II. THE UNIVERSAL STICK

Cast your eye round the room in which you sit, and select some three or

four things that have been with man almost since his beginning; which at

least we hear of early in the centuries and often among the tribes. Let

me suppose that you see a knife on the table, a stick in the corner,

or a fire on the hearth. About each of these you will notice one

speciality; that not one of them is special. Each of these ancestral

things is a universal thing; made to supply many different needs; and

while tottering pedants nose about to find the cause and origin of some

old custom, the truth is that it had fifty causes or a hundred origins.

The knife is meant to cut wood, to cut cheese, to cut pencils, to cut

throats; for a myriad ingenious or innocent human objects. The stick

is meant partly to hold a man up, partly to knock a man down; partly to

point with like a finger-post, partly to balance with like a balancing

pole, partly to trifle with like a cigarette, partly to kill with like a

club of a giant; it is a crutch and a cudgel; an elongated finger and an

extra leg. The case is the same, of course, with the fire; about which

the strangest modern views have arisen. A queer fancy seems to be

current that a fire exists to warm people. It exists to warm people, to

light their darkness, to raise their spirits, to toast their muffins,

to air their rooms, to cook their chestnuts, to tell stories to their

children, to make checkered shadows on their walls, to boil their

hurried kettles, and to be the red heart of a man’s house and that

hearth for which, as the great heathens said, a man should die.

Now it is the great mark of our modernity that people are always

proposing substitutes for these old things; and these substitutes always

answer one purpose where the old thing answered ten. The modern man

will wave a cigarette instead of a stick; he will cut his pencil with

a little screwing pencil-sharpener instead of a knife; and he will even

boldly offer to be warmed by hot water pipes instead of a fire. I have

my doubts about pencil-sharpeners even for sharpening pencils; and about

hot water pipes even for heat. But when we think of all those other

requirements that these institutions answered, there opens before us the

whole horrible harlequinade of our civilization. We see as in a vision a

world where a man tries to cut his throat with a pencil-sharpener; where

a man must learn single-stick with a cigarette; where a man must try to

toast muffins at electric lamps, and see red and golden castles in the

surface of hot water pipes.

The principle of which I speak can be seen everywhere in a comparison

between the ancient and universal things and the modern and specialist

things. The object of a theodolite is to lie level; the object of a

stick is to swing loose at any angle; to whirl like the very wheel of

liberty. The object of a lancet is to lance; when used for slashing,

gashing, ripping, lopping off heads and limbs, it is a disappointing

instrument. The object of an electric light is merely to light (a

despicable modesty); and the object of an asbestos stove... I wonder

what is the object of an asbestos stove? If a man found a coil of rope

in a desert he could at least think of all the things that can be done

with a coil of rope; and some of them might even be practical. He could

tow a boat or lasso a horse. He could play cat’s-cradle, or pick oakum.

He could construct a rope-ladder for an eloping heiress, or cord her

boxes for a travelling maiden aunt. He could learn to tie a bow, or he

could hang himself. Far otherwise with the unfortunate traveller

who should find a telephone in the desert. You can telephone with a

telephone; you cannot do anything else with it. And though this is

one of the wildest joys of life, it falls by one degree from its full

delirium when there is nobody to answer you. The contention is, in

brief, that you must pull up a hundred roots, and not one, before you

uproot any of these hoary and simple expedients. It is only with great

difficulty that a modern scientific sociologist can be got to see that

any old method has a leg to stand on. But almost every old method has

four or five legs to stand on. Almost all the old institutions are

quadrupeds; and some of them are centipedes.

Consider these cases, old and new, and you will observe the operation of

a general tendency. Everywhere there was one big thing that served six

purposes; everywhere now there are six small things; or, rather (and

there is the trouble), there are just five and a half. Nevertheless, we

will not say that this separation and specialism is entirely useless or

inexcusable. I have often thanked God for the telephone; I may any

day thank God for the lancet; and there is none of these brilliant and

narrow inventions (except, of course, the asbestos stove) which might

not be at some moment necessary and lovely. But I do not think the most

austere upholder of specialism will deny that there is in these old,

many-sided institutions an element of unity and universality which

may well be preserved in its due proportion and place. Spiritually,

at least, it will be admitted that some all-round balance is needed to

equalize the extravagance of experts. It would not be difficult to carry

the parable of the knife and stick into higher regions. Religion, the

immortal maiden, has been a maid-of-all-work as well as a servant

of mankind. She provided men at once with the theoretic laws of an

unalterable cosmos and also with the practical rules of the rapid and

thrilling game of morality. She taught logic to the student and told

fairy tales to the children; it was her business to confront the

nameless gods whose fears are on all flesh, and also to see the streets

were spotted with silver and scarlet, that there was a day for wearing

ribbons or an hour for ringing bells. The large uses of religion have

been broken up into lesser specialities, just as the uses of the hearth

have been broken up into hot water pipes and electric bulbs. The romance

of ritual and colored emblem has been taken over by that narrowest of

all trades, modern art (the sort called art for art’s sake), and men are

in modern practice informed that they may use all symbols so long as

they mean nothing by them. The romance of conscience has been dried

up into the science of ethics; which may well be called decency for

decency’s sake, decency unborn of cosmic energies and barren of artistic

flower. The cry to the dim gods, cut off from ethics and cosmology,

has become mere Psychical Research. Everything has been sundered from

everything else, and everything has grown cold. Soon we shall hear of

specialists dividing the tune from the words of a song, on the ground

that they spoil each other; and I did once meet a man who openly

advocated the separation of almonds and raisins. This world is all one

wild divorce court; nevertheless, there are many who still hear in

their souls the thunder of authority of human habit; those whom Man hath

joined let no man sunder.

This book must avoid religion, but there must (I say) be many, religious

and irreligious, who will concede that this power of answering many

purposes was a sort of strength which should not wholly die out of our

lives. As a part of personal character, even the moderns will agree that

many-sidedness is a merit and a merit that may easily be overlooked.

This balance and universality has been the vision of many groups of

men in many ages. It was the Liberal Education of Aristotle; the

jack-of-all-trades artistry of Leonardo da Vinci and his friends; the

august amateurishness of the Cavalier Person of Quality like Sir William

Temple or the great Earl of Dorset. It has appeared in literature in our

time in the most erratic and opposite shapes, set to almost inaudible

music by Walter Pater and enunciated through a foghorn by Walt Whitman.

But the great mass of men have always been unable to achieve this

literal universality, because of the nature of their work in the world.

Not, let it be noted, because of the existence of their work. Leonardo

da Vinci must have worked pretty hard; on the other hand, many a

government office clerk, village constable or elusive plumber may do

(to all human appearance) no work at all, and yet show no signs of the

Aristotelian universalism. What makes it difficult for the average man

to be a universalist is that the average man has to be a specialist; he

has not only to learn one trade, but to learn it so well as to uphold

him in a more or less ruthless society. This is generally true of males

from the first hunter to the last electrical engineer; each has not

merely to act, but to excel. Nimrod has not only to be a mighty hunter

before the Lord, but also a mighty hunter before the other hunters.

The electrical engineer has to be a very electrical engineer, or he is

outstripped by engineers yet more electrical. Those very miracles of the

human mind on which the modern world prides itself, and rightly in the

main, would be impossible without a certain concentration which disturbs

the pure balance of reason more than does religious bigotry. No creed

can be so limiting as that awful adjuration that the cobbler must not go

beyond his last. So the largest and wildest shots of our world are but

in one direction and with a defined trajectory: the gunner cannot go

beyond his shot, and his shot so often falls short; the astronomer

cannot go beyond his telescope and his telescope goes such a little way.

All these are like men who have stood on the high peak of a mountain and

seen the horizon like a single ring and who then descend down different

paths towards different towns, traveling slow or fast. It is right;

there must be people traveling to different towns; there must be

specialists; but shall no one behold the horizon? Shall all mankind

be specialist surgeons or peculiar plumbers; shall all humanity be

monomaniac? Tradition has decided that only half of humanity shall be

monomaniac. It has decided that in every home there shall be a tradesman

and a Jack-of-all-trades. But it has also decided, among other things,

that the Jack-of-all-trades shall be a Jill-of-all-trades. It has

decided, rightly or wrongly, that this specialism and this universalism

shall be divided between the sexes. Cleverness shall be left for men and

wisdom for women. For cleverness kills wisdom; that is one of the few

sad and certain things.

But for women this ideal of comprehensive capacity (or common-sense)

must long ago have been washed away. It must have melted in the

frightful furnaces of ambition and eager technicality. A man must be

partly a one-idead man, because he is a one-weaponed man--and he is

flung naked into the fight. The world’s demand comes to him direct; to

his wife indirectly. In short, he must (as the books on Success say)

give “his best”; and what a small part of a man “his best” is! His

second and third best are often much better. If he is the first violin

he must fiddle for life; he must not remember that he is a fine fourth

bagpipe, a fair fifteenth billiard-cue, a foil, a fountain pen, a hand

at whist, a gun, and an image of God.

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