CASUISTICAL ARITHMETIC.

A BRACE of partridges being brought in to supper for three gentlemen;

"Come, Tom," said one of them, "you are fresh from the schools, let us

see how learnedly you can divide these two birds among us three." "With

all my heart;" answered Tom, "there is one for _you two_ and here is one

for _me too_."

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