CHAPTER XI

Brandon Beeches, in the Thames valley, was the seat of Sir Charles

Brandon, seventh baronet of that name. He had lost his father before

attaining his majority, and had married shortly afterwards; so that in

his twenty-fifth year he was father to three children. He was a little

worn, in spite of his youth, but he was tall and agreeable, had a

winning way of taking a kind and soothing view of the misfortunes of

others, could tell a story well, liked music and could play and sing

a little, loved the arts of design and could sketch a little in water

colors, read every magazine from London to Paris that criticised

pictures, had travelled a little, fished a little, shot a little,

botanized a little, wandered restlessly in the footsteps of women, and

dissipated his energies through all the small channels that his wealth

opened and his talents made easy to him. He had no large knowledge of

any subject, though he had looked into many just far enough to replace

absolute unconsciousness of them with measurable ignorance. Never having

enjoyed the sense of achievement, he was troubled with unsatisfied

aspirations that filled him with melancholy and convinced him that he

was a born artist. His wife found him selfish, peevish, hankering after

change, and prone to believe that he was attacked by dangerous disease

when he was only catching cold.

Lady Brandon, who believed that he understood all the subjects he

talked about because she did not understand them herself, was one of

his disappointments. In person she resembled none of the types of beauty

striven after by the painters of her time, but she had charms to which

few men are insensible. She was tall, soft, and stout, with ample and

shapely arms, shoulders, and hips. With her small head, little ears,

pretty lips, and roguish eye, she, being a very large creature,

presented an immensity of half womanly, half infantile loveliness which

smote even grave men with a desire to clasp her in their arms and kiss

her. This desire had scattered the desultory intellectual culture of Sir

Charles at first sight. His imagination invested her with the taste for

the fine arts which he required from a wife, and he married her in her

first season, only to discover that the amativeness in her temperament

was so little and languid that she made all his attempts at fondness

ridiculous, and robbed the caresses for which he had longed of all their

anticipated ecstasy. Intellectually she fell still further short of his

hopes. She looked upon his favorite art of painting as a pastime for

amateur and a branch of the house-furnishing trade for professional

artists. When he was discussing it among his friends, she would

offer her opinion with a presumption which was the more trying as she

frequently blundered upon a sound conclusion whilst he was reasoning his

way to a hollow one with his utmost subtlety and seriousness. On such

occasions his disgust did not trouble her in the least; she triumphed in

it. She had concluded that marriage was a greater folly, and men greater

fools, than she had supposed; but such beliefs rather lightened her

sense of responsibility than disappointed her, and, as she had plenty of

money, plenty of servants, plenty of visitors, and plenty of exercise

on horseback, of which she was immoderately fond, her time passed

pleasantly enough. Comfort seemed to her the natural order of life;

trouble always surprised her. Her husband’s friends, who mistrusted

every future hour, and found matter for bitter reflection in many past

ones, were to her only examples of the power of sedentary habits and

excessive reading to make men tripped and dull.

One fine May morning, as she cantered along the avenue at Brandon

Beeches on a powerful bay horse, the gates at the end opened and a young

man sped through them on a bicycle. He was of slight frame, with fine

dark eyes and delicate nostrils. When he recognized Lady Brandon he

waved his cap, and when they met he sprang from his inanimate steed, at

which the bay horse shied.

“Don’t, you silly beast!” she cried, whacking the animal with the butt

of her whip. “Though it’s natural enough, goodness knows! How d’ye do?

The idea of anyone rich enough to afford a horse riding on a wheel like

that!”

“But I am not rich enough to afford a horse,” he said, approaching her

to pat the bay, having placed the bicycle against a tree. “Besides, I am

afraid of horses, not being accustomed to them; and I know nothing about

feeding them. My steed needs no food. He doesn’t bite nor kick. He never

goes lame, nor sickens, nor dies, nor needs a groom, nor--”

“That’s all bosh,” said Lady Brandon impetuously. “It stumbles, and

gives you the most awful tosses, and it goes lame by its treadles and

thingamejigs coming off, and it wears out, and is twice as much trouble

to keep clean and scrape the mud off as a horse, and all sorts of

things. I think the most ridiculous sight in the world is a man on a

bicycle, working away with his feet as hard as he possibly can, and

believing that his horse is carrying him instead of, as anyone can see,

he carrying the horse. You needn’t tell me that it isn’t easier to walk

in the ordinary way than to drag a great dead iron thing along with you.

It’s not good sense.”

“Nevertheless I can carry it a hundred miles further in a day than I can

carry myself alone. Such are the marvels of machinery. But I know that

we cut a very poor figure beside you and that magnificent creature not

that anyone will look at me whilst you are by to occupy their attention

so much more worthily.”

She darted a glance at him which clouded his vision and made his heart

beat more strongly. This was an old habit of hers. She kept it up from

love of fun, having no idea of the effect it produced on more ardent

temperaments than her own. He continued hastily:

“Is Sir Charles within doors?”

“Oh, it’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of in my life,” she

exclaimed. “A man that lives by himself in a place down by the Riverside

Road like a toy savings bank--don’t you know the things I mean?--called

Sallust’s House, says there is a right of way through our new pleasure

ground. As if anyone could have any right there after all the money we

have spent fencing it on three sides, and building up the wall by the

road, and levelling, and planting, and draining, and goodness knows what

else! And now the man says that all the common people and tramps in the

neighborhood have a right to walk across it because they are too lazy to

go round by the road. Sir Charles has gone to see the man about it. Of

course he wouldn’t do as I wanted him.”

“What was that?”

“Write to tell the man to mind his own business, and to say that the

first person we found attempting to trespass on our property should be

given to the police.”

“Then I shall find no one at home. I beg your pardon for calling it so,

but it is the only place like home to me.”

“Yes; it is so comfortable since we built the billiard room and took

away those nasty hangings in the hall. I was ever so long trying to

per--”

She was interrupted by an old laborer, who hobbled up as fast as his

rheumatism would allow him, and began to speak without further ceremony

than snatching off his cap.

“Th’ave coom to the noo groups, my lady, crowds of ‘em. An’ a parson

with ‘em, an’ a flag! Sur Chorles he don’t know what to say; an’ sooch

doin’s never was.”

Lady Brandon turned pale and pulled at her horse as if to back him out

of some danger. Her visitor, puzzled, asked the old man what he meant.

“There’s goin’ to be a proceyshon through the noo groups,” he replied,

“an’ the master can’t stop ‘em. Th’ave throon down the wall; three yards

of it is lyin’ on Riverside Road. An’ there’s a parson with ‘em, and a

flag. An’ him that lives in Sallust’s hoos, he’s there, hoddin’ ‘em on.”

“Thrown down the wall!” exclaimed Lady Brandon, scarlet with indignation

and pale with apprehension by turns. “What a disgraceful thing! Where

are the police? Chester, will you come with me and see what they are

doing? Sir Charles is no use. Do you think there is any danger?”

“There’s two police,” said the old man, “an’ him that lives at Sallust’s

dar’d them stop him. They’re lookin’ on. An’ there’s a parson among ‘em.

I see him pullin’ away at the wall with his own han’s.”

“I will go and see the fun,” said Chester.

Lady Brandon hesitated. But her anger and curiosity vanquished her

fears. She overtook the bicycle, and they went together through the

gates and by the highroad to the scene the old man had described. A heap

of bricks and mortar lay in the roadway on each side of a breach in

the newly built wall, over which Lady Brandon, from her eminence on

horseback, could see, coming towards her across the pleasure ground, a

column of about thirty persons. They marched three abreast in good order

and in silence; the expression of all except a few mirthful faces being

that of devotees fulfilling a rite. The gravity of the procession was

deepened by the appearance of a clergyman in its ranks, which were

composed of men of the middle class, and a few workmen carrying a banner

inscribed THE SOIL or ENGLAND THE BIRTHRIGHT OF ALL HER PEOPLE. There

were also four women, upon whom Lady Brandon looked with intense

indignation and contempt. None of the men of the neighborhood had dared

to join; they stood in the road whispering, and occasionally venturing

to laugh at the jests of a couple of tramps who had stopped to see the

fun, and who cared nothing for Sir Charles.

He, standing a little way within the field, was remonstrating angrily

with a man of his own class, who stood with his back to the breach and

his hands in the pockets of his snuff-colored clothes, contemplating

the procession with elate satisfaction. Lady Brandon, at once suspecting

that this was the man from Sallust’s House, and encouraged by the

loyalty of the crowd, most of whom made way for her and touched their

hats, hit the bay horse smartly with her whip and rode him, with a

clatter of hoofs and scattering of clods, right at the snuff-colored

enemy, who had to spring hastily aside to avoid her. There was a roar

of laughter from the roadway, and the man turned sharply on her. But he

suddenly smiled affably, replaced his hands in his pockets after raising

his hat, and said:

“How do you do, Miss Carpenter? I thought you were a charge of cavalry.”

“I am not Miss Carpenter, I am Lady Brandon; and you ought to be

ashamed of yourself, Mr. Smilash, if it is you that have brought these

disgraceful people here.”

His eyes as he replied were eloquent with reproach to her for being

no longer Miss Carpenter. “I am not Smilash,” he said; “I am Sidney

Trefusis. I have just had the pleasure of meeting Sir Charles for

the first time, and we shall be the best friends possible when I have

convinced him that it is hardly fair to seize on a path belonging to

the people and compel them to walk a mile and a half round his estate

instead of four hundred yards between two portions of it.”

“I have already told you, sir,” said Sir Charles, “that I intend to open

a still shorter path, and to allow all the well-conducted work-people to

pass through twice a day. This will enable them to go to their work

and return from it; and I will be at the cost of keeping the path in

repair.”

“Thank you,” said Trefusis drily; “but why should we trouble you when

we have a path of our own to use fifty times a day if we choose,

without any man barring our way until our conduct happens to please him?

Besides, your next heir would probably shut the path up the moment he

came into possession.”

“Offering them a path is just what makes them impudent,” said Lady

Brandon to her husband. “Why did you promise them anything? They would

not think it a hardship to walk a mile and a half, or twenty miles, to

a public-house, but when they go to their work they think it dreadful

to have to walk a yard. Perhaps they would like us to lend them the

wagonette to drive in?”

“I have no doubt they would,” said Trefusis, beaming at her.

“Pray leave me to manage here, Jane; this is no place for you. Bring

Erskine to the house. He must be--”

“Why don’t the police make them go away?” said Lady Brandon, too excited

to listen to her husband.

“Hush, Jane, pray. What can three men do against thirty or forty?”

“They ought to take up somebody as an example to the rest.”

“They have offered, in the handsomest manner, to arrest me if Sir

Charles will give me in charge,” said Trefusis.

“There!” said Lady Jane, turning to her husband. “Why don’t you give

him--or someone--in charge?”

“You know nothing about it,” said Sir Charles, vexed by a sense that she

was publicly making him ridiculous.

“If you don’t, I will,” she persisted. “The idea of having our ground

broken into and our new wall knocked down! A nice state of things it

would be if people were allowed to do as they liked with other peoples’

property. I will give every one of them in charge.”

“Would you consign me to a dungeon?” said Trefusis, in melancholy tones.

“I don’t mean you exactly,” she said, relenting. “But I will give

that clergyman into charge, because he ought to know better. He is the

ringleader of the whole thing.”

“He will be delighted, Lady Brandon; he pines for martyrdom. But will

you really give him into custody?”

“I will,” she said vehemently, emphasizing the assurance by a plunge in

the saddle that made the bay stagger.

“On what charge?” he said, patting the horse and looking up at her.

“I don’t care what charge,” she replied, conscious that she was being

admired, and not displeased. “Let them take him up, that’s all.”

Human beings on horseback are so far centaurs that liberties taken with

their horses are almost as personal as liberties taken with themselves.

When Sir Charles saw Trefusis patting the bay he felt as much outraged

as if Lady Brandon herself were being patted, and he felt bitterly

towards her for permitting the familiarity. He uas relieved by the

arrival of the procession. It halted as the leader came up to Trefusis,

who said gravely:

“Gentlemen, I congratulate you on the firmness with which you have this

day asserted the rights of the people of this place to the use of one of

the few scraps of mother earth of which they have not been despoiled.”

“Gentlemen,” shouted an excited member of the procession, “three cheers

for the resumption of the land of England by the people of England! Hip,

hip, hurrah!”

The cheers were given with much spirit, Sir Charles’s cheeks becoming

redder at each repetition. He looked angrily at the clergyman, now

distracted by the charms of Lady Brandon, whose scorn, as she surveyed

the crowd, expressed itself by a pout which became her pretty lips

extremely.

Then a middle-aged laborer stepped from the road into the field, hat in

hand, ducked respectfully, and said: “Look ‘e here, Sir Charles. Don’t

‘e mind them fellers. There ain’t a man belonging to this neighborhood

among ‘em; not one in your employ or on your land. Our dooty to you and

your ladyship, and we will trust to you to do what is fair by us. We

want no interlopers from Lunnon to get us into trouble with your honor,

and--”

“You unmitigated cur,” exclaimed Trefusis fiercely, “what right have you

to give away to his unborn children the liberty of your own?”

“They’re not unborn,” said Lady Brandon indignantly. “That just shows

how little you know about it.”

“No, nor mine either,” said the man, emboldened by her ladyship’s

support. “And who are you that call me a cur?”

“Who am I! I am a rich man--one of your masters, and privileged to call

you what I please. You are a grovelling famine-broken slave. Now go and

seek redress against me from the law. I can buy law enough to ruin you

for less money than it would cost me to shoot deer in Scotland or vermin

here. How do you like that state of things? Eh?”

The man was taken aback. “Sir Charles will stand by me,” he said, after

a pause, with assumed confidence, but with an anxious glance at the

baronet.

“If he does, after witnessing the return you have made me for standing

by you, he is a greater fool than I take him to be.”

“Gently, gently,” said the clergyman. “There is much excuse to be made

for the poor fellow.”

“As gently as you please with any man that is a free man at heart,” said

Trefusis; “but slaves must be driven, and this fellow is a slave to the

marrow.”

“Still, we must be patient. He does not know--”

“He knows a great deal better than you do,” said Lady Brandon,

interrupting. “And the more shame for you, because you ought to know

best. I suppose you were educated somewhere. You will not be satisfied

with yourself when your bishop hears of this. Yes,” she added, turning

to Trefusis with an infantile air of wanting to cry and being forced

to laugh against her will, “you may laugh as much as you please--don’t

trouble to pretend it’s only coughing--but we will write to his bishop,

as he shall find to his cost.”

“Hold your tongue, Jane, for God’s sake,” said Sir Charles, taking her

horse by the bridle and backing him from Trefusis.

“I will not. If you choose to stand here and allow them to walk away

with the walls in their pockets, I don’t, and won’t. Why cannot you make

the police do something?”

“They can do nothing,” said Sir Charles, almost beside himself with

humiliation. “I cannot do anything until I see my solicitor. How can you

bear to stay here wrangling with these fellows? It is SO undignified!”

“It’s all very well to talk of dignity, but I don’t see the dignity of

letting people trample on our grounds without leave. Mr. Smilash,

will you make them all go away, and tell them that they shall all be

prosecuted and put in prison?”

“They are going to the crossroads, to hold a public meeting and--of

course--make speeches. I am desired to say that they deeply regret that

their demonstration should have disturbed you personally, Lady Brandon.”

“So they ought,” she replied. “They don’t look very sorry. They are

getting frightened at what they have done, and they would be glad to

escape the consequences by apologizing, most likely. But they shan’t. I

am not such a fool as they think.”

“They don’t think so. You have proved the contrary.”

“Jane,” said Sir Charles pettishly, “do you know this gentleman?”

“I should think I do,” said Lady Brandon emphatically.

Trefusis bowed as if he had just been formally introduced to the

baronet, who, against his will, returned the salutation stiffly, unable

to ignore an older, firmer, and quicker man under the circumstances.

“This seems an unneighborly business, Sir Charles,” said Trefusis, quite

at his ease; “but as it is a public question, it need not prejudice our

private relations. At least I hope not.”

Sir Charles bowed again, more stiffly than before.

“I am, like you, a capitalist and landlord.”

“Which it seems to me you have no right to be, if you are in earnest,”

struck in Chester, who had been watching the scene in silence by Sir

Charles’s side.

“Which, as you say, I have undoubtedly no right to be,” said Trefusis,

surveying him with interest; “but which I nevertheless cannot help

being. Have I the pleasure of speaking to Mr. Chichester Erskine, author

of a tragedy entitled ‘The Patriot Martyrs,’ dedicated with enthusiastic

devotion to the Spirit of Liberty and half a dozen famous upholders of

that principle, and denouncing in forcible language the tyranny of the

late Tsar of Russia, Bomba of Naples, and Napoleon the Third?”

“Yes, sir,” said Erskine, reddening; for he felt that this description

might make his drama seem ridiculous to those present who had not read

it.

“Then,” said Trefusis, extending his hand--Erskine at first thought for

a hearty shake--“give me half-a-crown towards the cost of our expedition

here to-day to assert the right of the people to tread the soil we are

standing upon.”

“You shall do nothing of the sort, Chester,” cried Lady Brandon. “I

never heard of such a thing in my life! Do you pay us for the wall and

fence your people have broken, Mr. Smilash; that would be more to the

purpose.”

“If I could find a thousand men as practical as you, Lady Brandon,

I might accomplish the next great revolution before the end of this

season.” He looked at her for a moment curiously, as if trying to

remember; and then added inconsequently: “How are your friends? There

was a Miss--Miss--I am afraid I have forgotten all the names except your

own.”

“Gertrude Lindsay is staying with us. Do you remember her?”

“I think--no, I am afraid I do not. Let me see. Was she a haughty young

lady?”

“Yes,” said Lady Brandon eagerly, forgetting the wall and fence. “But

who do you think is coming next Thursday? I met her accidentally the

last time I was in town. She’s not a bit changed. You can’t forget her,

so don’t pretend to be puzzled.”

“You have not told me who she is yet. And I shall probably not remember

her. You must not expect me to recognize everyone instantaneously, as I

recognized you.”

“What stuff! You will know Agatha fast enough.”

“Agatha Wylie!” he said, with sudden gravity.

“Yes. She is coming on Thursday. Are you glad?”

“I fear I shall have no opportunity of seeing her.”

“Oh, of course you must see her. It will be so jolly for us all to meet

again just as we used. Why can’t you come to luncheon on Thursday?”

“I shall be delighted, if you will really allow me to come after my

conduct here.”

“The lawyers will settle that. Now that you have found out who we are

you will stop pulling down our walls, of course.”

“Of course,” said Trefusis, smiling, as he took out a pocket diary and

entered the engagement. “I must hurry away to the crossroads. They have

probably voted me into the chair by this time, and are waiting for me

to open their meeting. Good-bye. You have made this place, which I was

growing tired of, unexpectedly interesting to me.”

They exchanged glances of the old college pattern. Then he nodded to

Sir Charles, waved his hand familiarly to Erskine, and followed the

procession, which was by this time out of sight.

Sir Charles, who, waiting to speak, had been repeatedly baffled by the

hasty speeches of his wife and the unhesitating replies of Trefusis, now

turned angrily upon her, saying:

“What do you mean by inviting that fellow to my house?”

“Your house, indeed! I will invite whom I please. You are getting into

one of your tempers.”

Sir Charles looked about him. Erskine had discreetly slipped away, and

was in the road, tightening a screw in his bicycle. The few persons who

remained were out of earshot.

“Who and what the devil is he, and how do you come to know him?” he

demanded. He never swore in the presence of any lady except his wife,

and then only when they were alone.

“He is a gentleman, which is more than you are,” she retorted, and, with

a cut of her whip that narrowly missed her husband’s shoulder, sent the

bay plunging through the gap.

“Come along,” she said to Erskine. “We shall be late for luncheon.”

“Had we not better wait for Sir Charles?” he asked injudiciously.

“Never mind Sir Charles, he is in the sulks,” she said, without abating

her voice. “Come along.” And she went off at a canter, Erskine following

her with a misgiving that his visit was unfortunately timed.

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