Bernice Bobs Her Hair

After dark on Saturday night one could stand on the first tee of

the golf-course and see the country-club windows as a yellow

expanse over a very black and wavy ocean. The waves of this

ocean, so to speak, were the heads of many curious caddies, a few

of the more ingenious chauffeurs, the golf professional's deaf

sister--and there were usually several stray, diffident waves who

might have rolled inside had they so desired. This was the

gallery.

The balcony was inside. It consisted of the circle of wicker

chairs that lined the wall of the combination clubroom and

ballroom. At these Saturday-night dances it was largely feminine;

a great babel of middle-aged ladies with sharp eyes and icy

hearts behind lorgnettes and large bosoms. The main function of

the balcony was critical, it occasionally showed grudging

admiration, but never approval, for it is well known among ladies

over thirty-five that when the younger set dance in the

summer-time it is with the very worst intentions in the world,

and if they are not bombarded with stony eyes stray couples will

dance weird barbaric interludes in the corners, and the more

popular, more dangerous, girls will sometimes be kissed in the

parked limousines of unsuspecting dowagers.

But, after all, this critical circle is not close enough to the

stage to see the actors' faces and catch the subtler byplay. It

can only frown and lean, ask questions and make satisfactory

deductions from its set of postulates, such as the one which

states that every young man with a large income leads the life of

a hunted partridge. It never really appreciates the drama of the

shifting, semi-cruel world of adolescence. No; boxes,

orchestra-circle, principals, and chorus be represented by the

medley of faces and voices that sway to the plaintive African

rhythm of Dyer's dance orchestra.

From sixteen-year-old Otis Ormonde, who has two more years at

Hill School, to G. Reece Stoddard, over whose bureau at home

hangs a Harvard law diploma; from little Madeleine Hogue, whose

hair still feels strange and uncomfortable on top of her head, to

Bessie MacRae, who has been the life of the party a little too

long--more than ten years--the medley is not only the centre of

the stage but contains the only people capable of getting an

unobstructed view of it.

With a flourish and a bang the music stops. The couples exchange

artificial, effortless smiles, facetiously repeat "LA-de-DA-DA

dum-DUM," and then the clatter of young feminine voices soars

over the burst of clapping.

A few disappointed stags caught in midfloor as they had been

about to cut in subsided listlessly back to the walls, because

this was not like the riotous Christmas dances--these summer

hops were considered just pleasantly warm and exciting, where

even the younger marrieds rose and performed ancient waltzes and

terrifying fox trots to the tolerant amusement of their younger

brothers and sisters.

Warren McIntyre, who casually attended Yale, being one of the

unfortunate stags, felt in his dinner-coat pocket for a cigarette

and strolled out onto the wide, semidark veranda, where couples

were scattered at tables, filling the lantern-hung night with

vague words and hazy laughter. He nodded here and there at the

less absorbed and as he passed each couple some half-forgotten

fragment of a story played in his mind, for it was not a large

city and every one was Who's Who to every one else's past. There,

for example, were Jim Strain and Ethel Demorest, who had been

privately engaged for three years. Every one knew that as soon as

Jim managed to hold a job for more than two months she would

marry him. Yet how bored they both looked, and how wearily Ethel

regarded Jim sometimes, as if she wondered why she had trained

the vines of her affection on such a wind-shaken poplar.

Warren was nineteen and rather pitying with those of his friends

who hadn't gone East to college. But, like most boys, he bragged

tremendously about the girls of his city when he was away from

it. There was Genevieve Ormonde, who regularly made the rounds of

dances, house-parties, and football games at Princeton, Yale,

Williams, and Cornell; there was black-eyed Roberta Dillon, who

was quite as famous to her own generation as Hiram Johnson or Ty

Cobb; and, of course, there was Marjorie Harvey, who besides

having a fairylike face and a dazzling, bewildering tongue was

already justly celebrated for having turned five cart-wheels in

succession during the last pump-and-slipper dance at New Haven.

Warren, who had grown up across the street from Marjorie, had

long been "crazy about her." Sometimes she seemed to reciprocate

his feeling with a faint gratitude, but she had tried him by her

infallible test and informed him gravely that she did not love

him. Her test was that when she was away from him she forgot him

and had affairs with other boys. Warren found this discouraging,

especially as Marjorie had been making little trips all summer,

and for the first two or three days after each arrival home he

saw great heaps of mail on the Harveys' hall table addressed to

her in various masculine handwritings. To make matters worse, all

during the month of August she had been visited by her cousin

Bernice from Eau Claire, and it seemed impossible to see her

alone. It was always necessary to hunt round and find some one to

take care of Bernice. As August waned this was becoming more and

more difficult.

Much as Warren worshipped Marjorie he had to admit that Cousin

Bernice was sorta dopeless. She was pretty, with dark hair and

high color, but she was no fun on a party. Every Saturday night

he danced a long arduous duty dance with her to please Marjorie,

but he had never been anything but bored in her company.

"Warren"---a soft voice at his elbow broke in upon his thoughts,

and he turned to see Marjorie, flushed and radiant as usual. She

laid a hand on his shoulder and a glow settled almost

imperceptibly over him.

"Warren," she whispered "do something for me--dance with Bernice.

She's been stuck with little Otis Ormonde for almost an

hour."

Warren's glow faded.

"Why--sure," he answered half-heartedly.

"You don't mind, do you? I'll see that you don't get stuck."

"'Sall right."

Marjorie smiled--that smile that was thanks enough.

"You're an angel, and I'm obliged loads."

With a sigh the angel glanced round the veranda, but Bernice and

Otis were not in sight. He wandered back inside, and there in

front of the women's dressing-room he found Otis in the centre of

a group of young men who were convulsed with laughter. Otis was

brandishing a piece of timber he had picked up, and discoursing

volubly.

"She's gone in to fix her hair," he announced wildly. "I'm

waiting to dance another hour with her."

Their laughter was renewed.

"Why don't some of you cut in?" cried Otis resentfully. "She

likes more variety."

"Why, Otis," suggested a friend "you've just barely got used to

her."

"Why the two-by-four, Otis?" inquired Warren, smiling.

"The two-by-four? Oh, this? This is a club. When she comes out

I'll hit her on the head and knock her in again."

Warren collapsed on a settee and howled with glee.

"Never mind, Otis," he articulated finally. "I'm relieving you

this time."

Otis simulated a sudden fainting attack and handed the stick to

Warren.

"If you need it, old man," he said hoarsely.

No matter how beautiful or brilliant a girl may be, the

reputation of not being frequently cut in on makes her position

at a dance unfortunate. Perhaps boys prefer her company to that

of the butterflies with whom they dance a dozen times an but,

youth in this jazz-nourished generation is temperamentally

restless, and the idea of fox-trotting more than one full fox

trot with the same girl is distasteful, not to say odious. When

it comes to several dances and the intermissions between she can

be quite sure that a young man, once relieved, will never tread

on her wayward toes again.

Warren danced the next full dance with Bernice, and finally,

thankful for the intermission, he led her to a table on the

veranda. There was a moment's silence while she did unimpressive

things with her fan.

"It's hotter here than in Eau Claire," she said.

Warren stifled a sigh and nodded. It might be for all he knew or

cared. He wondered idly whether she was a poor conversationalist

because she got no attention or got no attention because she was

a poor conversationalist.

"You going to be here much longer?" he asked and then turned

rather red. She might suspect his reasons for asking.

"Another week," she answered, and stared at him as if to lunge at

his next remark when it left his lips.

Warren fidgeted. Then with a sudden charitable impulse he decided

to try part of his line on her. He turned and looked at her

eyes.

"You've got an awfully kissable mouth," he began quietly.

This was a remark that he sometimes made to girls at college

proms when they were talking in just such half dark as this.

Bernice distinctly jumped. She turned an ungraceful red and

became clumsy with her fan. No one had ever made such a remark to

her before.

"Fresh!"---the word had slipped out before she realized it, and

she bit her lip. Too late she decided to be amused, and offered

him a flustered smile.

Warren was annoyed. Though not accustomed to have that remark

taken seriously, still it usually provoked a laugh or a paragraph

of sentimental banter. And he hated to be called fresh, except

in a joking way. His charitable impulse died and he switched the

topic.

"Jim Strain and Ethel Demorest sitting out as usual," he

commented.

This was more in Bernice's line, but a faint regret mingled with

her relief as the subject changed. Men did not talk to her about

kissable mouths, but she knew that they talked in some such way

to other girls.

"Oh, yes," she said, and laughed. "I hear they've been mooning

around for years without a red penny. Isn't it silly?"

Warren's disgust increased. Jim Strain was a close friend of his

brother's, and anyway he considered it bad form to sneer at

people for not having money. But Bernice had had no intention of

sneering. She was merely nervous.

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