XV: TIBET

In moments of complete despair, when it seems that all is for the worst

in the worst of all possible worlds, it is cheering to discover that

there are places where stupidity reigns even more despotically than in

Western Europe, where civilization is based on principles even more

fantastically unreasonable. Recent experience has shown me that the

depression into which the Peace, Mr. Churchill, the state of

contemporary literature, have conspired to plunge the mind, can be

sensibly relieved by a study, even superficial, of the manners and

customs of Tibet. The spectacle of an ancient and elaborate civilization

of which almost no detail is not entirely idiotic is in the highest

degree comforting and refreshing. It fills us with hopes of the ultimate

success of our own civilization; it restores our wavering

self-satisfaction in being citizens of industrialized Europe. Compared

with Tibet, we are prodigious. Let us cherish the comparison.

My informant about Tibetan civilization is a certain Japanese monk of

the name of Kawaguchi, who spent three years in Tibet at the beginning

of the present century. His account of the experience has been

translated into English, and published, with the title _Three Years in

Tibet_, by the Theosophical Society. It is one of the great travel books

of the world, and, so far as I am aware, the most interesting book on

Tibet that exists. Kawaguchi enjoyed opportunities in Tibet which no

European traveller could possibly have had. He attended the University

of Lhasa, he enjoyed the acquaintance of the Dalai Lama himself, he was

intimate with one of the four Ministers of Finance, he was the friend of

lama and layman, of all sorts and conditions of Tibetans, from the

highest class to the lowest—the despicable caste of smiths and butchers.

He knew his Tibet intimately; for those three years, indeed, he was for

all practical purposes a Tibetan. This is something which no European

explorer can claim, and it is this which gives Kawaguchi’s book its

unique interest.

The Japanese, like people of every other nationality except the Chinese,

are not permitted to enter Tibet. Mr. Kawaguchi did not allow this to

stand in the way of his pious mission—for his purpose in visiting Tibet

was to investigate the Buddhist writings and traditions of the place. He

made his way to India, and in a long stay at Darjeeling familiarized

himself with the Tibetan language. He then set out to walk across the

Himalayas. Not daring to affront the strictly guarded gates which bar

the direct route to Lhasa, he penetrated Tibet at its southwestern

corner, underwent prodigious hardships in an uninhabited desert eighteen

thousand feet above sea-level, visited the holy lake of Manosarovara,

and finally, after astonishing adventures, arrived in Lhasa. Here he

lived for nearly three years, passing himself off as a Chinaman. At the

end of that time his secret leaked out, and he was obliged to accelerate

his departure for India. So much for Kawaguchi himself, though I should

have liked to say more of him; for a more charming and sympathetic

character never revealed himself in a book.

Tibet is so full of fantastic low comedy that one hardly knows where to

begin a catalogue of its absurdities. Shall we start with the Tibetans’

highly organized service of trained nurses, whose sole duty it is to

prevent their patients from going to sleep? or with the Dalai Lama’s

chief source of income—the sale of pills made of dung, at, literally, a

guinea a box? or with the Tibetan custom of never washing from the

moment of birth, when, however, they are plentifully anointed with

melted butter, to the moment of death? And then there is the University

of Lhasa, which an eminent Cambridge philosopher has compared with the

University of Oxford—somewhat unjustly, perhaps; but let that pass. At

the University of Lhasa the student is instructed in logic and

philosophy; every year of his stay he has to learn by heart from one to

five or six hundred pages of holy texts. He is also taught mathematics,

but in Tibet this art is not carried farther than subtraction. It takes

twenty years to get a degree at the University of Lhasa—twenty years,

and then most of the candidates are ploughed. To obtain a superior Ph.D.

degree, entitling one to become a really holy and eminent lama, forty

years of application to study and to virtue are required. But it is

useless to try to make a catalogue of the delights of Tibet. There are

too many of them for mention in this small space. One can do no more

than glance at a few of the brighter spots in the system.

There is much to be said for the Tibetan system of taxation. The

Government requires a considerable revenue; for enormous sums have to be

spent in keeping perpetually burning in the principal Buddhist cathedral

of Lhasa an innumerable army of lamps, which may not be fed with

anything cheaper than clarified yak butter. This is the heaviest item of

expenditure. But a great deal of money also goes to supporting the

Tibetan clergy, who must number at least a sixth of the total

population. The money is raised by a poll tax, paid in kind, the amount

of which, fixed by ancient tradition, may, theoretically, never be

altered. Theoretically only; for the Tibetan Government employs in the

collection of taxes no fewer than twenty different standards of weight

and thirty-six different standards of measure. The pound may weigh

anything from half to a pound and a half; and the same with the units of

measure. It is thus possible to calculate with extraordinary nicety,

according to the standard of weight and measure in which your tax is

assessed, where precisely you stand in the Government’s favour. If you

are a notoriously bad character, or even if you are innocent, but live

in a bad district, your tax will have to be paid in measures of the

largest size. If you are virtuous, or, better, if you are rich, of good

family and _bien pensant_, then you will pay by weights which are only

half the nominal weight. For those whom the Government neither hates nor

loves, but regards with more or less contempt or tolerance, there are

the thirty-four intervening degrees.

Kawaguchi’s final judgment of the Tibetans, after three years’ intimate

acquaintance with them, is not a flattering one:

The Tibetans are characterized by four serious defects, these being:

filthiness, superstition, unnatural customs (such as polyandry), and

unnatural art. I should be sorely perplexed if I were asked to name

their redeeming points; but if I had to do so, I should mention first

of all the fine climate in the vicinity of Lhasa and Shigatze, their

sonorous and refreshing voices in reading the Text, the animated style

of their catechisms, and their ancient art.

Certainly a bad lot of vices; but then the Tibetan virtues are not

lightly to be set aside. We English possess none of them: our climate is

abominable, our method of reading the holy texts is painful in the

extreme, our catechisms, at least in my young days, were far from

animated, and our ancient art is very indifferent stuff. But still, in

spite of these defects, in spite of Mr. Churchill and the state of

contemporary literature, we can still look at the Tibetans and feel

reassured.

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