GOODBYE.

A MINIKIN three-and-a-half-feet Colonel, being one day at the drill, was

examining a strapper of six feet four. "Come, fellow, hold up your head;

higher, fellow!" "Yes, Sir." "Higher, fellow--higher." " What--so, Sir?"

"Yes, fellow." "And am I always to remain so?" "Yes, fellow, certainly."

"Why then, good bye. Colonel, for I never shall see you again."

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