ARMISTICE-TIME ECONOMY.

"The Consecrating Officers were elected Honorary Members of the

Lodge and were presented with a souvenir in the form of a solid

silver cigar ash-tray, made from the lead used in the production

of shrapnel bullets."

_Freemason's Chronicle_.

* * * * *

"Several persons dropped to the pavement, several dripping with

blood. One man had his head partially opened, and he lay writing

on the ground."--_Provincial Paper_.

If the poor fellow was, as we presume, a reporter, we cannot too much

applaud his devotion to duty.

* * * * *

[Illustration: NEWS FROM THE SHIRES.

_Customer_. "WELL, JARVIS, WHAT'S THE LATEST?"

_Farrier_. "I HEAR AS HOW THAT ADMIRAL BEATTY IS LIKELY TO BECOME A

PUBLIC MAN."

_Customer_. "HOW DO YOU MEAN?"

_Farrier_. "WHY, I HEAR SOME TALK OF HIM BEING MASTER OF THE QUORN."]

* * * * *

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, February 12, 1919 · 第 25 / 50 题