Glorious as were Golly's spirits, exquisitely simple her worldly
ignorance, and irresistible her powers of mimicry, strangely enough
they were considered out of place in St. Barabbas' Hospital. A
light-hearted disposition to mistake a blister for a poultice; that
rare Manx conscientiousness which made her give double doses to the
patients as a compensation when she had omitted to give them a single
one, and the faculty of bursting into song at the bedside of a dying
patient, produced some liveliness not unmixed with perplexity among the
hospital staff. It is true, however, that her performance of
clog-dancing during the night-watches drew a larger and more persistent
attendance of students and young surgeons than ever was seen before.
Yet everybody loved her! Even her patients! "If it amooses you, miss,
to make me tyke the pills wot's meant for the lydy in the next ward, I
ain't complyning," said an East End newsboy. "When ye tyke off the
style of the doctor wot wisits me, miss, and imitates his wyes, Lawd!
it does me as much good as his mixtures," said a consumptive charwoman.
Even thus, old and young basked in the radiant youth of Golly. She
found time to write to her family:--
DEAR OLD PALS! I'm here. J'y suis! bet your boots! While you're
wondering what has become of the Bright Young Thing, the B. Y. T. is
lookin' out of the winder of St. Barabbas' Hospital--just taking in all
of dear, roaring, dirty London in one gulp! Such a place--Lordy! I've
been waiting three hours to see the crowd go by, and they haven't gone
yet! Such crowds, such busses,--all green and blue, only a penny fare,
and you can ride on top if you want to! Think of that, you dear old
Manx people! But there--"the bell goes a-ringing for Sarah!"--they're
calling for Nurse! That's the worst of this job: they're always
a-dyin' just as you're getting interested in something else! Ta-ta!
GOLLY!
Then her dear old grandfather wrote:
I'm wondering where my diddleums, Golly, is! We all miss you so much,
deary, though we don't miss so many little things as when you were
here. My dear, conscientious, unselfish little girl! You don't say
where John Gale is. Is he still protecting you--he-he!--you giddy,
naughty thing! People wonder on the island why I let you go alone to
London--they forget your dear mother was a Frenchwoman! If you see
anything your dear old grandfather would like--send it on.
GRANFER.
Later, her aunt wrote:--
Have you seen the Queen yet, and does she wear her crown at breakfast?
You might get over the area railing at Buckingham Palace--it would be
nothing for a girl like you to do--and see if you can find out.
To these letters Golly answered, in her own light-hearted way:--
DEAR GRANKINS,--I haven't seen John much--but I think he's like the
Private Secretary at the play--he "don't like London." Lordy!
there--I've let it out! I've been to a theayter. Nurse Jinny Jones
and me scrouged into the pit one night without paying, "pertendin'," as
we were in uniform, we had come to take out a "Lydy" that had fainted.
Such larks! and such a glorious theayter! I'll tell you another time.
Tell aunty the Queen's always out when I call. But that's nothing,
everybody else is so affable and polite in London. Gentlemen--"real
toffs," they call 'em--whom you don't know from Adam--think nothing of
speaking to you in the street. Why, Nurse Jinny says--but there
another patient's going off who by rights oughter have died only
to-morrow. "To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow," as that
barn-stormer actor said. But they're always calling for that giddy
young thing.
Your GOLLY.
Meantime, John Gale, having abruptly left Golly at the door of St.
Barabbas' hospital, tactfully avoiding an unseemly altercation with the
cab-driver regarding her exact fare, pursued his way thoughtfully to
the residence of his uncle, the First Lord of the Admiralty. He found
his Lordship in his bath-room. He was leaning over the bath-tub, which
was half full of water, contemplating with some anxiety the model of a
line-of-battle ship which was floating on it, bottom upward. "I don't
think it can be quite right--do you?" he said, nervously grasping his
nephew's hand as he pointed to the capsized vessel; "yet they always do
it. Tell me!" he went on appealingly, "tell me, as a professing
Christian and a Perfect Man--is it quite right?"
"I should think, sir," responded John Gale, with uncompromising
truthfulness, "that the average vessel of commerce is not built in that
way."
"Yet," said the First Lord of the Admiralty, with a far-off look, "they
all do it! And they don't steer! The larger they are and the more
recent the model, the less they steer. Dear me--you ought to see 'em
go round and round in that tub." Then, apparently recalling the
probable purpose of John's visit, he led the way into his
dressing-room. "So you are in London, dear boy. Is there any little
thing you want? I have," he continued, absently fumbling in the
drawers of his dressing-table, "a few curacies and a bishopric
somewhere, but with these blessed models--I can't think where they are.
Or what would you say to a nice chaplaincy in the navy, with a becoming
uniform, on one of those thingummies?" He pointed to the bath-room.
"Stay," he continued, as he passed his hand over his perplexed brows,
"now I think of it--you're quite unorthodox! Dear me! that wouldn't do.
You see, Drake,"--he paused, as John Gale started,--"I mean Sir Francis
Drake, once suspended his chaplain for unorthodoxy, according to
Froude's book. These admirals are dreadfully strict Churchmen. No
matter! Come again some other time," he added, gently pushing his
nephew downstairs and into the street, "and we'll see about it."
With a sinking heart, John turned his steps toward Westminster. He
would go and see Golly; perhaps he had not looked after her as he
ought. Suddenly a remembered voice, in mimicking accents, fell upon
his ear with the quotation, "Do you know?" Then, in a hansom passing
swiftly by him, Golly, in hospital dress with flying ribbons, appeared,
sitting between Lord Brownstone Ewer and Francis Horatio Nelson Drake,
completely grown up. And from behind floated the inexpressibly sad
refrain, "Hi tiddli hi!"
This is how it happened. One morning, Jinny Jones, another hospital
nurse, had said to her, "Have you any objection, dear, to seeing a
friend of another gent, a friend of mine?"
"None in the least, dear," said Golly. "I want to see all that can be
seen, and do all that can be done in London, and know the glory
thereof. I only require that I shall be allowed to love John Gale
whenever he permits it, which isn't often, and that I may be permitted
to write simple letters to my doting relations at the rate of twelve
pages a day, giving an account--MY OWN account--of my doings. There!
Go on now! Bring on your bears."
They had visited the chambers which Lord Brownstone and Drake occupied
together, and in girlish innocence had put on the gentlemen's clothes
and danced before them. Then they all went to the theatre, where
Golly's delightful simplicity and childish ignorance of the world had
charmed them. Everything to her was new, strange, and thrilling. She
even leaned from the carriage windows to see the "wheels go round."
She was surprised at the number of people in the theatre, and insisted
on knowing if it was church, because they all sat there in their best
clothes so quietly. She believed that the play was real, and
frequently, from a stage box, interrupted the acting with explanations.
She informed the heroine of the design of the villain waiting at the
wings. And when the aged mother of the heroine was dying of starvation
in a hovel, and she threw a bag of bonbons on the stage, with the
vociferous declaration that "Lord Brownstone had just given them to
her--but--Lordy!--SHE didn't want them," they were obliged to lead her
away, closely followed by an usher and a policeman. "To think," she
wrote to John Gale, "that the audience only laughed and shouted, and
never offered to help! And yet look at the churches in London, where
they dare to preach the gospel!"
Fired by this simple letter, and alarmed by Golly's simplicity, John
Gale went to his clerical chief, Archdeacon Luxury, and demanded
permission to preach next Sunday. "Certainly," said the Archdeacon;
"you shall take my curate's place. I shall inform the congregation
that you are the son of Lord Gale. They are very particular
churchmen--all society people--and of course will be satisfied with the
work of the Lord, especially," he added, with a polite smile, "when
that work happens to be--the Lord Gale's son." Accordingly, the next
Sunday, John Gale occupied the pulpit of St. Swithin. But an
unexpected event happened. His pent-up eagerness to denounce the
present methods of Christianity, his fullness of utterance, defeated
his purpose. He was overcome with a kind of pulpit fright. His ideas
of time and place fled him. After beginning, "Mr. Chairman, in rising
to propose the toast of our worthy Archdeacon--Fellow Manxmen--the
present moment--er--er--the proudest in my--er--life--Dearly beloved
Golly--unaccustomed as I am to public speaking," he abruptly delivered
the benediction and sat down. The incident, however, provoked little
attention. The congregation, accustomed to sleep through the sermon,
awoke at the usual time and went home. Only a single Scotchwoman said
to him in passing: "Verra weel for a beginning, laddie. But give it
hotter to 'em next time." Discomfited and bewildered, he communed with
himself gloomily. "I can't marry Golly. I can't talk. I hate
society. What's to be done? I have it! I'll go into a monastery."
He went into a monastery in Bishopsgate Street, reached by a threepenny
'bus. He gave out vaguely that he had got into "Something Good, in the
City." Society was satisfied. Only Golly suspected the truth. She
wrote to her grandfather:--
"I saw John Gale the other day with a crowd following him in the
Strand. He had on only a kind of brown serge dressing-gown, tied
around his waist by a rope, and a hood on his head. I think his poor
'toe-toes' were in sandals, and I dare say his legs were cold, poor
dear. However, if he calls THAT protection of Golly--I don't! I might
be run off at any moment--for all he'd help. No matter! If this Court
understands herself, and she thinks she do, Golly can take care of
herself--you bet."
Nevertheless, Golly lost her place at the hospital through her heroic
defense of her friend Jinny Jones, who had been deceived by Lord
Brownstone Ewer. "You would drive that poor girl into the street," she
said furiously to the Chairman of the Board, throwing her cap and apron
in their faces. "You're a lot of rotten old hypocrites, and I'm glad
to get shut of you." Not content with that, she went to Drake and
demanded that he should make his friend Lord Brownstone marry Jinny.
"Sorry--awfully sorry--my dear Golly, but he's engaged to a rich
American girl who is to pay his debts; but I'll see that he does
something handsome for Jinny. And YOU, my child, what are YOU going to
do without a situation?" he added, with touching sympathy. "You see,
I've some vague idea of marrying you myself," he concluded meditatively.
"Thank you for nothing," interrupted Golly gayly, "but I can take care
of myself and follow out my mission like John Gale."
"There's a pair of you, certainly," said Drake, with a tinge of jealous
bitterness.
"You bet it's 'a pair' that will take your 'two knaves,' you and your
Lord Brownstone," returned Golly, dropping a mock courtesy. "Ta-ta; I'm
going on the stage."