A DIALOGUE.

THE late Caleb Whitfoord, finding his nephew, Charles Smith, playing the

violin, the following hits took place:

_W._ I fear, Charles, you _lose_ a great deal of _time_ with this

fiddling.

_S._ Sir, I endeavor to _keep time_.

_W._ You mean rather to _kill time_.

_S._ No, I only _beat time_.

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