A FORGETFUL MAN.

A MAN, endowed with an extraordinary capacity for forgetfulness, was

tried some time ago, at Paris, for vagabondage. He gave his name as

Auguste Lessite, and believed he was born at Bourges. As he had

forgotten his age, the registry of all the births in that city, from

1812 to 1822, was consulted, but only one person of the name of Lessite

had been born there during that time, and that was a girl.

"Are you sure your name is Lessite?" asked the judge.

"Well, I thought it was, but maybe it ain't."

"Are you confident you were born at Bourges?"

"Well, I always supposed I was, but I shouldn't wonder if it was

somewhere else."

"Where does your family live at present?"

"I don't know; I've forgotten."

"Can you remember ever having seen your father and mother?"

"I can't recollect to save myself; I sometimes think I have, and then

again I think I haven't."

"What trade do you follow?"

"Well, I am either a tailor or a cooper, and for the life of me I can't

tell which: at any rate, I'm either one or the other."

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