KITCHEN OPINIONS.

The cry was so peculiar, and impressed its hearers so painfully, that

they stood looking at each other, Gertrude with blanched cheeks, and

Mrs Hampton, who had not outgrown the superstitious dread common to

most natures suffering from a nervous tremor that she had not felt for

years.

She was the first to speak with assumed cheerfulness.

"Why, it's that dog," she said. "I declare for the moment it quite

startled me?"

"Yes," said Gertrude, with her voice sounding husky and strange, "it was

the dog."

But neither moved to do what was most natural under the circumstances:

to go and pat and pacify the poor animal, neither did they discuss the

possibility of how it was injured, but stood listening for its next cry,

and both started violently as the door was opened and Mrs Denton, white

and trembling, hurried into the room.

"Did--did you hear that, Miss Gertrude?" she said in an awe-stricken

whisper.

"Do you mean poor Bruno's howl?"

"Yes, miss," said the old woman in the same low tone of voice.

"The poor thing is in pain, I suppose."

"No, miss, it isn't that," said Denton slowly. "If he was hurt, he

would yelp sharply. He has got something on his mind."

"Don't be such a ridiculous old woman, Denton!" cried Mrs Hampton

impatiently, to cover her own dread. "Dogs have no minds. They howl

sometimes because it's their nature to."

"Yes, ma'am," said the old housekeeper respectfully, but speaking in a

very slow, impressive tone; "because it is their nature to howl when

they know there's death on the way."

"Gertrude, my dear, for goodness' sake don't you be superstitious. It's

absurd. It is what you have just heard--an old woman's tale. Why, if

dogs howled because there was death about, they'd pass their days doing

nothing else, and wouldn't have time even to wag their tails."

"Denton, you are old enough to know better."

"Yes, ma'am, I'm seventy years and three months old, and I suppose I

ought to know better, but I don't."

"There is nothing to mind, Denton," said Gertrude gently. "Poor Bruno

quite startled me for the moment, but he has settled down now, and--"

She stopped short, for the dog again uttered the same long, low howl--a

cry which sounded more impressive than the one they had heard before.

Gertrude's face looked ghastly, and for a moment she reeled and caught

at Mrs Hampton's trembling hand, while the old housekeeper sank upon

her knees and buried her face in her apron.

Gertrude was the first to recover her presence of mind.

"How childish!" she said, as she crossed to the old woman where she

knelt. "Denton, dear, don't think so seriously of such a trifle. There

is no truth in these old superstitious ideas."

"No truth, my dear?" said the old woman, taking and kissing the hand

laid upon her shoulder. "Was there no truth in my shutting poor Bruno

up in the shed, and his getting out by tearing his way under the side,

and howling in the garden the night poor dear master died? I know what

you will both say to me, that I am a silly old woman; but I have seen

and heard strange things in my time, and I hope, with all my heart, that

this is not a sign of ill having come to some one we know, whether it's

to young master or Mr Saul. But, mark my words, we shall hear

something terrible, and before long."

"Yes, we shall all hear bad news, Denton, if we live long enough," said

Mrs Hampton, who was quite herself again. "Let's go and see how your

patient is, Gertrude, my dear."

She crossed to the door, and Gertrude followed her quickly, leaving the

old housekeeper hesitating as to whether to go or stay, and ending by

slowly following the others into the hall.

Bruno had not moved from where he had been left, but lay with his head

between his paws, and eyes closed, apparently asleep, till Gertrude

stood over him, when he half opened his eyes and looked up at her.

"Poor old dog, then!" she said gently, as she went down on one knee and

softly stroked his neck.

The dog closed his eyes and responded to her caress by giving a few raps

upon the floor with his tail, after which he lay perfectly still, as if

asleep.

"I wonder how he was hurt," said Gertrude gently.

"Some brute must have struck him, and he ought to be punished."

"Bruno would not hurt anyone except those he hates," said Mrs Denton

slowly, as she came and stood close by them.

"Poor thing!" said Mrs Hampton. "Well, we can do no more. He will

soon get better. Come, Gertrude."

The girl was giving the dog a final pat on the neck, when it suddenly

raised its head, opened its eyes wildly and stared right away, uttering

a long, low howl, ending in a mournful whine.

"Really," exclaimed Mrs Hampton, "he must not do that or you must have

him moved, Gertrude."

The dog seemed to sink into an uneasy sleep, and Gertrude followed Mrs

Hampton into the drawing-room.

"Ought we to take any steps about George?" said Gertrude, after a pause;

"to find out whether he has gone with Saul Harrington?"

"No, my dear, certainly not. He has a perfect right to do as he

pleases. He will, as I said before, no doubt write."

Gertrude was silent, and crossed to a writing-table to busy herself over

sundry domestic accounts, while Mrs Hampton took out her knitting and

glanced at her from time to time, as her needles clicked and flashed in

their rapid plying.

"And a good thing if he has gone," she said to herself. "If I could do

as I liked, he'd have his money and go to Jericho or any other place, so

long as he did not come and worry her."

By this time Gertrude's attention was taken up by her accounts, and her

countenance looked comparatively calm and peaceful.

"Love him?" said Mrs Hampton. "She does not even like him, only fights

hard to do what she has been told."

The day passed quietly enough in the drawing-room, but the sudden

departure of the owner of The Mynns formed a topic of conversation among

the servants. John Season, the gardener, came in for what he called

"just a snack" about twelve o'clock, the said snack being termed lunch;

but as John, a dry-looking gentleman with a countenance like a piece of

ruddy bark, did not dine at quality hours, the snack served as dinner

and saved him from going home, beside being an economy, as cook was not

particular about his making a sandwich to wrap in his red cotton

pocket-handkerchief "again he felt a bit peckish." Not that he ever did

feel a bit peckish after the hearty snack, for his sandwich was pecked

by the four young Seasons at home.

John's making of that sandwich was artistic and exact, for the slices of

cold beef were always fitted on to the bottom slice of bread with the

regularity to be expected of a man who kept a garden tidy. The top

slice, as if from absence of mind, was also covered with slices to the

same degree of exactness, and then after a liberal sprinkling of the

sanitary salt, and spreading of the mordant mustard, these two slices

were placed close together at the cut edge.

Now, to some unpractised hands a difficulty would here have arisen--how

to get those two slices together without letting the beef get out of

place.

But John Season was not unpractised.

Some people would have solved the problem by cutting two more slices of

bread, and clapping them on the top. But that would have looked

grasping. John was allowed by cook to cut himself a sandwich. That

would have looked like cutting two sandwiches. True, there was the beef

for two sandwiches there; but then it did not appear to be so to the

casual observer, and as bread was fairly plentiful at home, while beef

was not, John got over the difficulty in a way which salved his

conscience and the cook's.

On this particular morning, John had been very busy eating, with his

mouth so full that he did not care to talk. The beef was sirloin, and

the prime thick, streaked, juicy undercut, with its marrowy fat, had

been untouched. The knife was sharp, and John had eaten and carved his

sandwich till he had laid down the keen blade with a sigh, gazing at his

work, and then at the glass of beer freshly drawn for his use.

"Yes?" he said to the cook and housemaid, to take up a thread of

conversation which had been lying untouched for twenty minutes; "he came

home with his head queer, did he?"

"Yes, and bleeding," said the housemaid. "I dunno where he'd been."

"I do," said John, altering the position of one of his beef-laden

slices, so that it should be exactly parallel with the other, and one

inch away.

"You do, John?" said the cook, with her eyes wide open.

"Yes. Under the laurels half asleep. I see him."

"But he hadn't been out?" said the housemaid.

"Not he."

"Then how did he get that cut on the head?" said the housemaid.

"I know," cried cook triumphantly.

"How?"

"Climbing the wall after a cat, and then he tumbled off on to the

bricks."

"Oh!" ejaculated the housemaid, snatching at the explanation.

"Wrong," said John Season, untying and retying his blue serge apron, as

a necessity after his hearty meal.

"Then, pray how was it, Mr Clever?" said cook.

"He'd been interfering with master in the dark. Didn't know him, I

s'pose; and master give him a polt with a stick."

"Oh!" ejaculated the housemaid.

"But why should he interfere with master?" said cook, who felt annoyed

at her solution being so ruthlessly set aside.

"Because he was a good dog," said John, taking a sip from his glass, and

moving his chair a little, as he thought, with a sigh, about the big

piece of lawn he had to sweep in the hot sun.

"A good dog to fly at his master!" exclaimed cook, rolling her arms in

her apron.

"He's only a new master that he don't know well, and don't much like,"

said John sententiously; "and he sees him coming out of the window in

the middle of the night."

"Oh!" ejaculated the housemaid again.

"`Burglars!' says Bruno. If you remember, his bark always sounds like

saying burglars."

"Yes; I've always noticed that," said the housemaid, emphasising the

last word.

"Fiddle!" said cook contemptuously.

"Ah, you may say fiddle," said John, taking out his red handkerchief,

and slowly spreading it upon his knees, "but that's it. Sees him coming

down from the stairkiss window, and goes at him; master gives him one on

the head, and Bruno feels sick, and goes and lies down among the

laurels."

"And who says master went out of the stairkiss window," said cook with a

snort, "when there's a front door to the house as well as a back?"

"I did, my dear, and you needn't be cross."

"Enough to make any one cross to hear folks talk rubbidge. Pray, how do

you know he went out that way?"

"Ah!" exclaimed the housemaid, as much as to say "that's a poser."

"Because I had to take the rake and smooth out the footmarks, as was a

eyesore to a gardener who takes a pride in his place," said John with a

satisfied smile.

"You did, John?" said cook, giving way directly, and lowering her voice

as she drew nearer the speaker, and poured him out another glass of ale.

"Thankye, my dear. Yes; same as I've done before."

"But why should he get out of the window on the sly like that?"

"Larks!" said John Season, giving one eye a peculiar cock. "Why do

young men get out of other windows o' nights, eh?"

"Well, of all!" exclaimed the housemaid.

"Then he ought to be ashamed of himself," exclaimed cook; "and for two

pins I'd go and tell Miss Gertrude myself."

No one offered the two pins, and as the reward was not forthcoming, cook

seemed to consider her proposition off.

"It's no business of our'n, cook," said John Season, slowly extending

his hands on either side of the waiting sandwich; then with one sudden

and dexterous movement he shut it up, as any one might have closed an

open book, and so quickly that not so much as a bit of fat had time to

fall.

The next moment it was folded in the handkerchief and thrust in John

Season's pocket.

"There were footprints under the stairkiss window, then," whispered

cook.

"That's so, under the stairkiss window," said the gardener.

"Under the stairkiss window!" said the housemaid. "My?"

Then John Season rose and took a basket from the floor,

"But how could he get up and down from the stairkiss window?" said cook

excitedly.

"Oh, it's easy enough to any one as knows what he's about," said the

gardener. "Off course he'd drop down."

"And no bars to the window," exclaimed cook indignantly. "Well, I

always said so; we shall all be murdered in our beds some night."

"Not you, cook. Burglars don't know," said John, "and higgerance is

stronger than iron bars."

"But shan't you tell Miss Gertrude?" said the housemaid.

"What! that master likes to do as he pleases; and upset her, poor little

lass? Not likely."

"No," said cook, who seemed to have repented of her own proposition; "a

still tongue maketh a wise head."

This shot proverbial was fired at the gardener, cook looking at him

fixedly, as if to let him know that he did not possess all the wisdom at

The Mynns.

"Well, here's luck," said John Season, before tossing off the remaining

half glass of ale; and thrusting his arm under the handle of the basket,

he went off, repeating his orders to himself, as given by cook for the

late dinner: "Onions, taters, beans, peas, parsley, lettuce, and a

beet."

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