THE OBSEQUIOUS CARPENTER.

A CARPENTER having neglected to make a gibbet ordered, on the ground of

his not having been paid for a former one, was severely rated by the

sheriff. "Fellow," said he, "how dared you neglect making the gibbet

that was ordered for me?" "I humbly beg your pardon," said the

carpenter, "had I known that it was _for your worship_, I should have

left everything else to do it."

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