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Miss Betsy H--st--ng, No. 30, _Duke-
street, St. James's_.
Blest with such charms, the snowy heart could
move
Such melting beauties sovereign claims of love;
She sweetly smiles, unconscious of her pow'r,
And with her pleasing chat beguiles each hour.
It is an undoubted fact she, must
please, she must charm the heart, and
win the foul to exquisite delight; how
can it be otherwise! behold her eyes,
drinking their living moisture in cups of
the purest hazel, and holding converse
with the heart, in such a language, the
least meeting glance must immediately un-
derstand; behold her hair, glossy as the
pearly drops that gild the flow'ry field
when Phoebus first his eastern rays ex-
tends, and soft as turtles down; which,
when suffered to sport in nature's wanton
folds, hold all the graces in their sportive
curls; view next her teeth, as white as
the polish'd elephants, and beautiful as
white;
Cheeks from whence the roses seek their
bloom,
And lips from whence the zephyrs steal perfume
but all these charms united, fall very
short of her mental qualifications: her
lively
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lively wit charms the heart, and makes
her the desirable companion; her beha-
viour, Which in company never deviates
from the strict line of modesty, gains her
the truest merit: her apartments are very
genteel, and her dress corresponds with
her person. Her professional abilities
are not less to be priz'd than her other na-
tural gifts; her natural structure in those
parts is so well adapted, that it must
please; and every additional improvement
to enhance the coming pleasure our deli-
cate charmer is well acquainted with;
being now only nineteen she cannot, in
the least, have lost the keen edge of amo-
rous transport; neither are the essential
parts at all deprived of their magical
power; the liquid eye streams with the
maddening fire of youth, with all the
desires of unsatiated love; the panting
heave, accompanying the quick inter-
rupted sigh, speaks desire in its fullest
tone; and so mutually does she inter-
change the liquid store at the die-away
convulsive moment, that all her soul seems
centred in the blissful spot. She is tall,
and elegantly form'd in every limb;
Mr. Arch--r, the musician, is at present
her favourite man; him she will oblige
at any time, from every one else she
expects three guineas.
Miss
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Miss D--v--nsh--re, No. 9, _Queen
Anne Street East_
Fool! not to know that love endures no tie,
And Jove but laughs at lovers perjury.
This lady is a native of Devonshire,
and has only been _one_ of _us_ four months;
she is of a fine fair complexion, love
tinctured cerulean eyes, fine teeth, and
genteel good figure; a charming partner
in a dance, a eery good companion by
the fire side, and dearly loves an agreeable
friend and a chearful glass; many a
_man_ of war hath been her willing prisoner,
and paid a proper ransom; her port is
said to be well guarded by a light brown
_chevaux-de-freize_, and parted from _Bum-
bay_ by a very small pleasant isthmus.
The entry is rather straight; but when
once in, their is very good _riding_; and
when they have paid _port customs_, they
are suffered to slip out very easily, though
generally followed by a salute from _Crown-
point_, which hastens their departure by
causing the floodgates to open com-
modiously. She is so brave, that she is
ever ready for an engagement; cares not
how soon she comes to _close quarters_, and
loves to fight _yard arm_ and _yard arm_, and
be
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be briskly _boarded_; she is best pleased
when her opponent is _well armed_, and
Would despise any warrior, who had not
_two_ stout _balls_ to block up her _covered
way_, and did not carry metal enough to
leave _two pounds_ behind him.
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Mrs. N--t--n, No. 12, _Suffolk-street,
Cavendish-Square_.
The blooming looks of spring, and lovely red
As opening roses, on her cheeks are spread;
Her eyes that sparkle like the stars above,
Appear the armory and throne of love,
Whilst thousands of alluring graces Wait,
And mingling charms form love's triumphant
state.
This lady is tolerably handsome, with
a fine dark durable complexion, fine
hazel eyes and good teeth, which, by a
perpetual smile, or rather grin, she has
acquired a very convenient knack of
shewing; she is tall, and the goodness of
her temper and disposition render her a
very agreeable companion and makes
her at present much sought after. We
hear the first toast she drinks every day is
to
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to the health of Mr. N----, a gentle-
man of the law, whose name she has
taken the liberty of substituting for her
own; she has not yet been a year on the
town, yet has done great execution
amongst the tender hearts of the men of
the _ton_, many of which she has kindled
into a flame. She is as fond of variety
as any _baronet_'s lady, and will display her
naked beauties to any curious observer,
without giving them the trouble to
mount On any other _man's shoulder_ to take
a peep at them. She is very tall, and
the _pit_ in her black heath is said to have
a considerable profundity, and has baff-
led the art of many a gauger to take it
precisely with the best dipping rules; yet
though the attempt has been unsuccessful,
it hath not been undelightful, for the
passage being straight much pleasure has
been derived by the _gauger_, during which
pleasing pastime
A gentle warmth invades her glowing breast,
And while she fondly gazes on thy face,
Ev'n thought is lost in exquisite delights;
and she is so generous, that as she knows
the hours of love are but short, she always
fills up every moment of them with rap-
ture. She well knows how to wind the
_clock_
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_clock_ of nature up to the _highest pitch_, and
make the _human pendulum_ vibrate to ex-
tasy; nay, she can so well fill up what
the Poet calls the _dull pause of joy_, that its
duration is scarce perceiv'd, and she beats
an almost instantaneous alarm to blissful
repetition.
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Miss Br--wn, No 5, _Glanville-Street,
Rathbone Place_.
---------------Sacrifice to her
The precious hours, nor grudge with such a
mate
The summer's day to toy or winter's night.
Now clasp with dying fondness in your arms
Her yielding waist, now on her swelling breast
Recline your cheek, with eager kises press
Her balmy lips, and drinking from her eyes
Resistless love, the tender flame confess
Ineffable, but by the murmuring voice
Of genuine joy.
This lively girl is a native of Somerset-
shire, and being thought by her good
parents the rose of the garden, received
an education perhaps beyond what their
circumstances would then admit of, and
pride
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pride with innocence danced hand in
hand. From a great desire of becoming
well acquainted with the world she was
apprenticed to a millener of the same
place,
Whose parent _hand_ the first _ideas_ form'd.
Scarce fifteen ripening autumns had
arrived, e'er she felt the divine influence
nature began to inspire her with; the
little fluid nipples till now unnoticed and
almost unseen, began to strut in all the
elegance of infant prime; the heart
began to feel their sovereign power, and
modest nature painted the budding blush
in the centre; nature's sink began no
longer to be thought as such, since now
another fluid passed the narrow bounds,
and instilled, by power instinctive, fresh
feeling into the whole channel, and
every thought and every action seemed
founded on those feelings. It is now
about ten months since she arrived, and
enlisted in the Cyprian choir; she possesses
a delicate fair complexion, with lively
blue eyes, a pretty mouth, and is well
embellished with two rows of polished
ivory; we cannot pretend to stile her a
beauty, but her lively and chearful
disposition, and her accomplishments
under
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under _cover_ in great measure compensate
for the deficiency in her person, and make
one pound one a trifle for a whole night's
possession.
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Miss Ch--ld, No. 3, _Charles-Street,
Goodge-Street_.
To arms, to arms, the Cyprian Queen
Here braves the god of War,
And tho' on back, not backward seen
To take his wond'rous spear,
And melt it in her _clasping fold_,
The fold of rapturous burning bliss,
'Till quite o'erspent in nature's _mould_,
Then darts fresh vigor with a kiss.
If a first rate smart little buck would
wish for a mould to cast light infantry
men in, we would strongly recommend
him to Miss Ch--ld. She has a noble
martial disposition, and would sooner die
than be out rivalled; but independant of
that occurrence in her professional line,
her temper and disposition are good, and
her abilities between the sheets are not
easily equalled, excelled they cannot be;
she
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she possesses a pair of love speaking ceru-
lean eyes, and a bosom as rich with love's
choicest graces as luxuriant fancy can
paint, and filled with the most irresistable
firmness, whose panting redundancy soon
invite the amorous encounter, and calls
into action the till now _hidden friend_,
whose swelling pride and impertinence
will no longer suffer the curtain to remain
drawn. She may, perhaps, at first attempt
to chide, but bolt the door, and then all
chiding ceases; an experienced sofa
then lends its aid; her turning limbs en-
hance the _coming pleasure_, and sighing
kisses crown the _golden minute_; her fair
complexion charms the heart; her wic-
ked blue eyes enchant the soul; her well
made form tempts the touch; her lovely
voice charms the ear, and her glossy flaxen
hair is worth a guinea an hour to look at.
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Miss T--wnsd--n, No. 23, _Russel street,
Covent Garden_.
Give me but thee, I'd make a heaven of earth,
Each night should give to new born pleasure
birth;
The sun of _joy_ should point continual _noon_,
And e'er an age of Noah, pass too soon.
Thus sung prince ------, when he
first became bewitched with the dancing
and
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and singing of this sprightly piece, and
in consequence placed her in a genteel
lodgings, and for some time was, we be-
lieve, her sole enjoyer; but with all his be-
witching power, his show of arms, his
awful countenance; his martial figure,
and his warlike voice, could not confine
this amorous virago within the bands of
constancy, on which account it is in ge-
neral believed he left her, and now she
trades the independant woman. Her
beautiful complexion and her fine blue
eyes open such a field for love, that whilst
they retain their present lustre, she cannot
be without admirers. Her shape is ele-
gant, her stature tall and genteel, and
taking her every feature conjunctively, we
may say with the poet
Here youth and beauty, dancing in her hand,
Perform their mystic round of amorous joy.
She is now in her eighteenth year, and has
only been engaged in our business ten
months, and tho' she cannot be stiled an
epicure, she is most undoubtedly a glut-
ton, being particularly partial to that meal
where _four haunches_ are served up at once:
in her company they are sure to be dress'd
in taste, for she always chuses to _spit_ them
herself; and always has the greatest
share
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share in _preparing_ the _sauce_; her price for
turning _cook_ is at least three guineas.
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Miss Fr--s--r, _Charlotte street, Rathbone
Place_.
Not less her blandishments than beauty move
At once both giving and confessing love.
This lady is about twenty-five, very
short, with dark hair and black eyes;
and was it not for her nose, which is quite
of the pug cast, we might stile her a com-
pleat black beauty; her _toute ensemble_
is very agreeable, and her blandishments
make her a desirable companion, as she
dresses in the height of the _ton_, sports an
elegant _rattler_, and at present figures a-
way in the first line. She has got a smat-
tering of the French and Italian (from
which last place she is lately come over,)
where we are told a prince of the blood
took particular notice of her, and learnt
her musick and dancing; it is about ten
months since we have been able to pre-
sent her to our readers, and if you sleep
a night with her, not less than half the
number of guineas will satisfy.