ALLIES WILL FALL OUT.

A GENTLEMAN having to fight a main in the country, gave charge to his

servant to carry down two cocks. Pat put them together in a bag; on

opening which, at his arrival, he was surprised to find one of them

dead, and the other terribly wounded. Being rebuked by his master for

putting them in the same bag, he said he thought there was no danger of

them hurting each other, as they were going to fight _on the same side_.

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