NO. IV.--SIGNS AND WONDERS.

I sat on the beach one forenoon in midsummer. A great number of people

were doing much the same. The rhapsodists and orators, the blameless

Ethiopians with their barbaric instruments of music, the itinerant

magicians with their wands, the statuesque groups posed before the

tripod of the photographer, the snow-white sea-chariots with crimson

wheels, the bare-legged riders on antique steeds, made me fancy I was

gazing at a scene of Southern Hellenic life. Why I know not--for it

was not in the least like.

Then I saw an enormous black hand stretch down over the fjord. I was

not alarmed, for I am becoming accustomed to apparitions of this kind.

It set weird signs and black marks upon the railings of the jetty, and

on the white sides of the bathing machines, and on the sails of

the fishing-boats, and when I turned about, the parade itself was

plastered with tablets.

And on all things had the New Lawgiver incised in letters of gold

and azure and purple upon shining tables the new commandments:

"Use Skäuerskjin's Soap!"; "Try Tommeliden Tonic!"; "Buy Boömpvig's

Pills!"; "Ask for Baldersen's Hairwash!"

And I heard the voice of the wild waves saying, as they lapped up over

the cheap sandshoes and saturated paper bags full of gingerbread nuts:

"This is the new moral law. That men should cherish the outside and

insides of their bodies, and keep them clean, like precious vessels of

brass and copper. Rather to let the picturesque perish than forget for

a moment which is the best soap for the complexion, and which will not

wash clothes. Never to see a ship spreading her canvas like a sea

bird without associations of a Purifying Saline Draught or a Relishing

Pickle. To ask and see that ye procure!"

Then I looked into the heavens above me, and behold, high above the

esplanade hung a hand, enormous as the one that had set its marks

on everything below, but white, white; and it held a brush and wrote

until the sky was full of signs, and they had form and colour, but not

of this world, and those who ran could read them.

And I bought a shell-box and a bath bun, and closed my eyes, and

lay musing in an agony of soul. Suddenly I felt the pain snap,

and something grow in me, and I saw in my soul's dawning the great

half-opened shell of a strange oyster.

And this oyster has its bed on my very heart, and it is _my_ salt

tears that nourish it, and it grows _inside_, invisible to all but me.

But I know that, when the oyster opens, I shall find within its shell,

like a gleaming dove-coloured pearl, the great Panacea of the To Be;

and, if you ask me to explain my meaning more fully, I reply that the

bearings of this blind allegory lie in the application thereof, and

that ye are a blow-fly brood of dull-witted hucksters.

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