THE MAJOR'S STORY.
On the Colonel concluding, there arose a contention between our
surgeon, Mac Leechy, and the senior major, as to who should tell his
story first; for "the steam" was now fairly up; but the matter was
adjusted by seniority, like choice of quarters, or having the best
bed in a billet, and the right of first mounting a breach, and other
little contingencies of a military life.
"I was once nearly hanged by Wellington," said the Doctor to tempt us
to listen; "for when I first joined the service, it was as an ensign,
though I had my diploma of M.D."
"Hanged?" said Slingsby; "then you proved a King's bad bargain,
Doctor?"
"Not half so bad as you, Jack," retorted our old medico; "but I'll
tell you in a few words how it came to pass. When our troops were
falling back from Quatre Bras, upon the village of Waterloo, on that
stormy 17th of June, which preceded the great battle, I was sent
forward with sixteen men of the Scots Brigade to take possession of
the principal inn as quarters for the Great Duke and his staff, and
to save the house from being plundered or forcibly seized by any one
else. We entered the village double-quick: I soon found the inn, and
after posting my sentinels in front and rear, preceded to investigate
(from motives of personal interest) the contents of the pantry before
the Duke arrived. In twenty minutes afterwards we heard
musket-shots; I rushed out of the kitchen (where I had been consoling
the terrified landlady, and deviling a drumstick,) to find my fellows
firing at the French tirailleurs, who were now at the end of the
village where they had lined a stone wall. We peppered them briskly;
but four of my men had just fallen, when a Belgian officer, all
covered with stars and lace, galloped up to me, crying, as he took
the road to Brussels,
"'Fall back--fall back--Waterloo is surrounded, and you will be cut
off!'
"I drew out my men and left the village double quick. At the other
end of it, I passed a mounted general officer with his staff, who
were sitting quietly and composed in their saddles; but he called to
me with a loud voice,--
"'Halt, sir--halt your men, and come here!'
"I obeyed, and lowered the point of my sword. Oh, there was no
mistaking the keen grey eagle eyes, the high nose and white
neckcloth; the little blue cloak and brass sabre of this personage.
It was Wellington himself.
"'In God's name, sirrah,' said he, fiercely, 'why have you abandoned
your post?'
"'The village is surrounded----'
"'It is not surrounded--a few sharpshooters fired a shot or two at
our cavalry, but they have been all killed or taken.'
"'A Belgian officer--
"'Cowardice--rank cowardice,' said Wellington. 'and at a time like
this! Provost Marshal--where are the Provost Marshal and his guard?
A rope--get a rope, and hang this young fellow from the nearest tree.'
"I was in deadly terror, for I was then a raw lad, and did not
perceive that this was, perhaps, only to frighten me; but at that
moment Sir Denis Pack dashed up with some intelligence which was of
more importance to Europe than the hanging of Ensign Mac Leechy, so
Wellington troubled himself no more about me; I shrunk away to pick
my half-devilled bone and to rejoin the Scots Brigade, who were
bivouacked in a field near the Brussels road.
"Soon after Waterloo, I exchanged my ensign's commission for a
medical one, and have never since been in terror of being hanged by a
Provost, or shot by a court martial."
"Tush," said the major, "I was once nearer being hanged than you,
doctor; for I was tried, and sentenced, and, moreover, only escaped
one noose to be caught by another--for I got my wife by it."
Our major was a jolly and cozy old fellow, who was addicted to a
little flirtation with married dames of mature age, and to making
downright love to widows (if his good lady was absent), and
invariably opened the trenches by affecting to consider them the
sisters of their handsome daughters. He was a great favorite with us
all; but, being married, he never dined at mess, unless when
specially invited by some one. Thus we warmly welcomed our old
major's story, which he began without further preamble.