BILL NYE.

Galilei, commonly called Galileo, was born at Pisa on the 14th day

February, 1564. He was a man who discovered some of the fundamental

principles underlying the movements, habits, and personal peculiarities

of the earth. He discovered things with marvelous fluency. Born as he

was, at a time when the rotary motion of the earth was still in its

infancy and astronomy taught only in a crude way, Galileo started in to

make a few discoveries and advance some theories of which he was very

fond.

He was the son of a musician and learned to play several instruments

himself, but not in such a way as to arouse the jealousy of the great

musicians of his day. They came and heard him play a few selections and

then they went home contented with their own music. Galileo played for

several years in the band at Pisa, and people who heard him said that

his manner of gazing out over the Pisan hills with a far-away look in

his eye after playing a selection, while he gently upended his alto horn

and worked the mud-valve as it poured out about a pint of moist melody

that had accumulated in the flues of the instrument, was simply grand.

At the age of 20 Galileo began to discover. His first discoveries were,

of course, clumsy and poorly made, but very soon he began to turn out a

neat and durable discovery that would stand for years.

It was at this time that Galileo noticed the swinging of a lamp in a

church, and, observing that the oscillations were of equal duration, he

inferred that this principle might be utilized in the exact measurement

of time. From this little accident, years after, came the clock, one of

the most useful of man's dumb friends. And yet there are people who will

read this little incident and still hesitate about going to church.

Galileo also invented the thermometer, the microscope, and the

proportional compass. He seemed to invent things, not for the money to

be obtained in that way, but solely for the joy of being first on the

ground. He was a man of infinite genius and perseverance. He was also

very fair in his treatment of other inventors. Though he did not

personally invent the rotary motion of the earth, he heartily indorsed

it and said it was a good thing. He also came out in a card in which he

said that he believed it to be a good thing, and that he hoped some day

to see it applied to the other planets.

He was also the inventor of a telescope that had a magnifying power of

thirty times. He presented this to the Venetian senate, and it was used

in making appropriations for river and harbor improvements.

By telescopic investigation Galileo discovered the presence of microbes

in the moon, but was unable to do anything for it. I have spoken of Mr.

Galileo all the way through this article informally, calling him by his

first name, but I feel so thoroughly acquainted with him, though there

was such a striking difference in our ages, that I am almost justified

in using his given name while talking of him.

Galileo also sat up nights and visited with Venus through a long

telescope which he had made himself from an old bamboo fishing-rod.

But astronomy is a very enervating branch of science. Galileo frequently

came down to breakfast with red, heavy eyes; eyes that were swollen full

of unshed tears. Still he persevered. Day after day he worked and

toiled. Year after year he went on with his task till he had worked out

in his own mind the satellites of Jupiter and placed a small tin tag on

each one, so that he would know it readily when he saw it again. Then he

began to look up Saturn's rings and investigate the freckles on the sun.

He did not stop at trifles, but went bravely on till everybody came for

miles to look at him and get him to write something funny in their

albums. It was not an unusual thing for Galileo to get up in the

morning, after a wearisome night with a fretful new-born star, to find

his front yard full of autograph albums. Some of them were little red

albums with floral decorations on them, while others were the large

plush and alligator albums of the affluent. Some were new and had the

price-mark still on them, while others were old, foundered albums, with

a droop in the back and little flecks of egg and gravy on the

title-page. All came with a request for Galileo "to write a little,

witty, characteristic sentiment in them."

Galileo was the author of the hydrostatic paradox and other sketches. He

was a great reader and a fluent penman. One time he was absent from

home, lecturing in Venice for the benefit of the United Aggregation of

Mutual Admirers, and did not return for two weeks, so that when he got

back he found the front room full of autograph albums. It is said that

he here demonstrated his great fluency and readiness as a thinker and

writer. He waded through the entire lot in two days with only two men

from West Pisa to assist him. Galileo came out of it fresh and youthful,

and the following night he was closeted all night with another inventor,

a wicker-covered microscope, and a bologna sausage. The investigations

were carried on for two weeks, after which Galileo went out to the

inebriate asylum and discovered some new styles of reptiles.

Galileo was the author of a little work called "I Discarsi e

Dimas-Trazioni Matematiche Intorus a Due Muove Scienze." It was a neat

little book, of about the medium height, and sold well on the trains,

for the Pisan newsboys on the cars were very affable, as they are now,

and when they came and leaned an armful of these books on a passenger's

leg and poured a long tale into his ear about the wonderful beauty of

the work and then pulled in the name of the book from the rear of the

last car, where it had been hanging on behind, the passenger would most

always buy it and enough of the name to wrap it up in.

He also discovered the isochronism of the pendulum. He saw that the

pendulum at certain seasons of the year looked yellow under the eyes,

and that it drooped and did not enter into its work with the old zest.

He began to study the case with the aid of his new bamboo telescope and

wicker-covered microscope. As a result, in ten days he had the pendulum

on its feet again.

Galileo was inclined to be liberal in his religious views, and more

especially in the matter of the scriptures, claiming that there were

passages in the bible which did not literally mean what the translator

said they did. This was where Galileo missed it. So long as he

discovered stars and isochronisms and such things as that he succeeded,

but when he began to fool with other people's religious beliefs he got

into trouble. He was forced to fly from Pisa, we are told by the

historian, and we are assured at the same time that Galileo, who had

always been far, far ahead of all competitors in other things, was

equally successful as a fleer.

Galileo received but 60 scudi per year for his salary at Pisa, and a

part of that he took in town orders, worth only 60 cents on the scudi.

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