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Mis N--ble, No. 10, _Plough Court,
Fetter Lane_.
She darted a sweet kiss,
The wanton prelude to a farther bliss;
Such as might kindle frozen appetite,
And fire e'en wasted nature with delight.
She is really a fine girl, with a lovely
fair complexion, a most engaging be-
haviour and affable disposition. She
has a most consummate skill in reviving
the dead; for as she loves nothing but
active life, she is happy when she can
restore it: and her tongue has a double
charm, both when speaking and when
silent; for the tip of it, _properly applied_,
can talk eloquently to the heart, whilst
no sound pervades the ear and send such
feelings to the central spot, that imme-
diately demands the more noble weapon
to _close_ the _melting scene_.
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Miss Sophia M--rt--n, No. 11, _Ste-
_phen Street, Rathbone Place_.
Oh! the transporting joy!
Impetuous flood of long-expected rap-
ture, she is a charming black beauty;
her vivid eyes, speak the liveliness of her
disposition,
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disposition, and the joy she conceives in
the hour of bliss. As yet she hath not ap-
proached the verge of satiety; she is not
so hackneyed in the ways of man as to be
merely passive, she enjoys the pleasure,
and though she is very fond of a _noun
substantive_ that can _stand_ by itself, yet she
loves to make it _fall_, and indeed the
stoutest man cannot _stand_ long before
her; many a _fine weapon_ she has made
a _mere hanger_ and the most stubborn steel
hath melted in her _sheath_; yet no one
complains, but rather rejoices at the de-
bility she produces, and wishes for repe-
tition which she enjoys with a _gou_ peculiar
to herself, and is possessed of every _amo-
rous_ means to produce it, as she is of
every luscious one to destroy it.--To be
met with at any of the genteel houses
about St. James's.
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Miss W--d, at a Hair-dressers, _Wind-
mill Street, Tottenham Court Road_.
-------Fair
As May morning rising from the east,
Or day dismounting from the golden west.
This young charmer is of the middle
size, and the resplendent black of her
lively
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lively eyes is finely contrasted by the
fairness of her complexion and lightness
of her hair: her teeth are good, and her
temper complying. She is really a delici-
ous piece, and her _terra incognita_ is so
very agreeable to every traveller therein,
that it hath ceas'd to deserve that name,
and is become a well known and much
frequented country; freely _taking in_ the
stranger, _raising_ up them that _fall_,
making the _crooked straight_, and although
she does not pretend to restore sight to
the blind, she'll place him in such a direc-
tion that he cannot mistake the way; and
for one guinea will engage he returns the
same way back without any direction at
all.
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Miss Fanny C--ortn--y, _at_ Mrs. Woods,
_Lisle Street, Leicester Fields_.
My heart's so full of joy,
That I could do some wild extravagance
Of love in public, and the foolish world,
That knows not tenderness, might think
me mad.
This lady is fair, of a good size, very
chatty, fond of obliging, and far from
being mercenary: the more agreeable
her
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her man, the less of money she expects
or demands. It is true, she has other
customers that make up for what she
may loose by her attachments to plea-
sure; so that between the one and the
other, she is very well off, and we pro-
phesy will be long in vogue; we have
known her only six months, and have
reason to think very few has known her
longer.
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Miss R--fs, at Mrs. Wanpoles, No. 1,
_Poland-Street_.
Soft, as when the wooing dove,
Woo's his mate in vernal bowr's,
Is this purest child of love,
When she her _choicest treasure pours_.
Here youth and beauty are combined,
and unadorned by education or art; what
she _feels_ in the _amorous encounter_ cannot
be feigned. Her natural simplicity is
yet so unstained, and her knowledge of
the world so very little, that it is almost
impossible for her to dissemble; her
hair, eye-brows and eyes, are of the
deepest black; her complexion of the
roses red, and her neck and breasts of
the
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the purest white; her limbs are nobly
formed, every joint possessing the most
enchanting flexibility, which she mana-
ges with uncommon dexterity, and her
_Venus Mount_ is so _nobly fortified_, that she
has no occasion to dread the _fiercest at-
tack_, nor does she: and although she is
obliged to make sudden _retreats_, her _ad-
vances_ follow so very brisk, and are so
effectual, that
Whene'er she quits the field,
Waits _vice_ on her _lovely shield_.
but we must advise our lovers of the sport
to keep her pleased, as her temper, a
little different from _another part_, is not
to be sported with.
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Mifs S---ms, No. 82, _Queen Ann's-Street
East_.
Like some fair flower, whose leaves all co-
lours yield,
And opening, is with rarest odours fill'd;
As lofty pines o'ertop the lowly reed,
So does her graceful height most nymphs ex-
ceed.
Miss S--ms is fair and tall, and if
well paired, would be a very proper
mould
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mould to cast grenadiers in; she is about
twenty, and though rather above the
common heighth, is not ungraceful nor
awkward. She knows her value, and
will seldom accept of less than two
guineas, which indeed, are well be-
stowed. It is remarkable, that her lovers
are most commonly of a diminutive size.
The vanity of surmounting such a fine
tall woman, is, doubtless, an incentive to
many, to so unmatch themselves, that
they are content to be like a sweet-bread
on a breast of veal. Yet, notwithstand-
ing her size, we hear her _low countries_
are far from being capacious, but like a
well made boot, is drawn on the _leg_ with
some difficulty, and _fits so close_, as to give
great pleasure to the wearer; it is about
two years since her _boot_ has been ac-
customed to wear legs in it, and though
often _soaled_, (sold) yet never wears out.
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Miss B--lt--n, No. 14, _Lisle-Street,
Leicester Fields_.
Why should they e'er give me pain,
Who to give me joy disdain;
All I ask of mortal man,
Is to---------me whilst he can.
These four lines were not more appli-
cable to Miss C--tl--y, than to this pre-
sent
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sent reigning lover of the sport; she is
rather above mediocrity in height and
size, with fine dark hair, and a pair of
bewitching hazel eyes; very agreeable
and loving, but she is not so unreasonable
as to expect constancy; it is a weak un-
profitable quality in a woman, and if she
can persuade her husband or keeper that
she has it, it is just the same as though
she really possessed it. Miss B--lt--n
is conscious she loves variety, as it con-
duces both to her pleasure and interest;
and she gives each of her gallants the
same liberty of conscience, therefore she
never lessens the fill of joy, by any real
or affected freaks of jealousy; when her
lovers come to her, they are welcome,
and they are equally so when they fly to
another's arms. Indeed, when they do
so, it is generally to her advantage, as
she finds they return to her with re-
doubled ardour, and her charms are in
general more dear, from a comparison
with others; and although her age is
bordering upon twenty-four, and she has
been a traveller in our path four years,
her desires are not the least abated, nor
does she set less value on herself.