BOY ALL OVER.

A DISTINGUISHED lawyer says, that in his young days, he taught a boy's

school, and the pupils wrote compositions; he sometimes received some of

a peculiar sort. The following are specimens:

"_On Industry._--It is bad for a man to be _idol_. Industry is the best

thing a man can have, and a wife is the next. Prophets and kings desired

it long, and without the site. Finis."

"_On the Seasons._--There is four seasons, Spring, Summer, Autumn, and

Winter. They are all pleasant. Some people may like the Spring best, but

as for me,--give me liberty, or give me death. The End."--_Olive

Branch._

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