CHAPTER XV

Erskine soon found plenty of themes for his newly begotten cynicism.

Gertrude’s manner towards him softened so much that he, believing her

heart given to his rival, concluded that she was tempting him to make a

proposal which she had no intention of accepting. Sir Charles, to whom

he told what he had overheard in the avenue, professed sympathy, but

was evidently pleased to learn that there was nothing serious in the

attentions Trefusis paid to Agatha. Erskine wrote three bitter sonnets

on hollow friendship and showed them to Sir Charles, who, failing to

apply them to himself, praised them highly and showed them to Trefusis

without asking the author’s permission. Trefusis remarked that in a

corrupt society expressions of dissatisfaction were always creditable to

a writer’s sensibility; but he did not say much in praise of the verse.

“Why has he taken to writing in this vein?” he said. “Has he been

disappointed in any way of late? Has he proposed to Miss Lindsay and

been rejected?”

“No,” said Sir Charles surprised by this blunt reference to a subject

they had never before discussed. “He does not intend to propose to Miss

Lindsay.”

“But he did intend to.”

“He certainly did, but he has given up the idea.”

“Why?” said Trefusis, apparently disapproving strongly of the

renunciation.

Sir Charles shrugged his shoulders and did not reply.

“I am sorry to hear it. I wish you could induce him to change his mind.

He is a nice fellow, with enough to live on comfortably, whilst he

is yet what is called a poor man, so that she could feel perfectly

disinterested in marrying him. It will do her good to marry without

making a pecuniary profit by it; she will respect herself the more

afterwards, and will neither want bread and butter nor be ashamed of

her husband’s origin, in spite of having married for love alone. Make

a match of it if you can. I take an interest in the girl; she has good

instincts.”

Sir Charles’s suspicion that Trefusis was really paying court to Agatha

returned after this conversation, which he repeated to Erskine, who,

much annoyed because his poems had been shown to a reader of Blue Books,

thought it only a blind for Trefusis’s design upon Gertrude. Sir Charles

pooh-poohed this view, and the two friends were sharp with one another

in discussing it. After dinner, when the ladies had left them, Sir

Charles, repentant and cordial, urged Erskine to speak to Gertrude

without troubling himself as to the sincerity of Trefusis. But Erskine,

knowing himself ill able to brook a refusal, was loth to expose himself.

“If you had heard the tone of her voice when she asked him whether

he was in earnest, you would not talk to me like this,” he said

despondently. “I wish he had never come here.”

“Well, that, at least, was no fault of mine, my dear fellow,” said Sir

Charles. “He came among us against my will. And now that he appears to

have been in the right--legally--about the field, it would look like

spite if I cut him. Besides, he really isn’t a bad man if he would only

let the women alone.”

“If he trifles with Miss Lindsay, I shall ask him to cross the Channel,

and have a shot at him.”

“I don’t think he’d go,” said Sir Charles dubiously. “If I were you, I

would try my luck with Gertrude at once. In spite of what you heard, I

don’t believe she would marry a man of his origin. His money gives

him an advantage, certainly, but Gertrude has sent richer men to the

rightabout.”

“Let the fellow have fair play,” said Erskine. “I may be wrong, of

course; all men are liable to err in judging themselves, but I think I

could make her happier than he can.”

Sir Charles was not so sure of that, but he cheerfully responded,

“Certainly. He is not the man for her at all, and you are. He knows it,

too.”

“Hmf!” muttered Erskine, rising dejectedly. “Let’s go upstairs.”

“By-the-bye, we are to call on him to-morrow, to go through his house,

and his collection of photographs. Photographs! Ha, ha! Damn his house!”

said Erskine.

Next day they went together to Sallust’s House. It stood in the midst of

an acre of land, waste except a little kitchen garden at the rear. The

lodge at the entrance was uninhabited, and the gates stood open, with

dust and fallen leaves heaped up against them. Free ingress had thus

been afforded to two stray ponies, a goat, and a tramp, who lay asleep

in the grass. His wife sat near, watching him.

“I have a mind to turn back,” said Sir Charles, looking about him in

disgust. “The place is scandalously neglected. Look at that rascal

asleep within full view of the windows.”

“I admire his cheek,” said Erskine. “Nice pair of ponies, too.”

Sallust’s House was square and painted cinnamon color. Beneath the

cornice was a yellow frieze with figures of dancing children, imitated

from the works of Donatello, and very unskilfully executed. There was

a meagre portico of four columns, painted red, and a plain pediment,

painted yellow. The colors, meant to match those of the walls,

contrasted disagreeably with them, having been applied more recently,

apparently by a color-blind artist. The door beneath the portico stood

open. Sir Charles rang the bell, and an elderly woman answered it; but

before they could address her, Trefusis appeared, clad in a painter’s

jacket of white jean. Following him in, they found that the house was a

hollow square, enclosing a courtyard with a bath sunk in the middle, and

a fountain in the centre of the bath. The courtyard, formerly open to

the sky, was now roofed in with dusty glass; the nymph that had once

poured out the water of the fountain was barren and mutilated; and

the bath was partly covered in with loose boards, the exposed part

accommodating a heap of coals in one corner, a heap of potatoes in

another, a beer barrel, some old carpets, a tarpaulin, and a broken

canoe. The marble pavement extended to the outer walls of the house, and

was roofed in at the sides by the upper stories which were supported by

fluted stone columns, much stained and chipped. The staircase, towards

which Trefusis led his visitors, was a broad one at the end opposite the

door, and gave access to a gallery leading to the upper rooms.

“This house was built in 1780 by an ancestor of my mother,” said

Trefusis. “He passed for a man of exquisite taste. He wished the place

to be maintained forever--he actually used that expression in his

will--as the family seat, and he collected a fine library here, which

I found useful, as all the books came into my hands in good condition,

most of them with the leaves uncut. Some people prize uncut copies of

old editions; a dealer gave me three hundred and fifty pounds for a

lot of them. I came into possession of a number of family

fetishes--heirlooms, as they are called. There was a sword that one of

my forbears wore at Edgehill and other battles in Charles the First’s

time. We fought on the wrong side, of course, but the sword fetched

thirty-five shillings nevertheless. You will hardly believe that I

was offered one hundred and fifty pounds for a gold cup worth about

twenty-five, merely because Queen Elizabeth once drank from it. This is

my study. It was designed for a banqueting hall.”

They entered a room as long as the wall of the house, pierced on one

side by four tall windows, between which square pillars, with Corinthian

capitals supporting the cornice, were half sunk in the wall. There

were similar pillars on the opposite side, but between them, instead of

windows, were arched niches in which stood life-size plaster statues,

chipped, broken, and defaced in an extraordinary fashion. The flooring,

of diagonally set narrow boards, was uncarpeted and unpolished. The

ceiling was adorned with frescoes, which at once excited Sir Charles’s

interest, and he noted with indignation that a large portion of the

painting at the northern end had been destroyed and some glass roofing

inserted. In another place bolts had been driven in to support the ropes

of a trapeze and a few other pieces of gymnastic apparatus. The walls

were whitewashed, and at about four feet from the ground a dark band

appeared, produced by pencil memoranda and little sketches scribbled on

the whitewash. One end of the apartment was unfurnished, except by the

gymnastic apparatus, a photographer’s camera, a ladder in the corner,

and a common deal table with oil cans and paint pots upon it. At the

other end a comparatively luxurious show was made by a large bookcase,

an elaborate combination of bureau and writing desk, a rack with a

rifle, a set of foils, and an umbrella in it, several folio albums on a

table, some comfortable chairs and sofas, and a thick carpet under foot.

Close by, and seeming much out of place, was a carpenter’s bench with

the usual implements and a number of boards of various thicknesses.

“This is a sort of comfort beyond the reach of any but a rich man,” said

Trefusis, turning and surprising his visitors in the act of exchanging

glances of astonishment at his taste. “I keep a drawing-room of the

usual kind for receiving strangers with whom it is necessary to be

conventional, but I never enter it except on such occasions. What do you

think of this for a study?”

“On my soul, Trefusis, I think you are mad,” said Sir Charles. “The

place looks as if it had stood a siege. How did you manage to break the

statues and chip the walls so outrageously?”

Trefusis took a newspaper from the table and said, “Listen to this:

‘In spite of the unfavorable nature of the weather, the sport of the

Emperor and his guests in Styria has been successful. In three days 52

chamois and 79 stags and deer fell to 19 single-barrelled rifles, the

Emperor allowing no more on this occasion.’

“I share the Emperor’s delight in shooting, but I am no butcher, and do

not need the royal relish of blood to my sport. And I do not share my

ancestors’ taste in statuary. Hence--” Here Trefusis opened a drawer,

took out a pistol, and fired at the Hebe in the farthest niche.

“Well done!” said Erskine coolly, as the last fragment of Hebe’s head

crumbled at the touch of the bullet.

“Very fruitlessly done,” said Trefusis. “I am a good shot, but of what

use is it to me? None. I once met a gamekeeper who was a Methodist. He

was a most eloquent speaker, but a bad shot. If he could have swapped

talents with me I would have given him ten thousand pounds to boot

willingly, although he would have profited as much as I by the exchange

alone. I have no more desire or need to be a good shot than to be

king of England, or owner of a Derby winner, or anything else equally

ridiculous, and yet I never missed my aim in my life--thank blind

fortune for nothing!”

“King of England!” said Erskine, with a scornful laugh, to show Trefusis

that other people were as liberty-loving as he. “Is it not absurd to

hear a nation boasting of its freedom and tolerating a king?”

“Oh, hang your republicanism, Chester!” said Sir Charles, who privately

held a low opinion of the political side of the Patriot Martyrs.

“I won’t be put down on that point,” said Erskine. “I admire a man that

kills a king. You will agree with me there, Trefusis, won’t you?”

“Certainly not,” said Trefusis. “A king nowadays is only a dummy put up

to draw your fire off the real oppressors of society, and the fraction

of his salary that he can spend as he likes is usually far too small for

his risk, his trouble, and the condition of personal slavery to which

he is reduced. What private man in England is worse off than the

constitutional monarch? We deny him all privacy; he may not marry whom

he chooses, consort with whom he prefers, dress according to his taste,

or live where he pleases. I don’t believe he may even eat or drink what

he likes best; a taste for tripe and onions on his part would provoke

a remonstrance from the Privy Council. We dictate everything except his

thoughts and dreams, and even these he must keep to himself if they are

not suitable, in our opinion, to his condition. The work we impose on

him has all the hardship of mere task work; it is unfruitful, incessant,

monotonous, and has to be transacted for the most part with nervous

bores. We make his kingdom a treadmill to him, and drive him to and fro

on the face of it. Finally, having taken everything else that men prize

from him, we fall upon his character, and that of every person to whom

he ventures to show favor. We impose enormous expenses on him,

stint him, and then rail at his parsimony. We use him as I use those

statues--stick him up in the place of honor for our greater convenience

in disfiguring and abusing him. We send him forth through our crowded

cities, proclaiming that he is the source of all good and evil in the

nation, and he, knowing that many people believe it, knowing that it is

a lie, and that he is powerless to shorten the working day by one hour,

raise wages one penny, or annul the smallest criminal sentence, however

unjust it may seem to him; knowing that every miner in the kingdom can

manufacture dynamite, and that revolvers are sold for seven and sixpence

apiece; knowing that he is not bullet proof, and that every king in

Europe has been shot at in the streets; he must smile and bow and

maintain an expression of gracious enjoyment whilst the mayor and

corporation inflict upon him the twaddling address he has heard a

thousand times before. I do not ask you to be loyal, Erskine; but I

expect you, in common humanity, to sympathize with the chief figure

in the pageant, who is no more accountable for the manifold evils and

abominations that exist in his realm than the Lord Mayor is accountable

for the thefts of the pickpockets who follow his show on the ninth of

November.”

Sir Charles laughed at the trouble Trefusis took to prove his case, and

said soothingly, “My dear fellow, kings are used to it, and expect it,

and like it.”

“And probably do not see themselves as I see them, any more than common

people do,” assented Trefusis.

“What an exquisite face!” exclaimed Erskine suddenly, catching sight of

a photograph in a rich gold and coral frame on a miniature easel draped

with ruby velvet. Trefusis turned quickly, so evidently gratified that

Sir Charles hastened to say, “Charming!” Then, looking at the portrait,

he added, as if a little startled, “It certainly is an extraordinarily

attractive face.”

“Years ago,” said Trefusis, “when I saw that face for the first time, I

felt as you feel now.”

Silence ensued, the two visitors looking at the portrait, Trefusis

looking at them.

“Curious style of beauty,” said Sir Charles at last, not quite so

assuredly as before.

Trefusis laughed unpleasantly. “Do you recognize the artist--the

enthusiastic amateur--in her?” he said, opening another drawer and

taking out a bundle of drawings, which he handed to be examined.

“Very clever. Very clever indeed,” said Sir Charles. “I should like to

meet the lady.”

“I have often been on the point of burning them,” said Trefusis; “but

there they are, and there they are likely to remain. The portrait has

been much admired.”

“Can you give us an introduction to the original, old fellow?” said

Erskine.

“No, happily. She is dead.”

Disagreeably shocked, they looked at him for a moment with aversion.

Then Erskine, turning with pity and disappointment to the picture, said,

“Poor girl! Was she married?”

“Yes. To me.”

“Mrs. Trefusis!” exclaimed Sir Charles. “Ah! Dear me!”

Erskine, with proof before him that it was possible for a beautiful girl

to accept Trefusis, said nothing.

“I keep her portrait constantly before me to correct my natural

amativeness. I fell in love with her and married her. I have fallen in

love once or twice since but a glance at my lost Hetty has cured me of

the slightest inclination to marry.”

Sir Charles did not reply. It occurred to him that Lady Brandon’s

portrait, if nothing else were left of her, might be useful in the same

way.

“Come, you will marry again one of these days,” said Erskine, in a

forced tone of encouragement.

“It is possible. Men should marry, especially rich men. But I assure you

I have no present intention of doing so.”

Erskine’s color deepened, and he moved away to the table where the

albums lay.

“This is the collection of photographs I spoke of,” said Trefusis,

following him and opening one of the books. “I took many of them myself

under great difficulties with regard to light--the only difficulty that

money could not always remove. This is a view of my father’s house--or

rather one of his houses. It cost seventy-five thousand pounds.”

“Very handsome indeed,” said Sir Charles, secretly disgusted at being

invited to admire a photograph, such as house agents exhibit, of a

vulgarly designed country house, merely because it had cost seventy-five

thousand pounds. The figures were actually written beneath the picture.

“This is the drawing-room, and this one of the best bedrooms. In the

right-hand corner of the mount you will see a note of the cost of

the furniture, fittings, napery, and so forth. They were of the most

luxurious description.”

“Very interesting,” said Sir Charles, hardly disguising the irony of the

comment.

“Here is a view--this is the first of my own attempts--of the apartment

of one of the under servants. It is comfortable and spacious, and

solidly furnished.”

“So I perceive.”

“These are the stables. Are they not handsome?”

“Palatial. Quite palatial.”

“There is every luxury that a horse could desire, including plenty of

valets to wait on him. You are noting the figures, I hope. There is the

cost of the building and the expenditure per horse per annum.”

“I see.”

“Here is the exterior of a house. What do you think of it?”

“It is rather picturesque in its dilapidation.”

“Picturesque! Would you like to live in it?”

“No,” said Erskine. “I don’t see anything very picturesque about it.

What induced you to photograph such a wretched old rookery?”

“Here is a view of the best room in it. Photography gives you a fair

idea of the broken flooring and patched windows, but you must imagine

the dirt and the odor of the place. Some of the stains are weather

stains, others came from smoke and filth. The landlord of the house

holds it from a peer and lets it out in tenements. Three families

occupied that room when I photographed it. You will see by the figures

in the corner that it is more profitable to the landlord than an average

house in Mayfair. Here is the cellar, let to a family for one and

sixpence a week, and considered a bargain. The sun never shines there,

of course. I took it by artificial light. You may add to the rent the

cost of enough bad beer to make the tenant insensible to the filth of

the place. Beer is the chloroform that enables the laborer to endure the

severe operation of living; that is why we can always assure one another

over our wine that the rascal’s misery is due to his habit of drinking.

We are down on him for it, because, if he could bear his life without

beer, we should save his beer-money--get him for lower wages. In short,

we should be richer and he soberer. Here is the yard; the arrangements

are indescribable. Seven of the inhabitants of that house had worked for

years in my father’s mill. That is, they had created a considerable part

of the vast sums of money for drawing your attention to which you were

disgusted with me just now.”

“Not at all,” said Sir Charles faintly.

“You can see how their condition contrasts with that of my father’s

horses. The seven men to whom I have alluded, with three hundred others,

were thrown destitute upon the streets by this.” (Here he turned over a

leaf and displayed a photograph of an elaborate machine.) “It enabled my

father to dispense with their services, and to replace them by a handful

of women and children. He had bought the patent of the machine for fifty

pounds from the inventor, who was almost ruined by the expenses of his

ingenuity, and would have sacrificed anything for a handful of ready

money. Here is a portrait of my father in his masonic insignia. He

believed that freemasons generally get on in the world, and as the main

object of his life was to get on, he joined them, and wanted me to do

the same. But I object to pretended secret societies and hocus pocus,

and would not. You see what he was--a portly, pushing, egotistical

tradesman. Mark the successful man, the merchant prince with argosies

on every sea, the employer of thousands of hands, the munificent

contributor to public charities, the churchwarden, the member

of parliament, and the generous patron of his relatives his

self-approbation struggling with the instinctive sense of baseness

in the money-hunter, the ignorant and greedy filcher of the labor

of others, the seller of his own mind and manhood for luxuries and

delicacies that he was too lowlived to enjoy, and for the society of

people who made him feel his inferiority at every turn.”

“And the man to whom you owe everything you possess,” said Erskine

boldly.

“I possess very little. Everything he left me, except a few pictures, I

spent long ago, and even that was made by his slaves and not by him. My

wealth comes day by day fresh from the labor of the wretches who live in

the dens I have just shown you, or of a few aristocrats of labor who are

within ten shillings a week of being worse off. However, there is some

excuse for my father. Once, at an election riot, I got into a free

fight. I am a peaceful man, but as I had either to fight or be knocked

down and trampled upon, I exchanged blows with men who were perhaps as

peacefully disposed as I. My father, launched into a free competition

(free in the sense that the fight is free: that is, lawless)--my father

had to choose between being a slave himself and enslaving others.

He chose the latter, and as he was applauded and made much of for

succeeding, who dare blame him? Not I. Besides, he did something to

destroy the anarchy that enabled him to plunder society with impunity.

He furnished me, its enemy, with the powerful weapon of a large fortune.

Thus our system of organizing industry sometimes hatches the eggs from

which its destroyers break. Does Lady Brandon wear much lace?”

“I--No; that is--How the deuce do I know, Trefusis? What an

extraordinary question!”

“This is a photograph of a lace school. It was a filthy room, twelve

feet square. It was paved with brick, and the children were not allowed

to wear their boots, lest the lace should get muddy. However, as

there were twenty of them working there for fifteen hours a day--all

girls--they did not suffer much from cold. They were pretty tightly

packed--may be still, for aught I know. They brought three or four

shillings a week sometimes to their fond parents; and they were very

quick-fingered little creatures, and stuck intensely to their work, as

the overseer always hit them when they looked up or--”

“Trefusis,” said Sir Charles, turning away from the table, “I beg your

pardon, but I have no appetite for horrors. You really must not ask me

to go through your collection. It is no doubt very interesting, but I

can’t stand it. Have you nothing pleasant to entertain me with?”

“Pooh! you are squeamish. However, as you are a novice, let us put off

the rest until you are seasoned. The pictures are not all horrible. Each

book refers to a different country. That one contains illustrations of

modern civilization in Germany, for instance. That one is France; that,

British India. Here you have the United States of America, home of

liberty, theatre of manhood suffrage, kingless and lordless land of

Protection, Republicanism, and the realized Radical Programme, where all

the black chattel slaves were turned into wage-slaves (like my father’s

white fellows) at a cost of 800,000 lives and wealth incalculable.

You and I are paupers in comparison with the great capitalists of that

country, where the laborers fight for bones with the Chinamen, like

dogs. Some of these great men presented me with photographs of their

yachts and palaces, not anticipating the use to which I would put them.

Here are some portraits that will not harrow your feelings. This is my

mother, a woman of good family, every inch a lady. Here is a Lancashire

lass, the daughter of a common pitman. She has exactly the same physical

characteristics as my well-born mother--the same small head, delicate

features, and so forth; they might be sisters. This villainous-looking

pair might be twin brothers, except that there is a trace of good humor

about the one to the right. The good-humored one is a bargee on the

Lyvern Canal. The other is one of the senior noblemen of the British

Peerage. They illustrate the fact that Nature, even when perverted by

generations of famine fever, ignores the distinctions we set up

between men. This group of men and women, all tolerably intelligent

and thoughtful looking, are so-called enemies of society--Nihilists,

Anarchists, Communards, members of the International, and so on. These

other poor devils, worried, stiff, strumous, awkward, vapid, and rather

coarse, with here and there a passably pretty woman, are European kings,

queens, grand-dukes, and the like. Here are ship-captains, criminals,

poets, men of science, peers, peasants, political economists, and

representatives of dozens of degrees. The object of the collection is

to illustrate the natural inequality of man, and the failure of our

artificial inequality to correspond with it.”

“It seems to me a sort of infernal collection for the upsetting of

people’s ideas,” said Erskine. “You ought to label it ‘A Portfolio of

Paradoxes.’”

“In a rational state of society they would be paradoxes; but now

the time gives them proof--like Hamlet’s paradox. It is, however, a

collection of facts; and I will give no fanciful name to it. You dislike

figures, don’t you?”

“Unless they are by Phidias, yes.”

“Here are a few, not by Phidias. This is the balance sheet of an

attempt I made some years ago to carry out the idea of an International

Association of Laborers--commonly known as THE International--or union

of all workmen throughout the world in defence of the interests of

labor. You see the result. Expenditure, four thousand five hundred

pounds. Subscriptions received from working-men, twenty-two pounds seven

and ten pence halfpenny. The British workmen showed their sense of my

efforts to emancipate them by accusing me of making a good thing out of

the Association for my own pocket, and by mobbing and stoning me twice.

I now help them only when they show some disposition to help themselves.

I occupy myself partly in working out a scheme for the reorganization of

industry, and partly in attacking my own class, women and all, as I am

attacking you.”

“There is little use in attacking us, I fear,” said Sir Charles.

“Great use,” said Trefusis confidently. “You have a very different

opinion of our boasted civilization now from that which you held when I

broke your wall down and invited those Land Nationalization zealots to

march across your pleasure ground. You have seen in my album something

you had not seen an hour ago, and you are consequently not quite the

same man you were an hour ago. My pictures stick in the mind longer than

your scratchy etchings, or the leaden things in which you fancy you see

tender harmonies in gray. Erskine’s next drama may be about liberty,

but its Patriot Martyrs will have something better to do than spout

balderdash against figure-head kings who in all their lives never

secretly plotted as much dastardly meanness, greed, cruelty, and

tyranny as is openly voted for in London by every half-yearly meeting

of dividend-consuming vermin whose miserable wage-slaves drudge sixteen

hours out of the twenty-four.”

“What is going to be the end of it all?” said Sir Charles, a little

dazed.

“Socialism or Smash. Socialism if the race has at last evolved the

faculty of coordinating the functions of a society too crowded and

complex to be worked any longer on the old haphazard private-property

system. Unless we reorganize our society socialistically--humanly a most

arduous and magnificent enterprise, economically a most simple and sound

one--Free Trade by itself will ruin England, and I will tell you exactly

how. When my father made his fortune we had the start of all other

nations in the organization of our industry and in our access to iron

and coal. Other nations bought our products for less than they must have

spent to raise them at home, and yet for so much more than they cost

us, that profits rolled in Atlantic waves upon our capitalists. When

the workers, by their trades-unions, demanded a share of the luck in

the form of advanced wages, it paid better to give them the little they

dared to ask than to stop gold-gathering to fight and crush them. But

now our customers have set up in their own countries improved copies of

our industrial organization, and have discovered places where iron

and coal are even handier than they are by this time in England. They

produce for themselves, or buy elsewhere, what they formerly bought

from us. Our profits are vanishing, our machinery is standing idle,

our workmen are locked out. It pays now to stop the mills and fight

and crush the unions when the men strike, no longer for an advance, but

against a reduction. Now that these unions are beaten, helpless, and

drifting to bankruptcy as the proportion of unemployed men in their

ranks becomes greater, they are being petted and made much of by our

class; an infallible sign that they are making no further progress in

their duty of destroying us. The small capitalists are left stranded by

the ebb; the big ones will follow the tide across the water, and

rebuild their factories where steam power, water power, labor power,

and transport are now cheaper than in England, where they used to be

cheapest. The workers will emigrate in pursuit of the factory, but they

will multiply faster than they emigrate, and be told that their own

exorbitant demand for wages is driving capital abroad, and must continue

to do so whilst there is a Chinaman or a Hindoo unemployed to underbid

them. As the British factories are shut up, they will be replaced by

villas; the manufacturing districts will become fashionable resorts for

capitalists living on the interest of foreign investments; the farms and

sheep runs will be cleared for deer forests. All products that can

in the nature of things be manufactured elsewhere than where they are

consumed will be imported in payment of deer-forest rents from foreign

sportsmen, or of dividends due to shareholders resident in England, but

holding shares in companies abroad, and these imports will not be paid

for by ex ports, because rent and interest are not paid for at all--a

fact which the Free Traders do not yet see, or at any rate do not

mention, although it is the key to the whole mystery of their opponents.

The cry for Protection will become wild, but no one will dare resort to

a demonstrably absurd measure that must raise prices before it raises

wages, and that has everywhere failed to benefit the worker. There will

be no employment for anyone except in doing things that must be done on

the spot, such as unpacking and distributing the imports, ministering to

the proprietors as domestic servants, or by acting, preaching, paving,

lighting, housebuilding, and the rest; and some of these, as the

capitalist comes to regard ostentation as vulgar, and to enjoy a simpler

life, will employ fewer and fewer people. A vast proletariat, beginning

with a nucleus of those formerly employed in export trades, with their

multiplying progeny, will be out of employment permanently. They will

demand access to the land and machinery to produce for themselves. They

will be refused. They will break a few windows and be dispersed with

a warning to their leaders. They will burn a few houses and murder a

policeman or two, and then an example will be made of the warned. They

will revolt, and be shot down with machine-guns--emigrated--exterminated

anyhow and everyhow; for the proprietary classes have no idea of any

other means of dealing with the full claims of labor. You yourself,

though you would give fifty pounds to Jansenius’s emigration fund

readily enough, would call for the police, the military, and the Riot

Act, if the people came to Brandon Beeches and bade you turn out and

work for your living with the rest. Well, the superfluous proletariat

destroyed, there will remain a population of capitalists living on

gratuitous imports and served by a disaffected retinue. One day the

gratuitous imports will stop in consequence of the occurrence abroad of

revolution and repudiation, fall in the rate of interest, purchase of

industries by governments for lump sums, not reinvestable, or what

not. Our capitalist community is then thrown on the remains of the last

dividend, which it consumes long before it can rehabilitate its extinct

machinery of production in order to support itself with its own hands.

Horses, dogs, cats, rats, blackberries, mushrooms, and cannibalism only

postpone--”

“Ha! ha! ha!” shouted Sir Charles. “On my honor, I thought you were

serious at first, Trefusis. Come, confess, old chap; it’s all a fad of

yours. I half suspected you of being a bit of a crank.” And he winked at

Erskine.

“What I have described to you is the inevitable outcome of our present

Free Trade policy without Socialism. The theory of Free Trade is only

applicable to systems of exchange, not to systems of spoliation. Our

system is one of spoliation, and if we don’t abandon it, we must either

return to Protection or go to smash by the road I have just mapped. Now,

sooner than let the Protectionists triumph, the Cobden Club itself would

blow the gaff and point out to the workers that Protection only means

compelling the proprietors of England to employ slaves resident

in England and therefore presumably--though by no means

necessarily--Englishmen. This would open the eyes of the nation at last

to the fact that England is not their property. Once let them understand

that and they would soon make it so. When England is made the property

of its inhabitants collectively, England becomes socialistic. Artificial

inequality will vanish then before real freedom of contract; freedom

of competition, or unhampered emulation, will keep us moving ahead; and

Free Trade will fulfil its promises at last.”

“And the idlers and loafers,” said Erskine. “What of them?”

“You and I, in fact,” said Trefusis, “die of starvation, I suppose,

unless we choose to work, or unless they give us a little out-door

relief in consideration of our bad bringing-up.”

“Do you mean that they will plunder us?” said Sir Charles.

“I mean that they will make us stop plundering them. If they hesitate

to strip us naked, or to cut our throats if we offer them the smallest

resistance, they will show us more mercy than we ever showed them.

Consider what we have done to get our rents in Ireland and Scotland, and

our dividends in Egypt, if you have already forgotten my photographs and

their lesson in our atrocities at home. Why, man, we murder the great

mass of these toilers with overwork and hardship; their average lifetime

is not half as long as ours. Human nature is the same in them as in us.

If we resist them, and succeed in restoring order, as we call it, we

will punish them mercilessly for their insubordination, as we did in

Paris in 1871, where, by-the-bye, we taught them the folly of giving

their enemies quarter. If they beat us, we shall catch it, and serve us

right. Far better turn honest at once and avert bloodshed. Eh, Erskine?”

Erskine was considering what reply he should make, when Trefusis

disconcerted him by ringing a bell. Presently the elderly woman

appeared, pushing before her an oblong table mounted on wheels, like a

barrow.

“Thank you,” said Trefusis, and dismissed her. “Here is some good wine,

some good water, some good fruit, and some good bread. I know that

you cling to wine as to a good familiar creature. As for me, I make no

distinction between it and other vegetable poisons. I abstain from them

all. Water for serenity, wine for excitement. I, having boiling springs

of excitement within myself, am never at a loss for it, and have only

to seek serenity. However,” (here he drew a cork), “a generous goblet

of this will make you feel like gods for half an hour at least. Shall we

drink to your conversion to Socialism?”

Sir Charles shook his head.

“Come, Mr. Donovan Brown, the great artist, is a Socialist, and why

should not you be one?”

“Donovan Brown!” exclaimed Sir Charles with interest. “Is it possible?

Do you know him personally?”

“Here are several letters from him. You may read them; the mere

autograph of such a man is interesting.”

Sir Charles took the letters and read them earnestly, Erskine reading

over his shoulder.

“I most cordially agree with everything he says here,” said Sir Charles.

“It is quite true, quite true.”

“Of course you agree with us. Donovan Brown’s eminence as an artist has

gained me one recruit, and yours as a baronet will gain me some more.”

“But--”

“But what?” said Trefusis, deftly opening one of the albums at a

photograph of a loathsome room.

“You are against that, are you not? Donovan Brown is against it, and I

am against it. You may disagree with us in everything else, but there

you are at one with us. Is it not so?”

“But that may be the result of drunkenness, improvidence, or--”

“My father’s income was fifty times as great as that of Donovan

Brown. Do you believe that Donovan Brown is fifty times as drunken and

improvident as my father was?”

“Certainly not. I do not deny that there is much in what you urge.

Still, you ask me to take a rather important step.”

“Not a bit of it. I don’t ask you to subscribe to, join, or in any way

pledge yourself to any society or conspiracy whatsoever. I only want

your name for private mention to cowards who think Socialism right, but

will not say so because they do not think it respectable. They will not

be ashamed of their convictions when they learn that a baronet shares

them. Socialism offers you something already, you see; a good use for

your hitherto useless title.”

Sir Charles colored a little, conscious that the example of his favorite

painter had influenced him more than his own conviction or the arguments

of Trefusis.

“What do you think, Chester?” he said. “Will you join?”

“Erskine is already committed to the cause of liberty by his published

writings,” said Trefusis. “Three of the pamphlets on that shelf contain

quotations from ‘The Patriot Martyrs.’”

Erskine blushed, flattered by being quoted; an attention that had been

shown him only once before, and then by a reviewer with the object of

proving that the Patriot Martyrs were slovenly in their grammar.

“Come!” said Trefusis. “Shall I write to Donovan Brown that his letters

have gained the cordial assent and sympathy of Sir Charles Brandon?”

“Certainly, certainly. That is, if my unknown name would be of the least

interest to him.”

“Good,” said Trefusis, filling his glass with water. “Erskine, let us

drink to our brother Social Democrat.”

Erskine laughed loudly, but not heartily. “What an ass you are,

Brandon!” he said. “You, with a large landed estate, and bags of gold

invested in railways, calling yourself a Social Democrat! Are you going

to sell out and distribute--to sell all that thou hast and give to the

poor?”

“Not a penny,” replied Trefusis for him promptly. “A man cannot be a

Christian in this country. I have tried it and found it impossible both

in law and in fact. I am a capitalist and a landholder. I have railway

shares, mining shares, building shares, bank shares, and stock of most

kinds; and a great trouble they are to me. But these shares do not

represent wealth actually in existence; they are a mortgage on the labor

of unborn generations of laborers, who must work to keep me and mine in

idleness and luxury. If I sold them, would the mortgage be cancelled and

the unborn generations released from its thrall? No. It would only pass

into the hands of some other capitalist, and the working class would be

no better off for my self-sacrifice. Sir Charles cannot obey the command

of Christ; I defy him to do it. Let him give his land for a public park;

only the richer classes will have leisure to enjoy it. Plant it at the

very doors of the poor, so that they may at last breathe its air, and it

will raise the value of the neighboring houses and drive the poor away.

Let him endow a school for the poor, like Eton or Christ’s Hospital,

and the rich will take it for their own children as they do in the

two instances I have named. Sir Charles does not want to minister to

poverty, but to abolish it. No matter how much you give to the poor,

everything except a bare subsistence wage will be taken from them again

by force. All talk of practicing Christianity, or even bare justice, is

at present mere waste of words. How can you justly reward the laborer

when you cannot ascertain the value of what he makes, owing to the

prevalent custom of stealing it? I know this by experience. I wanted to

pay a just price for my wife’s tomb, but I could not find out its

value, and never shall. The principle on which we farm out our national

industry to private marauders, who recompense themselves by black-mail,

so corrupts and paralyzes us that we cannot be honest even when we want

to. And the reason we bear it so calmly is that very few of us really

want to.”

“I must study this question of value,” said Sir Charles dubiously,

refilling his goblet. “Can you recommend me a good book on the subject?”

“Any good treatise on political economy will do,” said Trefusis. “In

economics all roads lead to Socialism, although in nine cases out of

ten, so far, the economist doesn’t recognize his destination, and incurs

the malediction pronounced by Jeremiah on those who justify the wicked

for reward. I will look you out a book or two. And if you will call on

Donovan Brown the next time you are in London, he will be delighted, I

know. He meets with very few who are capable of sympathizing with him

from both his points of view--social and artistic.”

Sir Charles brightened on being reminded of Donovan Brown. “I shall

esteem an introduction to him a great honor,” he said. “I had no idea

that he was a friend of yours.”

“I was a very practical young Socialist when I first met him,” said

Trefusis. “When Brown was an unknown and wretchedly poor man, my

mother, at the petition of a friend of his, charitably bought one of

his pictures for thirty pounds, which he was very glad to get. Years

afterwards, when my mother was dead, and Brown famous, I was offered

eight hundred pounds for this picture, which was, by-the-bye, a very

bad one in my opinion. Now, after making the usual unjust allowance for

interest on thirty pounds for twelve years or so that had elapsed, the

sale of the picture would have brought me in a profit of over seven

hundred and fifty pounds, an unearned increment to which I had no

righteous claim. My solicitor, to whom I mentioned the matter, was of

opinion that I might justifiably pocket the seven hundred and fifty

pounds as reward for my mother’s benevolence in buying a presumably

worthless picture from an obscure painter. But he failed to convince me

that I ought to be paid for my mother’s virtues, though we agreed that

neither I nor my mother had received any return in the shape of pleasure

in contemplating the work, which had deteriorated considerably by the

fading of the colors since its purchase. At last I went to Brown’s

studio with the picture, and told him that it was worth nothing to me,

as I thought it a particularly bad one, and that he might have it back

again for fifteen pounds, half the first price. He at once told me that

I could get from any dealer more for it than he could afford to give me;

but he told me too that I had no right to make a profit out of his work,

and that he would give me the original price of thirty pounds. I took

it, and then sent him the man who had offered me the eight hundred.

To my discomfiture Brown refused to sell it on any terms, because he

considered it unworthy of his reputation. The man bid up to fifteen

hundred, but Brown held out; and I found that instead of putting seven

hundred and seventy pounds into his pocket I had taken thirty out of

it. I accordingly offered to return the thirty pieces. Brown, taking the

offer as an insult, declined all further communication with me. I then

insisted on the matter being submitted to arbitration, and demanded

fifteen hundred pounds as the full exchange value of the picture. All

the arbitrators agreed that this was monstrous, whereupon I contended

that if they denied my right to the value in exchange, they must admit

my right to the value in use. They assented to this after putting off

their decision for a fortnight in order to read Adam Smith and discover

what on earth I meant by my values in use and exchange. I now showed

that the picture had no value in use to me, as I disliked it, and that

therefore I was entitled to nothing, and that Brown must take back the

thirty pounds. They were glad to concede this also to me, as they were

all artist friends of Brown, and wished him not to lose money by the

transaction, though they of course privately thought that the picture

was, as I described it, a bad one. After that Brown and I became very

good friends. He tolerated my advances, at first lest it should seem

that he was annoyed by my disparagement of his work. Subsequently he

fell into my views much as you have done.”

“That is very interesting,” said Sir Charles. “What a noble

thing--refusing fifteen hundred pounds! He could ill afford it,

probably.”

“Heroic--according to nineteenth century notions of heroism. Voluntarily

to throw away a chance of making money! that is the ne plus ultra of

martyrdom. Brown’s wife was extremely angry with him for doing it.”

“It is an interesting story--or might be made so,” said Erskine. “But

you make my head spin with your confounded exchange values and stuff.

Everything is a question of figures with you.”

“That comes of my not being a poet,” said Trefusis. “But we Socialists

need to study the romantic side of our movement to interest women in it.

If you want to make a cause grow, instruct every woman you meet in it.

She is or will one day be a wife, and will contradict her husband with

scraps of your arguments. A squabble will follow. The son will listen,

and will be set thinking if he be capable of thought. And so the mind

of the people gets leavened. I have converted many young women. Most of

them know no more of the economic theory of Socialism than they know of

Chaldee; but they no longer fear or condemn its name. Oh, I assure you

that much can be done in that way by men who are not afraid of women,

and who are not in too great a hurry to see the harvest they have sown

for.”

“Take care. Some of your lady proselytes may get the better of you some

day. The future husband to be contradicted may be Sidney Trefusis. Ha!

ha! ha!” Sir Charles had emptied a second large goblet of wine, and was

a little flushed and boisterous.

“No,” said Trefusis, “I have had enough of love myself, and am not

likely to inspire it. Women do not care for men to whom, as Erskine

says, everything is a question of figures. I used to flirt with women;

now I lecture them, and abhor a man-flirt worse than I do a woman one.

Some more wine? Oh, you must not waste the remainder of this bottle.”

“I think we had better go, Brandon,” said Erskine, his mistrust of

Trefusis growing. “We promised to be back before two.”

“So you shall,” said Trefusis. “It is not yet a quarter past one.

By-the-bye, I have not shown you Donovan Brown’s pet instrument for the

regeneration of society. Here it is. A monster petition praying that the

holding back from the laborer of any portion of the net value produced

by his labor be declared a felony. That is all.”

Erskine nudged Sir Charles, who said hastily, “Thank you, but I had

rather not sign anything.”

“A baronet sign such a petition!” exclaimed Trefusis. “I did not think

of asking you. I only show it to you as an interesting historical

document, containing the autographs of a few artists and poets. There is

Donovan Brown’s for example. It was he who suggested the petition, which

is not likely to do much good, as the thing cannot be done in any such

fashion However, I have promised Brown to get as many signatures as I

can; so you may as well sign it, Erskine. It says nothing in blank verse

about the holiness of slaying a tyrant, but it is a step in the right

direction. You will not stick at such a trifle--unless the reviews have

frightened you. Come, your name and address.”

Erskine shook his head.

“Do you then only commit yourself to revolutionary sentiments when there

is a chance of winning fame as a poet by them?”

“I will not sign, simply because I do not choose to,” said Erskine

warmly.

“My dear fellow,” said Trefusis, almost affectionately, “if a man has a

conscience he can have no choice in matters of conviction. I have read

somewhere in your book that the man who will not shed his blood for the

liberty of his brothers is a coward and a slave. Will you not shed a

drop of ink--my ink, too--for the right of your brothers to the work

of their hands? I at first sight did not care to sign this petition,

because I would as soon petition a tiger to share his prey with me as

our rulers to relax their grip of the stolen labor they live on. But

Donovan Brown said to me, ‘You have no choice. Either you believe that

the laborer should have the fruit of his labor or you do not. If you

do, put your conviction on record, even if it should be as useless as

Pilate’s washing his hands.’ So I signed.”

“Donovan Brown was right,” said Sir Charles. “I will sign.” And he did

so with a flourish.

“Brown will be delighted,” said Trefusis. “I will write to him to-day

that I have got another good signature for him.”

“Two more,” said Sir Charles. “You shall sign, Erskine; hang me if you

shan’t! It is only against rascals that run away without paying their

men their wages.”

“Or that don’t pay them in full,” observed Trefusis, with a curious

smile. “But do not sign if you feel uncomfortable about it.”

“If you don’t sign after me, you are a sneak, Chester,” said Sir

Charles.

“I don’t know what it means,” said Erskine, wavering. “I don’t

understand petitions.”

“It means what it says; you cannot be held responsible for any meaning

that is not expressed in it,” said Trefusis. “But never mind. You

mistrust me a little, I fancy, and would rather not meddle with my

petitions; but you will think better of that as you grow used to me.

Meanwhile, there is no hurry. Don’t sign yet.”

“Nonsense! I don’t doubt your good faith,” said Erskine, hastily

disavowing suspicions which he felt but could not account for. “Here

goes!” And he signed.

“Well done!” said Trefusis. “This will make Brown happy for the rest of

the month.”

“It is time for us to go now,” said Erskine gloomily.

“Look in upon me at any time; you shall be welcome,” said Trefusis. “You

need not stand upon any sort of ceremony.”

Then they parted; Sir Charles assuring Trefusis that he had never spent

a more interesting morning, and shaking hands with him at considerable

length three times. Erskine said little until he was in the Riverside

Road with his friend, when he suddenly burst out:

“What the devil do you mean by drinking two tumblers of such staggering

stuff at one o’clock in the day in the house of a dangerous man like

that? I am very sorry I went into the fellow’s place. I had misgivings

about it, and they have been fully borne out.”

“How so?” said Sir Charles, taken aback.

“He has overreached us. I was a deuced fool to sign that paper, and so

were you. It was for that that he invited us.”

“Rubbish, my dear boy. It was not his paper, but Donovan Brown’s.”

“I doubt it. Most likely he talked Brown into signing it just as he

talked us. I tell you his ways are all crooked, like his ideas. Did you

hear how he lied about Miss Lindsay?”

“Oh, you were mistaken about that. He does not care two straws for her

or for anyone.”

“Well, if you are satisfied, I am not. You would not be in such high

spirits over it if you had taken as little wine as I.”

“Pshaw! you’re too ridiculous. It was capital wine. Do you mean to say I

am drunk?”

“No. But you would not have signed if you had not taken that second

goblet. If you had not forced me--I could not get out of it after

you set the example--I would have seen him d--d sooner than have had

anything to do with his petition.”

“I don’t see what harm can come of it,” said Sir Charles, braving out

some secret disquietude.

“I will never go into his house again,” said Erskine moodily. “We were

just like two flies in a spider’s web.”

Meanwhile, Trefusis was fulfilling his promise to write to Donovan

Brown.

“Sallust’s House.

“Dear Brown: I have spent the forenoon angling for a couple of very

young fish, and have landed them with more trouble than they are worth.

One has gaudy scales: he is a baronet, and an amateur artist, save the

mark. All my arguments and my little museum of photographs were lost on

him; but when I mentioned your name, and promised him an introduction to

you, he gorged the bait greedily. He was half drunk when he signed; and

I should not have let him touch the paper if I had not convinced myself

beforehand that he means well, and that my wine had only freed his

natural generosity from his conventional cowardice and prejudice.

We must get his name published in as many journals as possible as a

signatory to the great petition; it will draw on others as your name

drew him. The second novice, Chichester Erskine, is a young poet.

He will not be of much use to us, though he is a devoted champion of

liberty in blank verse, and dedicates his works to Mazzini, etc. He

signed reluctantly. All this hesitation is the uncertainty that comes

of ignorance; they have not found out the truth for themselves, and are

afraid to trust me, matters having come to the pass at which no man

dares trust his fellow.

“I have met a pretty young lady here who might serve you as a model for

Hypatia. She is crammed with all the prejudices of the peerage, but I am

effecting a cure. I have set my heart on marrying her to Erskine, who,

thinking that I am making love to her on my own account, is jealous. The

weather is pleasant here, and I am having a merry life of it, but I find

myself too idle. Etc., etc., etc.”

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