AFTER WHITSUNTIDE.

_Brown._ You're looking extremely well.

_Jones._ Never fitter!

_Brown._ Took a run to Paris, eh?

_Jones._ No. Saw French play, though.

_Brown._ Went to seaside or river, eh?

_Jones._ No. Can't stand expensive discomfort. I had some decent

boating, though.

_Brown._ Went for inland scenery?

_Jones._ No; although I sauntered under noble trees, and got some

magnificent views.

_Brown._ Switzerland? Italy?

_Jones._ No time for long journeys. I enjoyed fine air, and walked

twenty miles a day; studied fine Old Masters, and enjoyed a stroll in a

museum which has no equal.

_Brown._ Really!! Then, in the name of wonder, _where_ have you been

staying?

_Jones._ In London.

[_Farewells exchanged, and exeunt._

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