PRESENCE OF MIND.

A POOR fellow, in Scotland, creeping through the hedge of an orchard,

with an intention to rob it, was seen by the owner, who called out to

him, "Sawney, hoot, hoot, man, where are you ganging?" "Back agen," says

Sawney.

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