QUICK TIME.

A GENTLEMAN was one day arranging music for a young lady to whom he was

paying his addresses.

"Pray, Miss D----," said he, "what time do you prefer?"

"Oh," she replied carelessly, "any time will answer, but the quicker the

better."

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