GOVERNOR S---- was a splendid lawyer, and could talk a jury out of their
seven senses. He was especially noted for his success in criminal cases,
almost always clearing his client. He was once counsel for a man accused
of horse-stealing. He made a long, eloquent, and touching speech. The
jury retired, but returned in a few moments, and, with tears in their
eyes, proclaimed the man not guilty. An old acquaintance stepped up to
the prisoner and said:
"Jim, the danger is past; and now, honor bright, didn't you steal that
horse?"
"Well, Tom, I've all along thought I took that horse; but since I've
heard the Governor's speech, I don't believe I did!"