VII. THE HUMILITY OF MRS. GRUNDY

In short, the new education is as harsh as the old, whether or no it is

as high. The freest fad, as much as the strictest formula, is stiff with

authority. It is because the humane father thinks soldiers wrong that

they are forbidden; there is no pretense, there can be no pretense, that

the boy would think so. The average boy’s impression certainly would

be simply this: “If your father is a Methodist you must not play with

soldiers on Sunday. If your father is a Socialist you must not play

with them even on week days.” All educationists are utterly dogmatic and

authoritarian. You cannot have free education; for if you left a child

free you would not educate him at all. Is there, then, no distinction

or difference between the most hide-bound conventionalists and the most

brilliant and bizarre innovators? Is there no difference between the

heaviest heavy father and the most reckless and speculative maiden aunt?

Yes; there is. The difference is that the heavy father, in his heavy

way, is a democrat. He does not urge a thing merely because to his

fancy it should be done; but, because (in his own admirable republican

formula) “Everybody does it.” The conventional authority does claim some

popular mandate; the unconventional authority does not. The Puritan who

forbids soldiers on Sunday is at least expressing Puritan opinion;

not merely his own opinion. He is not a despot; he is a democracy, a

tyrannical democracy, a dingy and local democracy perhaps; but one that

could do and has done the two ultimate virile things--fight and appeal

to God. But the veto of the new educationist is like the veto of

the House of Lords; it does not pretend to be representative. These

innovators are always talking about the blushing modesty of Mrs. Grundy.

I do not know whether Mrs. Grundy is more modest than they are; but I am

sure she is more humble.

But there is a further complication. The more anarchic modern may again

attempt to escape the dilemma by saying that education should only be

an enlargement of the mind, an opening of all the organs of receptivity.

Light (he says) should be brought into darkness; blinded and thwarted

existences in all our ugly corners should merely be permitted to

perceive and expand; in short, enlightenment should be shed over

darkest London. Now here is just the trouble; that, in so far as this

is involved, there is no darkest London. London is not dark at all; not

even at night. We have said that if education is a solid substance, then

there is none of it. We may now say that if education is an abstract

expansion there is no lack of it. There is far too much of it. In fact,

there is nothing else.

There are no uneducated people. Everybody in England is educated; only

most people are educated wrong. The state schools were not the first

schools, but among the last schools to be established; and London had

been educating Londoners long before the London School Board. The error

is a highly practical one. It is persistently assumed that unless

a child is civilized by the established schools, he must remain a

barbarian. I wish he did. Every child in London becomes a highly

civilized person. But here are so many different civilizations, most of

them born tired. Anyone will tell you that the trouble with the poor is

not so much that the old are still foolish, but rather that the young

are already wise. Without going to school at all, the gutter-boy would

be educated. Without going to school at all, he would be over-educated.

The real object of our schools should be not so much to suggest

complexity as solely to restore simplicity. You will hear venerable

idealists declare we must make war on the ignorance of the poor;

but, indeed, we have rather to make war on their knowledge. Real

educationists have to resist a kind of roaring cataract of culture. The

truant is being taught all day. If the children do not look at the large

letters in the spelling-book, they need only walk outside and look at

the large letters on the poster. If they do not care for the colored

maps provided by the school, they can gape at the colored maps provided

by the Daily Mail. If they tire of electricity, they can take to

electric trams. If they are unmoved by music, they can take to drink. If

they will not work so as to get a prize from their school, they may work

to get a prize from Prizy Bits. If they cannot learn enough about law

and citizenship to please the teacher, they learn enough about them to

avoid the policeman. If they will not learn history forwards from the

right end in the history books, they will learn it backwards from the

wrong end in the party newspapers. And this is the tragedy of the whole

affair: that the London poor, a particularly quick-witted and civilized

class, learn everything tail foremost, learn even what is right in the

way of what is wrong. They do not see the first principles of law in a

law book; they only see its last results in the police news. They do not

see the truths of politics in a general survey. They only see the lies

of politics, at a General Election.

But whatever be the pathos of the London poor, it has nothing to do with

being uneducated. So far from being without guidance, they are guided

constantly, earnestly, excitedly; only guided wrong. The poor are not

at all neglected, they are merely oppressed; nay, rather they are

persecuted. There are no people in London who are not appealed to by the

rich; the appeals of the rich shriek from every hoarding and shout

from every hustings. For it should always be remembered that the queer,

abrupt ugliness of our streets and costumes are not the creation of

democracy, but of aristocracy. The House of Lords objected to the

Embankment being disfigured by trams. But most of the rich men who

disfigure the street-walls with their wares are actually in the House

of Lords. The peers make the country seats beautiful by making the town

streets hideous. This, however, is parenthetical. The point is, that the

poor in London are not left alone, but rather deafened and bewildered

with raucous and despotic advice. They are not like sheep without a

shepherd. They are more like one sheep whom twenty-seven shepherds are

shouting at. All the newspapers, all the new advertisements, all the

new medicines and new theologies, all the glare and blare of the gas and

brass of modern times--it is against these that the national school must

bear up if it can. I will not question that our elementary education is

better than barbaric ignorance. But there is no barbaric ignorance. I

do not doubt that our schools would be good for uninstructed boys. But

there are no uninstructed boys. A modern London school ought not merely

to be clearer, kindlier, more clever and more rapid than ignorance and

darkness. It must also be clearer than a picture postcard, cleverer than

a Limerick competition, quicker than the tram, and kindlier than

the tavern. The school, in fact, has the responsibility of universal

rivalry. We need not deny that everywhere there is a light that must

conquer darkness. But here we demand a light that can conquer light.

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