VIII.

ENGLISH BOYS ON FRENCH COMPOSITION.--"GO AHEAD" IS NOT IN FRENCH

"ALLEZ UNE TETE."--HOW BOYS SET ABOUT FRENCH COMPOSITION.--A WRITTEN

PROOF OF THEIR GUILT.--HOW LARGE ADVERTISEMENTS CAN HELP THEM.--A

STUMBLING-BLOCK CLEARED AWAY.

You have achieved a great success when you have succeeded in getting

into young boys' heads that French is not English replaced by

equivalent words to be found in a dictionary.

This is the way boys generally set about writing a piece of English

into French.

They take the first English word, open their dictionary, and put down

the French word they have found for it (the wrong one, as a rule, if

more than one is given). Then they take the second English word, to

which they apply the same process, until they come to a stop, which

they carefully reproduce in the French (many don't). This done, they

take their blotting-paper, apply it on the copy, rub it hard for a

minute or two, and knock off to enjoy a well-deserved rest.

The amount of blotting-paper used by boys is prodigious. A word is no

sooner written down than it is fixed on the paper by a good hearty

rubbing down. They are afraid it will evaporate if not properly secured

on the paper at once.

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