gentleman
who holds a considerable place under
government, has had a genteel education,
and seems quite untainted with the vices
of the town; her great attachment to Mr.
J----n, of the theatre, is a bar to her see-
ing much company; with them that has
the good fortune to sleep with her, will find
she
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she still enjoys the pleasure without the
least satiety; no licenc'd fair during the
honey moon can charm with more rapture,
or feel the poignant bliss with more ex-
tacy; every inviting motion is us'd, every
limb employ'd, to make the dying tran-
sports meet. Her own home is the place
where she in general sees her company, and
every visitor that passes the night in her
arms, she expects will make her two
guineas richer.
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Mrs. Eliza W--bst--r, No. 13, _John-
Street, Yottenham Court Road_.
Fancy itself, e'en in enjoyment, is
But a dumb judge, and cannot tell its bliss.
Mrs. W--bst--r is the daughter of a
gentleman, deceased, has received a good
education, which she improves by an
excellent natural understanding; her age
is twenty-one, her figure tall, and every
limb elegantly proportioned; she pos-
sesses an agreeable face, but we will not
flatter her by calling it a pretty one, be-
ing too thinly formed to constitute beau-
ty, and too much pitted with the small
pox to be stiled handsome; still she
commands
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commands a beautiful pair of dark eyes,
which give a most pleasing, amorous
expression to her whole countenance, and
makes her, tho' not a pretty, still a very
desirable girl; she possesses a lively and
entertaining manner, with an affable dis-
position, and refined, delicate sentiments,
which has lately been much been abused
by the brutality of her late keeper, Mr.
K--d, well known at Garraway's cof-
fee house, for the lowness of his birth,
and still greater meanness of his senti-
ments. He was some time since a corn-
factor, but has now relinquished that,
and nOw all his business, delight, and
employment, seems to be that of perse-
cuting Mrs. W----. In the course of
last summer he arrested her for the pal-
try sum a of twenty-five pounds, which,
from the natural consequences of not
paying immediately, amounted to sixty
pounds, and upwards. Indeed, could
the Whole conduct of this old r--l be
summed up, it would be impossible to
describe his cruelty to Mrs. W. which
proceeds merely from his resolution not
to live with a wretch, whose cruelty,
and her own disposition, obliges her to
despise. It is from such kind of usage
as this that has taught Mrs. W. prudence
and
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and discretion in all her engagements
with the men, nor will she ever admit a
visitor to take any liberties, without first
knowing the value he fits on her com-
pany; and from the appearance which
her present keeper enables her to make,
she expects to be something consider-
able.
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Mrs. Sp--nc--r, No. 35, _Newman-
Street, Oxford-Road_.
Wine whets the wit, improves its native force,
And gives a pleasant flavour to discourse.
This is fully verified in Mrs. S. who
is never so good a companion as when a
_little_ enlivened with the juice of the grape
but, always guided by prudence and dis-
cretion, she never goes so far as to render
herself the least unpleasant. Her figure
is tall, elegant and stately.
Her full orb'd chest lie open to the gale,
And teach the lily whiteness in the vale.
Her legs and feet are particularly neat
and clean; she sings a good song, is a
very good friend to mirth and good hu-
mour, and always steers clear of vulga-
rity.
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rity. She is now in her twentieth year,
possessed of every charm that encourag-
ing. age can boast, and but a very few
months has left Hampshire; we therefore
think two guineas bestowed upon her
cannot be regretted.
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Miss C--rb--t, No. 16, _Goodge-street_.
Panting she lay, and fetch'd long double sighs,
Whilst with thick mists pleasure had dimmed
her eyes.
Some girls have been debauched by
delusive arts, and under promises of mar-
riage, and others have commenced har-
lots through want, but neither of these
motives actuated this lady's principles;
it was mere lewdness that overpowered
all nature's works, and stamped the princi-
ples of conjunction and copulation at a
very early period: Ere twelve summers
had warmed her constitution, she learned
the use of different machines, and felt
the effects of friction as soon as she had
any genial fluid within her. Who first
stamped her virgin mould, we are at a
loss to tell, but from the luxuriance of
the
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the present soil, guess it was broke open
at an early period. She is a very luscious
looking piece, with dark eyes and hair, a
very good complexion, tall, and genteely
formed, with a charming slender leg, and
a pretty foot, which she never troubles
the gentlemen to stoop very low to have
a perfect view of. She is very good na-
tured, sings a good song, and is in bed a
charming companion, particularly at this
season of the year; for she is desirous of
having every part in contact the whole
night. In regard to price, she has one
fixed rule; she always measures a gentle-
man's _may-pole_ by a standard of _nine
inches_, and expects a guinea for every
inch it is short of full measure.
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Miss G--rd--ner, No. 47, _Union-street,
Oxford street_.
She thrust among the bushes her fair hand,
To draw the plant; and every plant she drew,
She shook the stalk, and brushed away the dew.
This lady's character answers exceed-
ingly well to her name, being exquisitely
well skilled in the art of _raising_ plants in
a _hot-bed_; this she practices on her own
_bottom_,
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_bottom_, but still wishes for a partner to be
concerned in the business. Her person is
pleasing, she has the roses in her cheeks,
encircled with beds of never fading lilys;
is as strait as a pine of two years growth,
though not quite so tall; her locks shine
like black maiden hair, and she is as full
of juice as a _ripe amber goose-berry_; she
takes a guinea to be _engrafted_ upon, and
is a very agreeable sprig of _hare-hound_.
She is much esteemed by the lovers of
_planting_, for having a beautiful show of
_navel-wort_, and her fondness for _rampions_
and _amber vitae_, she despises _fool-stones_,
_cuckow pintle_, _Jews ears_, or _birch_; but
particularly likes _Adam's Apple-tree_, _sensi-
tive plant_, _stich-wort_, _nutmegs_, and such
valuable productions. To all such she is
free, for her _lips_ opens her _lady's mantle_,
encloses them in her _convolvulus_, pours
down a whole volley of _seed_, and never
quits them whilst they have a _drop_ of _sap_.
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Miss Louisa M-ns-n, No. 12, _Wells-street_.
What various charms can M-ns-n boast,
By nature thus befriended;
Whose legs impart a charm when cross'd,
And charming when extended.
Observe her well, the oblique glance,
the lascivious look, the frequent heave of
the
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the breasts fully speak her inward feel-
ings; but can any of our readers account
for her immoderate fondness for sugar
plumbs? it must certainly be that that
induced, her to take the famous little
Jemmy B--tl--r into her train, the
_upper mouth_ he keeps constantly supplied
with its favourite food; but we fear
_Jemmy_ has not parts sufficient to supply
the _lower_ with a tenth part of _its_ neces-
sary food. She therefore solicits the
favours of the good natured public for
the necessary supplies to that inchanting
spot. She is of a good size, and every
limb well proportioned. Knowing the
beauty of her hand and arm, she takes
particular care they shall not pass un-
noticed for want of being seen; convinced
of the delicate proportion of her leg and
foot, she is very careful their covering
shall not discredit them, and has a
pleasing knack of keeping them con-
stantly exposed to sight; and being
taught by the eyes of her admirers the
influence her neck and breasts command,
she covers them with so thin a veil, that
the smallest blue branch is easily
covered; her eyes she cannot hide, nor
does she wish it; they are plain indications
of
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of nature's central spot, and beam with
all the fire of the _enchanting spot_. Two
guineas is her price, and should Jemmy
be there he must retire if she thinks fit.
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Mrs. Antr--b--s, No. 8, _Lisle-street,
Leicester-Fields_.
---------What woman, when
Her blood boils up, and wantons in her veins,
When her hot panting pulse beats to the joy;
What woman then would quench her generous
flame
in an inactive tedious husband's arms,
That fires and jades our expectation
In the first stretch of love; then duly falls
To his old trot, and drudges out the course?
Altho' we cannot assert that this lady
is actually married, we can with truth
venture to affirm there are many that
have entered the matrimonial circle,
that does not possess the same degree of
constancy for their husbands, as this
lady does for her generous keeper. He
is to be sure an Hibernian gentleman
and a captain, two powerful inducements,
or rather compellers, to her keeping
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within bounds; the first being generally
passionate and cruel when irritated, and
the profession of the latter is, we must
imagine, a powerful bar. But still she is
not impregnable, and where a gentle-
man (for that he must be) possesses the
proper means, there is not much doubt
of his success; flattery is a bait that few
females can withstand, let every word
and action be well cloathed in her
richest garb; this incense must be of-
fer'd at the shrine with pains, perseverance,
honour, secrecy, and liberality join-
ed with it, and when she is thoroughly
convinced that you possess all these re-
quisites, she will unfold her _haven_ of
delight, and put you in possession of
such charms that would not disgrace a
monarch's couch; her tell-tale lascivious
eye acts as a charming index to that un-
quenchable flame that fills the whole
frame, and swallows up the other senses;
she is rather short, but admirably well
made, and when once convinced of the
_honour_ and parts of her paramour, gives
such a loose to her unbounded appetite,
that very few of the Cyprian choir can
match her.