BILL NYE WANTS TO KNOW HOW TO PRESERVE GAME.

SLIPPERYELMHURST, HUDSON, WIS., Oct. 6.--_To the Editor:_ Might I ask,

through the column of your justly celebrated paper, if any one will give

me the requisite information regarding the care of game during the

winter?

My preserves are located on my estate here at Slipperyelmhurst, and

while I am absent lecturing in the winter, in answer to the loud calls

of the public, I am afraid that my game may not have the proper care,

and that unscrupulous people may scalp my fox and poach the eggs of my

pheasants.

Besides, I am rather ignorant of the care of game, and I would like to

be able to instruct my game-keeper when I go away as to his duties.

The game-keeper at Slipperyelmhurst is what might be called a self-made

game-keeper. He never had any instruction in his profession, aside from

a slight amount of training in high-low-jack. Therefore he has won his

way unassisted to the position he now occupies.

What I wish most of all is to understand the methods of preserving game

during the winter so that when it is scarce in the spring I can take a

can-opener and astonish people with my own preserves.

My fox succeeded in getting through the summer in fine form. I got him

from Long Island where the sportsmen from New York had tried to hunt him

for several seasons, but with indifferent success. He was not well

broken in the first place, I presume, and the noise of the hounds and

domesticated Englishmen in full cry no doubt frightened him. He is still

timid and more or less afraid of the cars. He shies, too, when I lead

him past an imitation Englishman. He is in good health, this fall,

however, and as I got him at a low price I am greatly pleased. Very

likely the reason he did not give good satisfaction in New York was that

those who used him did not employ a good earth-stopper. Much depends on

this man. Of what use is an active, robust and well-broken fox, well

started, if he be permitted to get back into his hole? I have employed

as an earth-stopper a gentleman who saws my wood during the winter and

who assists us in fox-hunting in the hunting season.

Born in a quiet little rural village called Martelle, in Pierce county,

Wisconsin, he early evinced a strong love for sport. Day after day he

would abstain from going to school that he might go forth into the woods

and study the habits of the chipmunk. For five years his health was

impaired to such a degree that he was not well enough to safely attend

school, but just barely robust enough to drag himself away to a distance

of fourteen miles, where he could snare suckers and try to regain his

health. To climb a lightning-rod and skin off the copper wire for

snaring purposes with him was but the work of a moment. To go joyously

afield day after day and drown out the gopher, while other boys were

compelled to gopher an education, was his chief delight.

As a result of this course he is not a close student of books, but he

can skin a squirrel without the slightest embarrassment, and you could

wake him up suddenly out of a profound slumber and ascertain from him

exactly what the best method is for draping a frog over a pickerel hook

so as to produce the best and most pleasing effects. Such is the

description of a man who, by his own unaided exertions, has risen to the

proud position of earth-stopper on my estate.

He is ignorant of the care of wild game, however, and says he has never

preserved any. We want to know whether it would be best to sprinkle our

fox with camphor and put him down cellar or let him run in the henhouse

during the winter.

Would your readers please say, also, if any of them have had any

experience in fox-hunting, what is the best treatment for a horse which

has injured himself on a barbed-wire fence while in rapid pursuit of the

fox? I have a fine fox-hunter that I bought two years ago from a

milk-man. This horse was quite high-spirited, and while the hounds were

in full cry one day I had to take a barbed-wire fence with him. This

horse, which I call Isosceles, because he is one kind of a triangle,

went over the fence in such a manner as to catch the pit of his stomach

on the barbed wire and expose his interior department and its methods

to the casual spectator. We put back all the stomachs we thought he was

entitled to, but he has not done well since that, and I have often

thought that possibly we did not succeed in returning all his works. How

many stomachs has the adult horse? I am utterly and sadly ignorant in

these matters and I yearn for light.

I certainly favor a more thorough knowledge of animal anatomy on the

part of our school-children.

Every child should know how many stomachs, bowels and gizzards there are

in the fully equipped cow or horse. Nothing is more embarrassing to the

true sportsman than to see his favorite horse ripped open by a

barbed-wire fence while in full chase, and then not know which digestive

organ should go back first, or when they have all been replaced.

So far as Isosceles is concerned, I remember thinking at the time that

we must have put back inside of his system about twice as much digestive

apparatus as he had before, as my earth-stopper said that we had given

that horse enough for a four-horse team, and yet he is ill.

I would like to hear from any of the fox-hunters in Cook county who may

have had a similar experience.

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