A FATAL STEP PREVENTED.

A BEGGAR importuned a lady for alms; she gave him a shilling. "God bless

your ladyship!" said he, "this will prevent me from executing my

resolution." The lady, alarmed, and thinking he meditated suicide, asked

what he meant. "Alas, madam!" said he, "but for this shilling I should

have been obliged to go _to work_."

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