“Poor old thing!” said Baklind. “He doesn’t care much for all this

dancing. I think we must brace him up a little. We’ll tie a rope

around him!”

Then things were lively for a few minutes. Angemal ran home for a

rope. Baklind put one chair on another, balanced himself on the top

one and tied the stout rope around the stove and then to some big

nails in the wall.

“There! now I think the old fellow is happy!” said Baklind as he

hopped down from the chairs and drew back in the hall to see how the

arrangement looked.

But Baklind had that time reckoned without his hostess. The next

evening Madam Pirk presented herself in the hall, her face wearing an

extraordinarily displeased expression.

“What is that arrangement for?” asked Madam Pirk pointing to the

rope-bound stove.

“I was afraid the old fellow would fall in a swoon,” said Baklind. “I

thought it would be wise to support him a little.”

“No, thank your majesty! My stove can stand alone perfectly well.”

“As Madam will,” said Baklind. So he got up on the chairs again and

took down the rope.

Two evenings later, we were dancing the polka mazurka with great

gusto. Baklind played the violin, the floor rocked, the stove and

even the pipe shook and rattled violently.

At home, I had heard Gunhild, one of the maids, say that to dance the

polka mazurka “with bumps”—that is, bumping into the other couples,

was the greatest fun in the world. I suggested to Angemal that we

should dance that way, and he immediately agreed. We bumped against

all the others, pushed and shoved, and enjoyed ourselves tremendously.

But all at once we heard a crash from the stove—a crash so loud that

it drowned all the uproar we were making. Every one of us stopped

instantly, and stared in terror at the big, old stove. And at that

very moment—well, any one who has never seen a stove break all to

pieces can have but a faint idea of it—at that very moment, it was

as if the legs were struck from under the stove, it sprang apart in

different places, and the big heavy iron pieces toppled, clanked

against each other and fell with a frightful bang on the floor. The

long stovepipe came last. It pitched far out in the room amongst

us, and an avalanche of soot spread like thick smoke through the

drawing-room. We all sprang for the door, Baklind with us. Madam Pirk

and her maid came rushing into the entry. A heavy cloud of soot was

pouring out of the door of the dancing-room.

“What is it?” shrieked Madam Pirk. “What is going on? Are you tearing

the house down?”

“Oh, the old chap fell over. He wouldn’t stand there any longer,”

said Baklind.

Madam Pirk shrieked and wept and scolded, scolded Baklind, shrieked

to us that we should pack ourselves off out of her house. She didn’t

wish to see even a shadow of any of us inside her doors ever again.

But she wept over all the green-robed shepherds around the walls. It

was indeed to be feared that they would never again play their horns

in such rosy red light as heretofore.

“Well, it isn’t my fault,” said Baklind. “You wouldn’t let me tie it

together.”

At this, all Madam Pirk’s wrath poured out on Baklind’s curly head.

“Is it work for a grown man to traipse around, and do nothing but

dance? Well, if you don’t this minute dance out of my house, I shall

call both the mayor and the police.”

Nothing would pacify her. We had danced for the last time in Madam

Pirk’s big room.

During the two weeks that remained of the course, we had to crowd

ourselves together in Baklind’s room at the hotel; and Angemal and I

were not allowed to dance the polka mazurka “with bumps” any more.

VI

OUR BONFIRE ON ST. JOHN’S NIGHT

I don’t know anything more delightful than St. John’s

Night,—beautiful, bright St. John’s Night.

There are, though, three awfully jolly days in the year: Christmas,

my birthday, and St. John’s or Midsummer Day.

Christmas, particularly Christmas Eve, is something very special; it

stands entirely by itself, and seems to mean Father and Mother and

all the family. No one should be with us then except those we are

most fond of—those that belong here at home.

Then my birthday is my very own day. What I like best about that are

the presents I get and also that I am a year older. For, really,

isn’t it tedious to keep on being twelve years old everlastingly?

Of course, when any one asked me last year how old I was, I always

said, “In my thirteenth year.” That sounded older,—not so unspeakably

childish.

But St. John’s Day! Then there is pleasure and sport for everybody.

There is no school; the fields everywhere are bright with spring

flowers, and the houses are decorated outside with little birch-trees

standing beside the doors. Inside, birch leaves trim the stoves,

fresh garlands hang from the ceiling around the walls, buttercups and

daisies and long waving grasses are in bouquets in all the rooms.

And perhaps we have cream porridge for dinner.

Last and best of all, though, are the St. John’s bonfires in the

evening, blazing and shining wherever you look.

No one stays at home on St. John’s Night except the very old folks.

The other people of the town row out to the islands with big

lunch-baskets and bottles of fruit-juice.

Many take accordions with them, and the music, coming over the water,

sounds sad and joyful at the same time. It wouldn’t seem like St.

John’s Night at all if Agent Levorsen did not play “Sons of Norway”

out in the summer night on Green Island. The sailor boys at the Point

play such tunes as:

“_Naa kommer jenta med kjolen grön.

Aa hei du, aa haa!_”[2]

And everything is oh, so jolly and gay!

On the hills round about in the town the old people sit among the

small houses and look at the blazing fires and think of the days when

they were young and had jolly times out on the islands on St. John’s

Night.

“Yes, yes!” say the old women, sitting with their hands under their

aprons and wagging their heads sideways.

One after another the fires are lighted. “See there!” “And see

there!” “And there!” The air is warm and soft and still. The islands

are swarming with people who eat cake and drink fruit-juice and laugh

and dance and sometimes fight.

The bonfires crackle and flash up against the dark sky and the sparks

fly around far and near. Suddenly a piece of board or a charred

butter-firkin tumbles down from the fire and the boys make wagers

as to which of them can come nearest to the fire without burning

himself. Their faces are so black with soot that they look like

chimney-sweeps.

O bright, jolly St. John’s Night!

But now you shall hear how we celebrated it once. I shall never

forget that celebration, for it ended in terror.

We shouldn’t have thought of having a bonfire if it hadn’t been for

Andreas, a boy who came from near Stavanger last spring. His father,

Oscar Eisland, works at the wharf in Espeviken, and he and his wife

and five children live in a tiny red house on our hill. That is why I

know the family so well.

In their house there are two beds, one bench, and one table, and

nothing more except newspaper pictures on the walls; pictures of

murders, weddings in Russia, kings, and so on.

Although Oscar and his family are surely not rich, I have never seen

any people as happy as they are. That is why I like so much to be up

there.

Well, it was Andreas who suggested that we children who lived on the

hill should have a St. John’s Night bonfire of our very own. Children

where he came from did that, he said; and my brother Karsten and I

thought it would be awfully good fun.

We were not going to say a word to any one about it. It was to be a

glorious surprise for the whole town when all at once a big bonfire

blazed out on our hill.

But it wasn’t easy to find things to burn, I can tell you. All that

we collected we were to hide in a place on the hill that we called

“Sahara.” We had many places on the hill that we had given names

to, “Nagasaki,” “Paris,” and so on; but “Sahara” was the best for a

hiding-place.

Andreas, Karsten, and I each had our particular work to do. Karsten

was to get kerosene for us to pour over the fire to make it burn

very briskly. And just think! He took an empty bottle and went around

to all the cooks on our street and asked them for a few drops of

kerosene. That was stupid, I thought, for naturally the maids would

tattle—but Karsten said no, cooks never tattled.

I did nothing but spy around in all the woodsheds and lofts I could

get into for things to burn. You see, we couldn’t expect to get hold

of old boats as the people on the islands did. A few bits of board I

found, of course, but nothing of any account.

Andreas was the handiest person you can imagine, swift as a chamois

and very strong. Every day he, with dirty bare legs, appeared in

our hall and asked if there was something for him to carry up to

“Sahara,” for that was his business; but usually there was nothing.

Day after day went by, and still the store of fuel up in “Sahara” was

not very big. Then one day my eyes fell on an old bedstead that stood

in Mrs. Petersen’s woodshed. It was very dirty and had stood there a

long time, surely half a year.

I could not get that bedstead out of my mind. Mrs. Petersen couldn’t

care the least bit about it, since it had stood in the woodshed so

long. It was very old, and painted red, and would burn gloriously.

Probably Mrs. Petersen would only be thankful if we took it, dirty as

it was, out of her way.

I consulted with Andreas and Karsten. “Oh, yes, we’ll take it,” said

Andreas. I rather think Andreas would have taken the two beds out of

his house, if he could, so as to have something to burn.

“If Mrs. Petersen were only not so severe, we might ask her for the

bed,” said Karsten. Karsten always says people are “severe” when they

are cross or angry.

No, ask Mrs. Petersen for the bed we dared not, that was sure. But

we couldn’t have a bonfire without fuel, so if you’ll believe it, we

took the old bedstead one evening without so much as saying “by your

leave” to any one.

Andreas took it apart and carried it all up to “Sahara” as if it were

a feather!

My, but that would make a grand bonfire!

First the bedstead, then a big butter-firkin filled with heather on

top of it, and in the firkin we fixed a tall pole with an enormous

bunch of heather soaked in kerosene tied on its top.

Now people needn’t plume themselves on their grand bonfires out on

the island, for our bonfire would be seen as far away as Jomfruland,

that was certain.

The weather wasn’t very good that St. John’s Night. It had been dingy

and gray all day, getting ready to rain; and that was good surely,

for we hadn’t had rain for four weeks and the grass was stiff and

yellow and the heather as dry as tinder over the whole hill.

But since the rain had waited so long, it might as well wait until

St. John’s Night was over. That is what I thought then, at any rate.

The whole afternoon we stayed up there on the hill, arranging and

improving our pile of fuel, so that everything should be perfect

for the evening. From that height we could see over the whole town,

into the streets and courtyards. Men looked about as big as pins, and

children looked like pinheads; yet we knew every pin and pinhead we

saw down there. We saw the boys rowing out to the islands; and far

beyond the islands we could see Skagerak, gray and billowy, with tiny

white-capped waves, and with heavy gray air lying above its waters.

O dear, O dear! How the time dragged before it grew dark that

evening! At last we could wait no longer but lighted our bonfire

before any others were lighted.

The bunch of heather at the top of the pole blazed up like a great

bouquet of fire. It looked perfectly magnificent, really.

There! Now Mrs. Petersen’s bedstead had caught. Hurrah! What fun!

Greatest fun in the world!

We danced and skipped and shouted, “Hurrah!” looking towards the town

all the time to see whether any one noticed our splendid bonfire.

Hurrah! Hurrah!

The wind began to blow,—to blow very hard. Sparks flew all over the

hill. We could not stand in the lee of the bonfire, for it would have

been like standing in a sea of flame.

Well, if the townsfolk didn’t see that fire now, it must be that

they had no eyes in their heads. Andreas turned somersaults in the

heather. Hurrah! Hurrah!

But all at once I noticed some little flames springing up here and

there.

“The heather is on fire!” I shouted.

“Hurrah!” shouted Andreas and Karsten in high glee.

But at that moment something seemed to tighten in my chest. I was

afraid with a great sudden fear.

“Now all that will be a St. John’s Night bonfire,” said Karsten

gleefully, pointing towards the moor.

“Are you crazy? Put it out! Only put it out!” I shouted.

[Illustration: WE DANCED AND SKIPPED AND SHOUTED, “HURRAH!”

_Page 75._]

The whole hill was covered with heather as far as one could see,

heather as dry as tinder from the long drought. Suppose it should all

get on fire! I rushed forward, tramped in the burning heather and

beat it with a stick.

“Help me put it out! Help me put it out!” I cried. The boys were

frightened, too, now, and we all worked frantically; but the sparks

showered down faster and faster and the fire seemed to blaze up

everywhere at the same instant.

It was terrible. Down in the streets people stopped and looked up

and some began to run. I was ready to throw myself into the burning

heather, so terrified was I. And the wind howled and blew and swarms

of sparks danced about in all directions.

Suppose the whole moor should take fire,—and perhaps the whole world

be burnt up—it would all be our fault. The bonfire crackled and

blazed against the dark sky and the flames hissed in the heather.

Those moments I cannot write about. I don’t believe I thought of

anything, I was so overwhelmed by fear.

I tramped, I shrieked, I ran right into the midst of the burning

heather and shouted I don’t know what.

Over the moor some people came running swiftly, big, smoke-begrimed

men, Constable Midsen, Alexander Brygga, Herman Dilt, and many, many

others.

“What lawlessness and foolery is this?” shouted Constable Midsen.

“There is hard punishment, and fines besides, for such doings. Help

here, fellows. Quick!”

The whole of our beautiful bonfire was thrown down before you could

count three, tramped on and put out, Constable Midsen giving the

orders.

It seems to me I can hear his voice yet, mingled with the noisy

blasts of the wind over the dark moor where the fire still crackled

and snapped in the heather.

And it was all our fault! Such hard work as we had had, and such

grand fun as we had expected to have! It would be best for me to

run away at once, I thought; but no, it would be a shame to do that.

Midsen held Karsten and Andreas as in a vise so that they should not

run away; and it was just as much my fault as theirs.

I sat on a stone and cried hard; Andreas choked and cried and dried

his eyes on his jacket-sleeves, first one and then the other; but

Karsten fairly bellowed—his way of crying.

The men kept on tearing up the heather so as to stop the fire, and

scolding us constantly. I wonder whether you can possibly imagine how

perfectly horrid it was. I shall never again have a bonfire of my

own, if I live to be a hundred years old.

Suddenly I felt a raindrop—then another and another—and then it began

to pour.

“Well, you may thank the Lord for His merciful judgment,” said

Midsen. “Now the fire will be put out by the rain.”

And what do you think? I cried harder than ever then for joy; and in

my heart I thanked God over and over that He had let the rain come

just at that time.

When the fire was entirely out and we trudged down the hill, it was

almost pitch-dark; water trickled from my clothes, my eyes smarted

from the smoke, my hands were scorched, but the worst was, I was

unspeakably afraid of what Father would say.

What he said and what came afterward, I won’t tell of in detail for

it was altogether too horrid. I was dreadfully, dreadfully sorry I

had not asked Mother about having a bonfire, I can tell you.

Father had to pay Mrs. Petersen for her old bedstead. What do you

think of that! Probably he had to pay extra for the dirt on it.

And yet, she was so “severe,” as Karsten would say, that she all but

chased me out of her house with a broom when I went to beg her pardon.

I had to do that. Father said I must.

Ugh! But of course it _was_ wrong to take her bedstead.

FOOTNOTES:

[2]

Now comes the maiden with dress of green.

Oh, heigh, dear! Oh, ho!

VII

IN PECKELL’S HAYLOFT

Every once in a while, a traveling photographer comes to our town.

They take rather spotty pictures in one or another courtyard under

the open sky, seldom pay for the room where they have lodged, and

are suddenly gone. Such traveling photographers look almost alike,

usually having black curly hair with pomade in it, and pale faces;

they parade around in the street, walking quickly as if they were

awfully busy.

But one summer a photographer came who was altogether different. In

the first place, his name was Cavallius, and he was a little bit of

a man; that is, his legs were very short. The upper part of his body

was big enough, and his face was large, with a long golden, curly

beard that reached down over his chest; and the whole time he was in

town, he had big patches of court-plaster behind his ears. He never

looked as if he were busy. He spoke slowly and never walked fast; and

there was a kind of dignity about him, from the court-plaster patches

to his long golden beard and even to his short legs, that was quite

amazing.

That dignified appearance was a real achievement for little

Cavallius; for truly it can’t be very easy to appear dignified with

almost no legs and with plasters behind the ears.

The first time I saw Cavallius on the street I naturally had no idea

who he was, so of course I followed him till I saw that he went into

Stiansen’s bakery. Fortunately I had two _öre_[3] in my pocket, so I

could make an errand in the shop. I had an overwhelming desire, you

see, to find out something about this queer person. Baker Stiansen

was in the shop himself. “Two _öre_ worth of brown barley sugar,

please.”

Stiansen’s barley sugar is never very good,—it is too soft,—but of

course I had to buy something, since I had gone in.

“Who was that who came in here just now, Stiansen, a little man with

a yellow beard?” I asked.

“Oh, he is one who takes pictures of people,” Stiansen answered

carelessly.

“What is his name?”

“His name is nothing less than Cavallius.”

That is the way I found out who Cavallius was. I didn’t like to

ask any more questions, although there was still much I wanted to

know. After this, however, I had a tremendous desire to peep into

Stiansen’s courtyard to see how the little photographer arranged

things there; but I didn’t dare venture through the gate, because

Stiansen is so cross and disagreeable if you even stick your nose in

his courtyard.

But one day it suddenly occurred to me that any one in the loft up in

Peckells’ barn would have the most perfect view over Cavallius in the

courtyard. I went immediately to Massa Peckell.

“Oh, Massa!” I said, “let’s go up into your hayloft. Through that

round window there we can look right down on the little photographer

taking pictures in Stiansen’s courtyard.”

Yes, indeed, Massa would go.

Stiansen’s courtyard is a narrow oblong, and the sun beats down upon

it bright and hot. We had come at a fortunate moment, it seemed, for

Cavallius was just about to photograph fat Barbara who works for

Madam Pirk.

Barbara sat stiffly upright on a chair. Her dress was so tight that

it looked ready to burst open any minute. Her big, red hands were

crossed as if they were tied together at the wrists. Cavallius was

arranging the screw she should have at the back of her neck to hold

her head still.

“Sh, sh!” I whispered. “Keep perfectly quiet so that he will not

notice us.” Massa and I scarcely stirred, up there at the loft window.

“Will you sit for a full face or for a profile?” Cavallius asked.

He talked in a slow formal way that corresponded well with his

dignified bearing.

“What’s that?” asked Barbara turning herself hastily towards him.

“There, there,” said Cavallius, soothingly. “Will you sit sideways or

straight?”

“Straight,” said Barbara. “Talk decent, you, when you talk to decent

folk!”

Cavallius was humming a little to himself and took hold of her face

to place it in the right position.

He had scarcely put one of his small stumpy fingers against Barbara’s

fat cheek before she pushed her big working-woman’s fist with such

force against Cavallius’ chest that he tumbled backward. It was an

awfully comical sight. Both Massa and I forgot ourselves and shrieked

with laughter. Cavallius threw an astonished glance up at the loft

window where we stood, but he said nothing. Moreover, he did not lose

his air of dignity.

“Are you out of your mind, woman?” asked Cavallius.

“Just you try that again,” said Barbara, looking furious.

Cavallius stooped under the black velvet cloth such as all

photographers have over their cameras.

“Look a little pleasant, now,” he said in a coaxing voice as if to a

child.

“Look pleasant? At you? Humph! I’d like to catch myself!” Her face

was like a thunder-cloud.

“Oh! Oh! I shall split my sides laughing,” said Massa. “Oh! Oh!”

“May I ask the ladies up there to indulge us with their absence?”

said Cavallius.

Oh! how we laughed! No, it was altogether too amusing for us to be

willing to leave. “No, Cavallius, we’re not going; do not imagine

that we are.” Of course we did not dare to say that aloud.

Repeated exhortations to Barbara from Cavallius to look pleasant.

Barbara looked, if possible, still more angry, and assured him most

positively that if there was anything in the world she would not do,

it was to look pleasant “at such a one as you.”

Massa and I laughed till we were worn out with it.

“That’s right, Barbara,” shouted Massa, “look more fierce. Don’t give

in, Barbara.”

“Go away,” said Cavallius, shaking his little stumpy hand

threateningly towards us. “Go away, ladies; I will not endure this,

on my honor I will not. Go!”

Just think, he called us “ladies”! We ducked down behind the window

in silent laughter, then we peeped out again. Cavallius kept on

threatening us.

“Go, I say!” We ducked down but popped up again the next instant.

Cavallius grew more and more angry. We kept popping down and up and

laughing continually, but go away we would not, you may be sure.

At last Barbara’s picture was ready.

“Well, my girl,” said Cavallius, “it isn’t my fault that you look

like a lion-tamer in your picture.”

“What is it I look like?” asked Barbara. “It’s your fault if it’s a

horrid picture.”

“That’s right, Barbara,” called Massa. “Scowl at him. Of course it is

his fault.”

“Go away!” roared Cavallius up at us.

Barbara drew backward towards the door and bumped into old Mrs.

Huus who was just coming in to be photographed. Mrs. Huus wore a

brown silk dress, gold brooch, gold chain, gold bracelets, and some

quivering golden ornaments in her hair. People in the town said that

Mrs. Huus stuffed cotton into her cheeks to fill them out so as to

look younger. I don’t know whether this is true or not, but Mrs. Huus

certainly does speak as if her mouth were full.

Cavallius conducted her most respectfully to a chair, but as he

went, he shook his fist threateningly again up towards us in the

barn window. Mrs. Huus did not see us, but I noticed that she cast a

frightened glance at Cavallius as he shook his fist in the air.

He got down on one knee and arranged the brown silk dress in careful

folds. While he knelt there, he turned and again made the threatening

gesture towards us. Mrs. Huus sent an anxious look heavenward;

evidently she thought he was crazy.

Massa and I tumbled over each other below the window in fits of

laughter, although we choked back the noise. Then we heard Cavallius

talking, and I put my head up cautiously. Cavallius saw me and

threatened again with both fists, but still Mrs. Huus had not seen a

sign of us, so to her his angry gestures were unaccountable.

“No, no, no,” she said hastily, getting up. “I don’t think I am very

well. I don’t think I care to be photographed to-day.” With that

she darted, swift as an arrow, out of the gate without even saying

good-bye.

I heard later that she had been mortally afraid the few minutes she

was in Cavallius’ studio, because of his shaking his fists towards

heaven, and she thought herself fortunate to have come away unharmed.

When Mrs. Huus was gone, Cavallius, with hands at his side, looked up

at us.

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